happy birthday loser!!

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Today in Japan, it is April 12th and Kondou Shouri’s (Kuroo Tetsurou) birthday~!!!

Happy 23rd birthday to the Nekoma Captain!

You can wish him a happy birthday on his Twitter (x)!  
He’ll appreciate knowing he has western fans so feel free to leave a message in English, but if you’d like to say Happy Birthday in Japanese, just copy paste
お誕生日おめでとうございます!

Please do not repost my scans or gifs.

❀ masterlist ❀

➺ Bold - Triggering/Mature Content

❀ Series ❀

➺ Not even a choice [PT 1] [PT 2] [PT 3] [PT 4] [PT 5 FINAL]

➺ Skinny Love *collab w/ @pancakpop* [PT 1] [PT 2]

 Forbidden Love [PT 1] [PT 2] 

❀ Imagines ❀

 Surprises (KNJ)

Let me love you (JJK)

➺  Softball Player (BTS)

➺  Sex Before Marriage (PJM)

➺  That Girl (MYG)

 Marriage Isn’t Everything (KTH)

❀ Moodboards ❀

➺  Summer x Yoongi

➺  Prince Jimin

➺  Pink x Hoseok

➺  Purple x Namjoon *namjoon day special*

➺  Brown x Jin

  Red Neon x Jungkook

Late nights x Taehyung

Dancing x Jimin

 Black/White x Jimin *jimin day special*

 Pink x Jungkook

 Grunge Yoongi

 Black/Mint x Yoongi

 Nap time with Yoongi

❀ Icon & Edits ❀

 BTS Icons

 Simple MinJoon Icons

❀ Blurbs ❀

 Hoseok as a boyfriend

 Single dad!Jungkook

 Jin as a boyfriend

 Jungkook as a boyfriend

❀ BTS Reactions ❀

➺  BTS reaction to you being a hardcore gamer and anime fan

BTS reaction to their s/o writing a song

BTS reaction to you being silly and clingy when sleepy

➺  BTS reaction to their s/o having a hoarse voice when sick

BTS reaction to another member being close to their pregnant wife

 BTS reaction to finding out you are rich

BTS reaction to finding their s/o’s blog/youtube channel

BTS reaction to you being jealous of their makeup stylist

BTS reaction to you accidentally turning them on

BTS reaction to you back-hugging them sleepily

BTS reaction to finding their pregnant wife dancing

➺ BTS reaction to you never going out

BTS reaction to their s/o having a big port wine stain

BTS reaction to another MC saying something bad about their s/o

BTS reaction to their s/o being embarrassed to receive skinship

BTS reaction to meeting your parents for the first time

BTS reaction to their s/o fainting on stage

BTS reaction to doing a kiss scene

BTS reaction to their s/o being physically disabled

BTS reaction to finding your ideal type

BTS reaction to you singing one of their songs

BTS reaction to their s/o’s acceptance speech

➺  BTS reaction to you attempting suicide

BTS reaction to finding out you’re bisexual

BTS reaction to you buying a goat

BTS reaction to a song written about their past relationship

➺ BTS reaction to becoming parents as a teenager

BTS reaction to you being a cuddly drunk

BTS reaction to their little sister doing scandalous things on sc

BTS reaction to finding a fanfiction of another member

BTS reaction to you coming out as asexual

BTS reaction to believing in aliens

BTS reaction to their s/o being a translator

➺  BTS reaction to their s/o pranking them

BTS reaction to a big age gap

BTS reaction to you writing a sentimental song

BTS reaction to a reality show with their child

BTS reaction to overhearing their crush crying

BTS reaction to their younger brother disrespecting them

BTS reaction to you finding them making pancakes in their boxers

BTS reaction to their s/o being a great choreographer

BTS reaction to an asthma attack

BTS reaction to fans not liking you because you act like Tae

BTS reaction to their s/o wanting to shave their stubble

BTS reaction to their s/o asking them to take their virginity

BTS reaction to their s/o’s comeback towards haters

BTS reaction to ‘50 shades of black’

BTS reaction to you being a backup dancer for another group

 BTS reaction to seeing you cry for the first time

 BTS reaction to you having menstrual pain

 BTS reaction to their little sister being in an idol group

  BTS reaction to finding you asleep while waiting for them

 BTS reaction to their s/o eating a king crab really fast

 BTS reaction to working with their one night stand

 BTS reaction to their sibling getting hurt

 BTS reaction to their S/O getting hurt when they’re on tour

 BTS reaction to you having a watercolor tattoo

 BTS reaction to you having a nightmare about them dying

❀ BTS Groupchats ❀

➺ Jimin comments on your Father’s Day post

 ➺  Hoseok, Namjoon, and Jungkook fight for your attention and find out you’re dating Yoongi

➺  The boys comfort you after finding out your boyfriend cheated

Finally meeting their foreign friend

➺  Confronting you about drinking and doing drugs

➺  Them being cute to make you happy after rejection

➺  Finding out you’re a top supermodel

➺  Worrying about their younger sister

➺  Collabing with BTS

➺  Bad puns

➺  They get jealous of you being a fan of INFINITE

➺  Poly relationship with Yoonmin

➺  They come to you about their insecurities

➺  They worry about you when you’re stressed and miss them

➺  You want cuddles and kisses

➺  You’re being followed so you text them

➺  Them finding out you’re pregnant from the hospital

➺  Poly relationship with Taekook

➺  The boys talk you out of suicide

➺  They find out you’ve been sneaking out to the studio to make music

➺  Your parents find out you’re in a poly relationship with Yoonseok

Asking Yoongi and Hoseok to be in a poly relationship

➺  Yoongi and Jimin confess to you 

➺  The boys wonder why you don’t audition for a company

➺  You break your leg and the boys worry about you

 Vkook gets jealous (poly relationship)

  They find your chibi drawings of Yoongi

They ask about you speaking Patois

 Confronting them about the ‘DNA’ teasers

 Questions

 You want attention

 Sibling!Jimin & you are tired of bangtan’s shit

❀ BTS Snapchats ❀

 ➺ Supportive snapchats from their S/O’s story

➺  Goodnight snapchats

➺  They miss you while on tour

 Study breaks

 College badboy!Hoseok

 Bf!Namjoon just wants to see you (smile) again

 College au! with Namjoon

 Snaps with bf!Yoongi

❀ Maknae/Hyung Line ❀

➺  Anxiety attacks [Maknae Line] [Hyung Line]

➺  Making them feel better about their looks [Hyung Line]

➺  You’re insecure about your weight [Hyung Line]

➺  Mental breakdown over your scars *Hyung Line* [Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon] [Min Yoongi/Kim Seokjin]

➺  Pregnant from a rape that happened while they were on tour *Hyung Line* [Jung Hoseok/Min Yoongi] [KIm Seokjin/Kim Namjoon]

➺  You get into a fight with them [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line] | Part Two [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line]

➺  You’re on your period and you ask them to get you things [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line]

❀ Kim Taehyung ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Taking your bra on tour

➺  Confesses to stop you from going on blind date

➺  Taehyung is dating a black girl and she rants about anti-blackness in the kpop community

➺  The boys try to get you and Taehyung together

❀ Kim Namjoon ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Jealous over Namjoon’s Tinashe lock screen

➺  Protective older brother

➺  Fluffy texts with Namjoon

➺  The boys try and get you and Namjoon together

➺  Best friend Namjoon confesses

❀ Kim Seokjin ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Cupcake and chicken thieves

➺  Daily best friend texts

➺  Older brother Jin doesn’t approve of your relationship

➺  His way of implying it

➺  Jin gets jealous of Yoongi

 Comforting Jin

❀ Park Jimin ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Outfit opinions

➺  Awkward Situations

➺  Fuckboy Jimin

“I’m sorry…”

 Thought-Provoking Texts

 “Happy Birthday Loser” *jimin day special*

 Jimin’s Just Really Disappointed *jimin day special*

❀ Jung Hoseok ❀ 

➺  Morning texts

➺  “Are you calling me a liar?”

➺  You getting a puppy instead of a bunny

➺  He makes you feel better when you are on your period

❀ Min Yoongi ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  “I sent those over a year ago”

➺  Yoongi lamely confesses in the wrong chat

➺  “I want…”

➺  Your dad finds weed in your room

➺  Yoongi acts cute to get your attention

➺  Yoongi gets jealous of Taehyung

➺  Yoongi having an Armenian girlfriend

 The boys get you and Yoongi together

❀ Jeon Jungkook ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  You and only you

➺  Saying how much you love each other

➺  Acting cute to get your attention

➺  You try to set Jungkook up on a date, but he accidentally confesses [PT 2]

➺  The boys give Jungkook horrible advice

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Today in Japan, it is September 14th, and it is Akisawa Kentarou’s 29th birthday!

You can wish him a happy birthday on his Twitter (x) or on his Instagram (x)!  
Maybe also include a photo of your favorite donut? Haha.
He’ll appreciate knowing he has western fans so feel free to leave a message in English, but if you’d like to say it in Japanese, just copy paste
お誕生日おめでとうございます!

Gryffindor!Jackson || Hogwarts AU

A.N. I asked you guys to vote on what you wanted to read so the most voted was Hogwarts AU so the first post will be about Jackson since it’s his birthday today! Hope you enjoy

Read where I put the members & my explanation

Gryffindor!Jackson || Hufflepuff!Yugyeom || Hufflepuff!Youngjae || Ravenclaw!Mark || Ravenclaw!Jinyoung || Slytherin!Bambam || Slytherin!JB ||

  • House: Gryfiindor
  • Sixth Year
  • Chaser on the Quidditch team but doesn’t play as much anymore because of the incident that happened.
    • He fell off his broom, luckily the another team mate caught him before he fell on the ground but he didn’t stop screaming, and than threw up three times on the field.
  • He became one of the popular kids in school not because of the incident but because he blew up the potions classroom
  • Yeah Jackson gets decent grades in school not the best but decent enough for the teachers not to worry about him
  • After receiving 2 months of detention for blowing up the classroom he vowed he would do his best not to get in trouble ever again.
  • That’s because Jackson met a certain person aka you!!
  • You’re in the same house and the same year. 
  • The both of you didn’t talk much about really, “hi’s” and “bye’s” most of the time and if you have the same class it would “what was the homework again?” 
  • But when the incident happened you were sitting right next to Jackson.
  • Everyone took cover and since you were right next to him, he shielded you so you wouldn’t get hurt 
  • You looked at him in disgust cause you wanted him off
  • He looked at you and that’s when the classic romantic movie moment happened. That’s when he fell in love with you..
  • And right after that you punched him in the face to get off of you.
  • Since then he did anything to get to know you.
  • He ask your mutual friends to introduce you to each other
  • That’s when you apologize for punching him in the face
  • That’s how you became friends
  • When the two of you go to Hogsmeade, the first shop would be Zonko’s Joke Shop and after entering a majority of the popular store you left because it kept getting crowded 
  • The both of you walked the direction towards the Shrieking Shack 
  • “Hey Jackson I dare you to go inside the shack.”
  • “Fine, y/n I’ll do it.”
  • He wasn’t scared, only slightly scared
  • He almost made it to the shack as well but he heard banging from the outside and went running back to you while screaming in a hight pitch tone.
  • “Y/N!!! Guess who got a a perfect score on their Potions test?”
  • “Let me guess… After blowing up the classroom and having our professor scream at you and threatened that if you didn’t get a perfect score on the next exam, he would tell your parents about everything that’s happened at school so my guess is you.”
  • He’ll always saves a spot for you in the dining hall
  • Makes sure you’re doing well in classes, eating all your meals, plus getting in a small walk each day.
  • Plus he’ll offer to walk with you each day.
  • Won’t ask you out until he knows you have feelings back 
  • Which means your about to confess but he runs away because he now knows how you feel
  • Try to do something cute to ask you out problem includes flying 
  • Even though he still gets scared he’ll prove that he’s brave to you and never ever lol pun need someone else to protect you
  • Makes sure that he has the Head Boy on board with what he’s going to do so he wont get in trouble again
  • Has all of your friends from every house and his friends there because they are finally glad you both are about to date cause y’all wouldn’t shut up about each other.
  • They all were tempted to but some sort of spell on the both of you to shut up but they didn’t cause this was cute
  • Brags to everyone including teachers how amazing you are.
  • Man he’s completely head over heels for you. 
  • It’s magical lol another pun
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Today in Japan, it is April 11th and Saitou Kenshin’s (Watari Shinji) birthday~!!!

Happy 21st birthday to the Aoba Johsai libero!

You can wish him a happy birthday on his Twitter (x)!  
He’ll appreciate knowing he has western fans so feel free to leave a message in English, but if you’d like to say Happy Birthday in Japanese, just copy paste
お誕生日おめでとうございます!

Please do not repost my scans or gifs.

A Teru piece for @marirosmo‘s birthday!! 💛

“Aha what you doing down there, Jackie? Trying to be like your Papa?”

Baby Jack Zimmermann trying to be like his Papa and giving poor Uncle Mario’s leg the Bad Bob Treatment™. Alicia is mortified, Bob cannot stop laughing. 

For my friend @thateruditestranger-thatfucker for their birthday. Happy birthday, you loser! Have a baby thug. 💖

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Tanaka’s Birthday and Hina Matsuri (girl’s day)

Kouhei
Shouhei and I celebrated Tanaka’s birthday with matching T-shirts!  
With all my being, I want to become a really bold Tanaka-senpai with every detail in this coming production (^^) 

#Tanaka Ryuunosuke Birthday Festival 2017
#TANAKAFESTIVAL

Translation by @nimbus-cloud

*Hina Matsuri is known as Girl’s Day or Doll’s Day in Japan and is on Mar 3rd every year.  In a typical 7-tier hina doll display (usually found at festivals), the 3rd platform of dolls contains five male musicians.  Each holds a musical instrument except the singer, who holds a fan.  That’s what they were trying to emulate in the group photo, but they’re missing a 5th person.