A Day In The Life of The Birthday Boy
Today Fassy fans will be like:
And hope he’ll check his Tumblr tag and be like:
But really he’ll wake up and be like:
And walk down the street like:
To meet his friends who’ll greet him like:
And treat him to his favorite meal where he’ll be like:
Until it’s time to open his presents when he’ll be like:
Then they’ll stroll to the club like:
And get their groove on like:
And you’ll try to ask him for a dance like:
But he’ll be killing you with his moves like:
And you’ll realize tonight is all about him when he’s like:
And now you’re drunk and bitter like:
And his response to you is:
Then you’ll go home and be like:
And he’ll go home and be like:
BECAUSE IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!!! YAAAAASSS!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GINGER KING. LONG SHALL HE REIGN.
I’m sure he’ll just spend a nice quiet evening at home with family and friends, guys. No partying at all, right Fass?