happy birthday my other half


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maelstrom [ jimin ]

noun : a powerful whirlpool in the sea or river ; a situation or state of confused movement or violent turmoil.

you donโ€™t know if you want to hit him or kiss him.

pairing:ย park jimin x reader
genre:ย fluff
type:ย college au
word count:ย 2,101 words
warnings:ย none
authorโ€™s note:ย happy birthday to my other half #rat @dreamscriptย whom I love very much despite her swerving ass that goes from jimin to namjoon to inseong and maybe back to jimin someday if heโ€™s lucky. youโ€™re so rad and wonderful and gorgeous and memetastic, and you meme so much to me, and iโ€™m so glad that I sent you a message a little over a year ago screaming over your writing. I heavily based this on your recent messages lmao and I apologize because I know nothing about naruto (but i think it means whirlpool in japanese, hence the title lol) but anyway ily neo phoenix congrats for surviving another year!! *cue congratulatory pterodactyl screeches*

You enjoy being a part of the UN Conference Club your college hosts very much. But do you enjoy the people in the club? Maybe not so much. First of all, how can some people be so dumb? And second of allโ€ฆ well, there does not really need to be a second of all because stupidity covers all of it.

During the three-day conference, there is a historical crisis committee for the Spanish American War where the main focus centered on how to avoid the war entirely in 1898. On the first dayโ€”which is the most formal dayโ€”the attorney general, Inseong, immediately requested $1.2 million dollars to fund biotech companies to end tuberculosis. In response, someone asked if he knew just how much $1.2 million dollars amounted to in 1898. He insisted that he knew and that it was only a small price.

It was equivalent to 7 billion dollars today.

And he had planned to fund that entire sum of money that into biotech companies, which were most likely nonexistent back then.

How did this kid even win Best Delegate? Granted, his face paled considerably when the 7 billion dollars were announced, and he revoked his statement, but still.

Thus, there was example number one of idiocy.

Example number two?

Park Jimin and his ridiculous antics.

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Imagine The8 feeling really ecstatic because he get to spend his birthday with you despite his busy schedule.

Yuta Appreciation Post
  • woah, the day finally came :’) it’s finally this prince’s birthday
  • listen,,, I know he is like the biggest bias wrecker in nct bUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
  • I'm in love with his cheerful, carefree personality and I absolutely adore the way he can easily brighten ups the day of anyone with his crappy comments 
  • lmao we literally have the same flirty and perverted sense of humor gfhjsk
  • it’s a scorpio thing I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • main dancers, lead rapper and ALSO has a gorgeous voice that can make me heart melt in seconds
  • ugh, please give this king more solos he deserves tHEM
  • and, have you ever thought about all the shit that he had to went throw this four years to be as successful as he is now??
  • he moved from Japan to Korean being only 18???
  • and he didn’t even know how to say oNE fucking word in Korean!!!!!
  • it must have been so hard for him to adapt to this entire new environment, especially since he IS the only Japanese idol in the entire company
  • also,,, I’m really salty about this sO NO ONE IS GOING T STOP ME FROM COMPLAINING,,,,, three years of his life being a trainee juST TO GET ONE LINE IN EACH SONG ARE YOU KIDIDNGHFDJSOHCBDNSK
  • w h y is sm like this with him, wHY CAN’T THEY SEE HOW TALENTED HE IS AND HOW MUCH HE DESERVES
  • what truly breaks my heart is the fact that he’s completely aware of this, multiple times he said that he wished to have more lines and sing more
  • but it’s fine, I guess he’s the visual of the group after all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • well,,,, right after ty, yep
  • he has such a sharp jawline and his skin is b e a u t i f u l
  • and he has this smile that is so breathtaking and hIS EYES GVFHDUIJS THEY’RE SO PRETTY I’M IN LOVEEEE
  • can y’all understand why is he one of my bias wreckers now?? tHIS IS SERIOUS
  • also, fgdhsjkal, he’s so clingy????? aND he’S SO fLIRTY???
  • he doesn’t give a fuck, I love it lmao
  • and I love how competitive and annoying he is but still being the sweet and caring baby that he is <3<33<
  • my heart is beating really fast rn
  • anyways,, yuta, our manly man and our takoyaki prince,,,, I love you with my entire heart and soul
  • I really suck at giving birthday wishes but I truly hope you can achieve everything you propose in life and that you’re always happy doing the things you love
  • I wish you lots of health in life and I promise you that I’ll always be by your side cheering on you and supporting every decision you choose
  • yuta, my baby, my king, my other half, happy birthday sweetheart, I love you a lot <3 I really do
  • but k, that’s all for now <3
  • damn, i just really love this loser with my entire life
  • he means the whole world to me
  • even if he tends to be really stupid and silly and eMbarRSEs me, he still has my heart <3
  • anyways, bye, gtg to study ;-;

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Happy Birthday Malie! My life wouldn’t be the same without you, parabatai  ♥

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@WWEMayaGrey: Six years ago I went to a taping of NXT where I ran into this beautiful girl with dark red hair, Kanye West glasses, and a hunger to be the best. Little did I know I had just met the woman who would become a gigantic part of my life!!

Luv you bunches!!💜💚💜💚   

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@sashabankswwe: Happy EARLY Birthday to my other half; the Luna to my Artemis, the Buffy to my Willow, the Sophia to my Dorothy, my partner in crime and your soon to be new RAW Women’s Champion @WWEMayaGrey!! 

It’s been a long and stressful road to get to today and there were times where you wanted to give up, but in the end you came out a thousand times stronger and more determined than ever before. I am proud to say that I was one of the few to be there through it all and to have witnessed the rebirth of The First Lady. 

Thank you for allowing me to be apart of your life for the past 6 years. For being my sister, my ride or die, a shoulder, a bridesmaid, and most of all a best friend.

26 never looked so gorgeous!!!



Happy birthday to my best friend and other half of my brain @em0kingx. We’ve been to hell and back together and I couldn’t be more proud of how far you’ve come and what an amazing dad and all around person you’ve turned into. We’ve had over a decade of friendship together and I wouldn’t trade any of it for anything. We haven’t aged too badly, huh?

INSTAGRAM: hazelmason just shared a post. 

before i actually get into what i have to say, can we all appreciate how adorable my sis looks in this picture? wow – okay. ANYWAYS, happy birthday to my other half 💖 you’ve always been someone i could depend on, and someone i’ve been very close to since the start– before we even knew we were related! i hate that we have missed out on one another for an extremely long time but i’m looking forward to all the new sisterly memories coming our way. literally could not have asked for a better sister. love youuuu. ps, we are as iconic as the olsen twins – just not identical. @monamase

I know my birthday was on October 12th, but I’m still kind of bummed that my “best friend” (who I had mentioned in an older post was pulling away from me) didn’t wish me a happy birthday. Neither did half of my family or other internet friends. I kinda stopped caring about my birthdays as I got older, sometimes even forgetting till the week of, but it still kind of stings.