noun : a powerful whirlpool in the sea or river ; a situation or
state of confused movement or violent turmoil.
you don’t know if you
want to hit him or kiss him.
pairing: park jimin x reader genre: fluff type: college au word count: 2,101 words warnings: none author’s note: happy birthday to my other half #rat @dreamscript whom I love very much despite her swerving
ass that goes from jimin to namjoon to inseong and maybe back to jimin someday
if he’s lucky. you’re so rad and wonderful and gorgeous and memetastic, and you
meme so much to me, and i’m so glad that I sent you a message a little over a year
ago screaming over your writing. I heavily based this on your recent messages
lmao and I apologize because I know nothing about naruto (but i think it means whirlpool in japanese, hence the title lol) but anyway ily neo phoenix congrats for surviving another year!! *cue congratulatory pterodactyl screeches*
being a part of the UN Conference Club your college hosts very much. But do you
enjoy the people in the club? Maybe not so much. First of all, how can some
people be so dumb? And second of all… well, there does not really need to be a
second of all because stupidity covers all of it.
During the three-day
conference, there is a historical crisis committee for the Spanish American War
where the main focus centered on how to avoid the war entirely in 1898. On the
first day—which is the most formal day—the attorney general, Inseong, immediately
requested $1.2 million dollars to fund biotech companies to end tuberculosis.
In response, someone asked if he knew just how much $1.2 million dollars
amounted to in 1898. He insisted that he knew and that it was only a small
equivalent to 7 billion dollars today.
And he had planned
to fund that entire sum of money that
into biotech companies, which were
most likely nonexistent back then.
How did this kid
even win Best Delegate? Granted, his face paled considerably when the 7 billion
dollars were announced, and he revoked his statement, but still.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OTHER GEMINI HALF SHANNON (AKA SATAN!!!) I LOVE YOU SHANNON AND I FEEL SHITTY THAT I COULDNT DRAW YOU ANYTHING SO HERE’S A SHAN MEME INSTEAD!!! I LOVE YOU AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! @ask-camboy-jin/ @ask-slytherin-jimin
@WWEMayaGrey: Sixyears ago I went to a taping of NXT where I ran into this beautiful girl with dark red hair, Kanye West glasses, and a hunger to be the best. Little did I know I had just met the woman who would become a gigantic part of my life!!
Luv you bunches!!💜💚💜💚
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@sashabankswwe: Happy EARLY Birthday to my other half; the Luna to my Artemis, the Buffy to my Willow, the Sophia to my Dorothy, my partner in crime and your soon to be new RAW Women’s Champion @WWEMayaGrey!!
It’s been a long and stressful road to get to today and there were times where you wanted to give up, but in the end you came out a thousand times stronger and more determined than ever before. I am proud to say that I was one of the few to be there through it all and to have witnessed the rebirth of The First Lady.
Thank you for allowing me to be apart of your life for the past 6 years. For being my sister, my ride or die, a shoulder, a bridesmaid, and most of all a best friend.
Happy birthday to my best friend and other half of my brain @em0kingx. We’ve been to hell and back together and I couldn’t be more proud of how far you’ve come and what an amazing dad and all around person you’ve turned into. We’ve had over a decade of friendship together and I wouldn’t trade any of it for anything. We haven’t aged too badly, huh?
before i actually get into what i have to say, can we all appreciate how adorable my sis looks in this picture? wow – okay. ANYWAYS, happy birthday to my other half 💖 you’ve always been someone i could depend on, and someone i’ve been very close to since the start– before we even knew we were related! i hate that we have missed out on one another for an extremely long time but i’m looking forward to all the new sisterly memories coming our way. literally could not have asked for a better sister. love youuuu. ps, we are as iconic as the olsen twins – just not identical. @monamase
I know my birthday was on October 12th, but I’m still kind of bummed that my “best friend” (who I had mentioned in an older post was pulling away from me) didn’t wish me a happy birthday. Neither did half of my family or other internet friends. I kinda stopped caring about my birthdays as I got older, sometimes even forgetting till the week of, but it still kind of stings.