happy birthday jill

Banter 347

Chris: Morning team, why are we all lined up here, don’t you all have something to do?
*lights go out*
Chris: What’s going on?
*Jill enters with candle lit cake made of a tower of donuts while team sings ‘Happy birthday’. Piers sings the loudest.*
Chris: *scratches head* Oh. Oh!
Piers: Make a wish Captain!
Chris: Easy. I wish for world peace. *blows candles*
Piers: And he huffs and he puffs and it went woosh!
*someone turns lights back on*
Jill: Well don’t just stare at it.
Chris: A donut tower. Mmm. *reaches to grab one*
Jill: Nah uhh. Birthday kisses first, before that icing goes all over the stubble
Team: *wolf whistles*
Jill: *pushes Piers forward*
Chris: Oh what the hell *plants Piers a wet one*
Team: *whistles louder*
Piers: *closes eyes and kisses back*
Jill: *snaps picture*
Chris: There, happy?
Jill: *presses send to Claire* Looking good. The she-bear will be happy.
Chris: *grunts*
Chris: Alright, thanks guys, we all get donuts today.
Chris: *phone rings* Hello?
Claire: Surprise!
Chris: Hey Clairebear. How’s things?
Claire: Not as steamy as over there, but still good. Happy birthday bro!
Chris: *laughs* Thanks. It was a good surprise.
Claire: Honestly? You still don’t remember your birthday?
Chris: It was kinda more awkward when I forget yours.
Claire: I was twelve. I got over it. How’s Piers?
Chris: *glances over* Kinda flushed and cute and Piers looking.
Claire: You really have a way with words.
Team: *gives birthday punches to Chris*
Chris: Uhhh.
Claire: You ok?
Chris: Yeah, boys just showing some rough love.
Claire: Oh and how’s Ruff?
Chris: He’s good too. Piers keeps him happy.
Claire: So long as he keeps you happy too, I’m happy.
Chris: I’m happy. *squeezes Piers’ shoulder*
Claire: Good, won’t stop you from your cake now, chat later bro! Bye!
Chris: Love ya. *hangs up*
Piers: Here you go Captain. Donut coming right up.
Chris: Well you might as well feed it to me.
Piers: *looks around* Fine. Open up.
Chris: Ahhh
Piers: There.
Chris: Mmm.
Jill: *munches on three donuts*
Chris: *raises eyebrows*
Jill: They had all the flavours I wanted OK… shush.
Chris: I’m proud of ya Jillybean.
Jill and Piers: *rolls eyes*
Chris: Hah, that makes two of ya.
Jill: He’s all kinda changed isn’t he?
Piers: Yep, thinks way less, does way more.
Chris: Fine wine you know, matures with age.
Piers: We’ll crack a bottle tonight.
Chris: Can’t wait Ace. *kisses Piers again*
Piers: Hey! *rubs icing off cheek*
Jill: A toast to world peace?
Chris: *winks* World peace. Then I can retire in peace. *pats Piers on small of his back*
Piers: *smiles*

Happy birthday to Chris @redfieldandnivans, hope you’re having a good one with Piers!!! Here’s some birthday cheer from down under. Indulge responsibly, :)).


Okay okay best night ever omg
Like the genuinely seemed so happy and relaxed tonight the energetic in the Rogers center was amazing !

I currently have no voice soooooo GREAT TIMES

So first off Louis sounded amazing and incredible tonight I’ve never seen him so confident and powerful with his singing! All the boys had a great night vocally they have improved so much and do whatever they can to make the best of every night! Harry was coughing quite a bit I found , still sounded amazing but Yano.

The audience was so loud omg and boys kept saying how much they loved Toronto!

- Harry and Niall both sported and flew our Canadian flag proudly !

- Lima put on quite little hats , a cowboy one followed by a dance, a red SnapBack Yano , and a bright green wig in which upon niallseeing it he burst out laughing


- Harry fell on stage CLASSIC HAZZA - Niall did a huge jump and land weird , I thought he hurt his knee again and others seemed concerned but he was okay! THANK GOD - Liam and Louis had water guns out again and Liam blamed his wetness on Louis , and before act my age said “the reason I’m all wet here is because that man can’t act his age” - Niall then danced beautifully to act my age in a very traditionally Niall horns Irish way I LOVED IT AND WAS SO AMPED -

- Louis and Liam were at their antics again , Niall was having none of it , and the boys ended the night with Liam grabbing the fire extinguisher and spraying Louis all over in a big puff cloud , and then of course Louis did it back it was hilarious

-we sang happy birthday to Jill with the blue hair , it was cute - she is 15

-Harry went after the burley men on stage that were part of their crew - he was very flirty and cute

IF ANYONE HAS ANYTHING TO ADD LETS DO IT OR WANTS CLARRIFICATION LET ME KNOW ! My brain is tired and ill probably remember things I forgot later !Best night ever ! So happy and deffs won’t be able to sleep tonight ! Love you all and god bless one direction