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Huffle- Puff Puff Pass

Behind the Greenhouse
April 20th

Hugo: *exhales*

Hugo: *goes for third rip*

Lily Luna: Huffle-puff puff pass, you wanker!

Hugo: Sorry Lily Luna Potter. Don’t mean to hog the dopeage. 

Lily Luna: Where did you get this? It’s not the same stuff from home.

Hugo: I got that green thumb cuz. And by green thumb I mean I can sniff that stuff out like a bloodhound.

Woof.

Lily Luna: Well then cheers to 4/20 my main man.

Neville: Dear Merlin.

Lily Luna: *holding breath*

Neville: What are you guys doing?

Lily Luna: What?

Hugo: Studying plants, Professor Neville Longbottom.

Lily Luna: Yeah Nev.

Neville: What plants are you studying?

Hugo: This one’s Dawg Waltz.

Neville: *sighs*

Lily Luna: Happy 4/20 Professor. 

Neville: I’m confiscating this.

~~~Later That Day~~~

Harry: This is good, where did you get it from?

Neville: Your daughter and nephew. 

the paladins ranked from most to least annoying about 4/20

pidge - celebrates 4/20 as if it were a holiday. shes the kind of person that made the videos that were the “dank” version of things like kids shows and stuff. introduces herself not as the green paladin but the instead the “weed paladin” for the entirety of the day. 

lance - considers himself the “weed king”. watches and loves pidge’s dank edits. will yell “420 BLAZE IT” whenever keith uses the fire beam on his lion. owns 12 different colored pairs of weed socks. 

shiro - thought it was really funny when he was a cadet in the garrison. still wears the weed socks that matt got him. tells pidge and lance “happy 4/20″ on the date but thats it. hes left that life behind him.

hunk - has had to deal with pidge and lance’s 4/20 jokes for months at the garrison, never really got the joke or found it funny, but his friends find it funny, so he doesn’t really care 

keith - doesn’t really get the joke, has had to deal with shiro making 4/20 jokes for years. does not tolerate the Tomfoolery. 

Zoe tries weed for the first time to see what all the buzz is about. 
Connor comes home and finds Zoe laying on their roof, he asks her why the fuck she’s up there and she’s like. 
“I’m staring at the most amazing star right now” 
“Zoe, that’s the fucking SUN. STOP STARING AT THE SUN”