“On April 21, 1967, the 100 millionth GM vehicle rolled off the line at the plant in Janesville — a blue two-door Caprice. There was a big ceremony, speeches; the lieutenant governor even showed up.
“Three days later, another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her. But they should have, because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car — no, the most important object — in pretty much the whole universe.”
Me on the 18:
!! Rise and shine losers time to find all the blue cups, bowls, and napkins, someone grab my prepicked box of only blue fruit loops, has anyone seen that box of blue spoons from our cousin's 6th birthday 3 years ago?
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