Wishing my friend @theoriginalfamousfremus a very Happy Birthday today! This drabble sort of exploded, but I hope you enjoy it, dear! xoxo
He started coming in a few weeks ago, every time with a
different girl. But, for some reason, the dates never seemed to last more than
an hour before each woman left in a hurry, leaving the man alone and dejected
at the bar.
Maybe he tells them he
has a small dick, Johanna would snicker. But Katniss knew it had to be
She tried not to pry or act too curious. Her only job was to
pour the drinks, not play therapist. So after each of his dates ditched him,
she would keep the conversation light, and soon enough she found that she
actually enjoyed talking to him.
It was only after his fourth failed date (and third Jack
& Coke) that he confessed the reason all of these women left – he has a