Ryan: Alright, men. We need to plan something big and beautiful for Jack.
Ryan: Her gifts always blow us out of the water, it’s time to return the favor
Gavin: We should get her a crown
Gavin: Because she is a queen
Jack: Awww you guys.
Jack: That’s so sweet.
Jack: (you do realize this is a group chat though right?)
Ryan: I, admittedly, did not think this through.
Ryan: Would you be able to not read the chat, Jack?
Jack: Awww, and pass up on all these compliments? :3c
Ryan: Jack god dammit let us plan!
Michael: Hang on, I got this.
Michael: I just snatched her phone and locked myself in the bathroom, quick what are we getting her before she knocks the door down
Ryan: Gavin’s idea was cute and cheesy, we could build off that in a way she won’t expect?
Gavin: We could steal the entire exhibit for the Egyptian queen jewelry display that’s coming in on the 22nd
Ryan: That’s perfect. Maybe on a wall we wish her a happy birthday with spray paint. Really bring attention to it.
Ryan: You still got Jack’s phone, Michael?
Ryan: Any ideas?
Michael: Drop flowers across the city from a chopper?
Michael: What is the most amount of roses we can get?
Ryan: Depends on the vendor’s stock and the shopper’s cash.
Ryan: If each of us carries two big handfuls onto the helicopter…?
Gavin: We could do a release drop from the helicopter, fill a tarp and do a manual release?
Ryan: Does ten thousand sound good? Or should I get more?
Michael: That’s probably enough, right?
Michael: Jack is quiet now and I don’t trust her, I think we should wrap this up soon
Michael: Ryan on flowers, Gavin on chopper, me on museum?
Ryan: Alright team, go!
(Happy Birthday, Jack Pattillo!)