Chris: Morning team, why are we all lined up here, don’t you all have something to do?
*lights go out*
Chris: What’s going on?
*Jill enters with candle lit cake made of a tower of donuts while team sings ‘Happy birthday’. Piers sings the loudest.*
Chris: *scratches head* Oh. Oh!
Piers: Make a wish Captain!
Chris: Easy. I wish for world peace. *blows candles*
Piers: And he huffs and he puffs and it went woosh!
*someone turns lights back on*
Jill: Well don’t just stare at it.
Chris: A donut tower. Mmm. *reaches to grab one*
Jill: Nah uhh. Birthday kisses first, before that icing goes all over the stubble
Team: *wolf whistles*
Jill: *pushes Piers forward*
Chris: Oh what the hell *plants Piers a wet one*
Team: *whistles louder*
Piers: *closes eyes and kisses back*
Jill: *snaps picture*
Chris: There, happy?
Jill: *presses send to Claire* Looking good. The she-bear will be happy.
Chris: Alright, thanks guys, we all get donuts today.
Chris: *phone rings* Hello?
Chris: Hey Clairebear. How’s things?
Claire: Not as steamy as over there, but still good. Happy birthday bro!
Chris: *laughs* Thanks. It was a good surprise.
Claire: Honestly? You still don’t remember your birthday?
Chris: It was kinda more awkward when I forget yours.
Claire: I was twelve. I got over it. How’s Piers?
Chris: *glances over* Kinda flushed and cute and Piers looking.
Claire: You really have a way with words.
Team: *gives birthday punches to Chris*
Claire: You ok?
Chris: Yeah, boys just showing some rough love.
Claire: Oh and how’s Ruff?
Chris: He’s good too. Piers keeps him happy.
Claire: So long as he keeps you happy too, I’m happy.
Chris: I’m happy. *squeezes Piers’ shoulder*
Claire: Good, won’t stop you from your cake now, chat later bro! Bye!
Chris: Love ya. *hangs up*
Piers: Here you go Captain. Donut coming right up.
Chris: Well you might as well feed it to me.
Piers: *looks around* Fine. Open up.
Jill: *munches on three donuts*
Chris: *raises eyebrows*
Jill: They had all the flavours I wanted OK… shush.
Chris: I’m proud of ya Jillybean.
Jill and Piers: *rolls eyes*
Chris: Hah, that makes two of ya.
Jill: He’s all kinda changed isn’t he?
Piers: Yep, thinks way less, does way more.
Chris: Fine wine you know, matures with age.
Piers: We’ll crack a bottle tonight.
Chris: Can’t wait Ace. *kisses Piers again*
Piers: Hey! *rubs icing off cheek*
Jill: A toast to world peace?
Chris: *winks* World peace. Then I can retire in peace. *pats Piers on small of his back*
Happy birthday to Chris @redfieldandnivans, hope you’re having a good one with Piers!!! Here’s some birthday cheer from down under. Indulge responsibly, :)).