happiness weapon


Cahill: This thing with Palmer, wherever you decide to take it, I think it’s a step in the right direction, so don’t beat yourself up over it.
Riggs: Beat myself up? Me? Never.
Cahill: Riggs, it’s okay to be happy.

» Lethal Weapon 1.16

reasons to watch BBC’s Class
  • gay alien prince
  • … who is so full of rage yet stays happy, has a powerful weapon called a cabinet he could have used to kill his people’s genocidal murderer and chose not to because he’s fuckin Pure okay, also loves his cute Human boyfriend
  • fierce amputee with a cyborg leg
  • … who might also be a Terminator, will literally do anything to keep his friends safe and is traumatised as hell GOD PROTECT HIM precious boy he doesn’t deserve any of this
  • wildly intelligent black girl who has no time for anyone’s bullshit
  • … who also cares so much like honestly she’s the youngest but she takes care of them all I live for this girl
  • angry alien slave criminal
  • … who constantly reminds people she’s a slave not a willing bodyguard and since she isn’t able to use conventional weapons will use anything from a chess piece to a stapler and makes out with robots
  • cinnamon roll who shares her heart with an evil genocidal alien
  • … who was completely willing to stab herself to protect her friends and planet so it would kill the alien she’s bonded too, wants to help and has the healthiest view on mortality ever like holy cram she’s weirdly put together I aspire
  • people literally die. violently. blood and guts and all
  • they swear too, and smoke
  • and have sex
  • it’s X Rated Doctor Who come on guys it’s the best thing to grace our screens this year

I’ve seen a handful of fanfictions where Keith has to wear a dress for convoluted mission reasons but I can never really get behind them bc the only plot I can accept for that scenario is: Keith is upset bc where will he hide his knives while wearing a dress, Allura shows him that he can actually hide more knives on his person now, Keith is thrilled & bursts into the control room yelling “Guess how many weapons I’m carrying!?”, Shiro becomes concerned when Keith reverently utters the phrase “I’m gonna stab so many people” and decides to have Lance go in his place, Lance is chill with it, No one has the heart to take Keith’s dress away and he wears it forever, The End.

If someone called CPS...

If someone suspects the Fentons are abusing Danny (probably the teachers cuz of all the bruises and injuries), and called the CPS, I don’t think that Danny can get himself out of it.

I mean, think about it. The Fentons are known throughout Amity Park as trigger happy and shove dangerous weapons towards anybody, heck, they even fire towards kids without a second thought. Some of Danny’s injuries are ectoplasmic burns, that could easily be done by the weapons they made. And without exposing his secret, I don’t think that “I’m clumsy” is a good excuse, cuz it’ll just backfire on him.

Their household is filled to the brim with weapons. Guns lying everywhere, chemicals stored in the food fridge, lab in easy access for any of the kids, and the complete lack of any safety protocols in the house. It’s unacceptable for the parents to disregard their children’s safety this much. Their “clumsy” child shouldn’t have that many injuries if the parents actually care to safeproof their house in the first place!

The first sign of mental illness on their kids, and their first response was strapping him and spun him around. Any signs of odd behaviour and their immediate thought was that their daughter is a ghost and unleashed an experimental weapon on her.

And the food, the FOOD. When the CPS opened the fridge for inspection, mutant killer hot dogs attacked them, and most of the other things in there are too contaminated or safe for consumption anymore. When asked, Danny would probably make an offhanded comment about “at least the cereal is okay” or “I eat at school or the Nasty Burger anyways” and that would just make it worse! Cuz parents are supposed to provide healthy meals and made sure that their kids are fed enough, not letting them survive on disgusting cafeteria food or greasy fast food, and Danny and Jazz’s skinny figure didn’t help in their case.

I’m just saying, that if CPS are called on the Fentons, Danny can’t really convince anyone that they are good parents, cuz realistically, they’re not. Even he did prove that his parents didn’t abuse him or injure him in any way, he would still be taken away from the dangerous household, and there’s nothing he can really do about it.

Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn’t go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.
—  Robert Fulghum