happy birthday my ginger king

A Day In The Life of The Birthday Boy

Today Fassy fans will be like:

And hope he’ll check his Tumblr tag and be like:

But really he’ll wake up and be like:

And walk down the street like:

To meet his friends who’ll greet him like:

And treat him to his favorite meal where he’ll be like:

Until it’s time to open his presents when he’ll be like:

Then they’ll stroll to the club like:

And get their groove on like:

And you’ll try to ask him for a dance like:

But he’ll be killing you with his moves like:

And you’ll realize tonight is all about him when he’s like:

And now you’re drunk and bitter like:

And his response to you is:

Then you’ll go home and be like:

And he’ll go home and be like:

BECAUSE IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!!! YAAAAASSS!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GINGER KING. LONG SHALL HE REIGN.

I’m sure he’ll just spend a nice quiet evening at home with family and friends, guys. No partying at all, right Fass?

Uh-huh.