happiest relationships

You are the type of person that is simply unforgettable, I can never seem to get you off my mind. You are my incurable addiction, my salvation in the dark and my strength on the days where I am existing rather than living.
—  Tenari Ioapo // To my one and only.

Originally posted by stylesinthewild

Part 2

  Harry Styles was the clingy type of boyfriend. When the nights came that you were finally able to share the same bed, Harry would sleep with an arm draped over you. During the night, the heat would make you want to pry his arm off of you, but every time, he would wake up and put his arm over you once again. He’d never tell you the reason why, but it was due to paranoia. Paranoid that one day you’ll be tired of having to sneak around, of having your relationship hidden, of not being able to show the world, how much you both loved each other. He felt that if you were to leave him, you would do it in the middle of night. He knew that even in your most selfish moment, you would think of him and not be able to let him see you walk away. Therefore, he never let you go.

  One night, many thoughts roamed your head. Fans were beginning to speculate about your relationship, and as much as you loved Harry, you knew that when the date came to go public, you would not be able to handle the new found attention. As you kept on thinking, the clock kept on ticking, and Harrys’ hold kept getting stronger. The hold that once made you feel at home, began to feel uncomfortable. Those arms weren’t only yours, they belong to millions of fans as well. Fans who would not welcome you. Whose words were capable of taking away those arms from you.

 Suddenly feeling overwhelmed by those thoughts, you’d try to release yourself from his hold, and Harry kept waking up, securing his hand around you once again. It went on for about an hour, going from every twenty minutes, to every ten, to every five. Neither of you were getting the sleep you needed, and by four o’clock, you were fed up with it. His hold was suffocating you, and one last time you’d try to pry his hand off, and that time he did not put them back on you. You turned around to face him, to study his features, knowing this would be the last time you’d be able to see them up close. Moving with what was probably the grace of a predator, you got out of bed, quickly and quietly, trying to not wake Harry up, not knowing he was up with you.

  Feeling the bed move, Harry woke up, thinking his worst nightmare was actually happening. You were going to leave him. When he saw you enter the restroom, he quickly sat up, not daring to move. You’d be able to hear any sudden movements, seeing as it was early in the morning. He kept trying to think of different ways to convince to stay. They ranged from “First thing in the morning, i’m going to go up to the management, and tell them we want to go public” to literally begging on his knees “I’m sorry, angel! We’ll find a way, I promise.” He wasn’t sure exactly what he was going to say, but he didn’t care. He was simply desperate to get you to stay with him.  

  You were sitting on the bathroom floor, reading the letter you had wrote months back, not believing that a day would come when you would actually use it. You smiled as you read your letters vividly remembering the events you wrote on it, when you heard sniffles coming from inside your room. As quietly as you could, you got up from the bathroom floor, and tried to quietly walk back, when suddenly, the lights came on. There, in front of you, stood Harry, with puffy green eyes, the ones that you had fallen in love with, and a red nose. His watery eyes met yours, his mouth moved, but all you were able to make out was “please… I love you… you’re the best thing to ever happen to me… I love you.” Harry kept mumbling things after, but you were unable to make out half of what he was saying.

 Harry was a mess, he knew it. But seeing you calmly staring back at him, made him become even more heartbroken, knowing that no matter what he said, he would no longer be able to change his mind. Turning away to wipe his tears, a black object in the closet caught his attention, your suitcase. The suitcase he bought you when you went on your first ever trip together. The suitcase that you brought when you moved in to his house, the one that had become yours and his home. Harry could not believe an object that once held some of the happiest memories of your relationship, could now hold the saddest memory… the ending. He saw you walk up to it, and he quickly tried to snatch the handle from your grip, only to loose his footing, and ultimately fall down.

 You saw Harry lying across the floor, and as much as you wanted to help him up, you knew that whatever he told you next, would cause you to stay. Knowing that staying here would only bring you harm, you grabbed the handle, and started to walk out the door, when you heard Harry say, “I love you, isn’t that enough?” Not being able to look Harry in the eye, you shook your head, and left the room, leaving the note in the bathroom, and ignoring his pleas for you to stay with him.

 Harry cried for what felt like hours. And once he finally decided to get up from the floor, he noticed he had slept with the watch that you had given him on his last birthday. The watch had been gifted as a joke, as Harry would say that time would stop when he was around you. You had told him that with that watch he would be able to see how time would keep ticking and it would show that no matter how much time would pass, you would still be by his side. That watch had been the first thing to come in contact with the floor, causing it to break and forever read the same time, 4:18 a.m.

 You left him at 4:18 a.m.

A/N: Hi guys! This is my first one shot, and hopefully the first of many! I originally submitted this story to another blog ( @adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy ) and i decided to post it, and begin writing other fan fiction. Please let me know what y’all thought :)

 before i say anything else about all my thoughts and feelings on 210…


yes, it’s something to be talked about big time between wayhaught. yes, it’s a big ‘ol ugly secret. not technically a lie but sins of omission.. yeah yeah yeah it is what it is.

But seriously, this is something I have never witnessed be addressed in lgbt rep. It’s something I never expected to see. And it’s so personal to me.

Personal story time literally nobody asked for: I got married shortly after the repeal of DADT in Washington DC at the ripe old age of almost 20. I was young, dumb, and in the military. I was also extremely aware of the history, the battles that lead to small political victories. A lot of us were. And a lot of us did get married simply because we finally could. It was a huge deal then - not too fucking long ago.

Same thing but on a much larger scale throughout the US: after the US Supreme Court “ruled” on the federal legalization of gay marriage, a literal fuck ton of us got married just out of the sheer euphoria at the fact that we could. It was monumental for us to have this right. So, some of us (a lot of us) jumped straight (lol) for it.

Did that mean a lot of young people getting married before they were in anyway ready for marriage? yeah, big time. 

I am one of those people who is still technically married just because divorce takes time. It takes a ton of time, a decent amount of money, and a significant (excruciating) toll on a twenty-something-year-old’s heart and mind.  

So allow me, if you will, to paint you a picture. You’ve been watching the politics play out the entirety of your young adult life. You’ve got a girlfriend who you love. The battles so many generations before you have fought and died for have finally, slowly, painfully, been won. You partake in the victory not just for your life and your love, but in the name of those who have fought and died for this before you. The weight of this victory is not lost on you in the slightest. So you get married. A year (if that) later, it doesn’t work out. Like about half of all marriages, yours fails. But divorce is expensive. It’s approximately one trillion times harder to get divorced than it is to get married. So, a few years later, you’re still legally married. You’ve met the absolute love of your life, and you are still married. You still have a wife out there who you don’t talk to. You are not in each other’s lives, but you’ve got that title still.

That is my exact situation right now as I’m writing this. And I never thought I would see that issue on TV. It is a real issue in the LGBT (well let’s throw the blanket term “gay” on it as I’m talking about gay marriage in particular) community. A lot of us are in real, committed, loving relationships but we have actual spouses still. This is a real issue in so many of our lives. And idk if Emily meant to write this in because she is aware this issue effects a lot of us or not, but it’s amazing to me that I am seeing myself actually represented not just as a lesbian, but as a lesbian who rushed into a marriage.

If I went to the hospital right now at this moment in some near death situation, my actual wife would be called. My gf who I live with, have the happiest and best relationship I’ve ever been blessed with, and plan on marrying someday would most definitely be the one by my side, but my actual wife may show up. 

Now, my gf knows about my wife. She’s still my wife. I can’t call her my ex-wife yet. Not legally. I told my gf before we even started dating about my whole situation. Yeah we’re separated. Yeah, the only time we talk is about legal stuff. But the fact remains, I am a married woman.

Now, let me add something really emotional to this picture: divorce fucking sucks. When you go for a divorce, there are certain feelings that come along with it that never go away like fucking scars. You feel like a failure. You feel stupid. You feel unlovable and dirty and shameful and guilty and like you aren’t worth it. You suddenly can’t stand being around your own friends anymore because they’re married and having kids. Everything is a reminder that you failed somehow, even when you know it’s not your fault. No matter what the reason for the divorce was, you are shattered. All the love in the world from your soulmate you might find later on doesn’t totally banish those feelings. Some days, you don’t even think about it. Some days, it hits you like a sack of bricks that you weren’t worth keeping promises to. Divorce is by far the most painful experience I’ve had, and I’ve broken a lot of bones and been through my share of disowned by family, going to sleep starving shit.

So it is not crazy at all that Nicole, who fell fast and hard for a girl she did not expect in a million years to light up her life the way she did, hasn’t found the right way to bring this thing up. Wayhaught has been together how long at this point? A few months? I’m guesstimating 4 at most? I find it hard to feel any kind of mad at Nicole for not bringing this up yet. It sucks to talk about because it hurts to you, who went through the pain of a failed marriage, and you have to consider how to not hurt the other person who loves you now with the fact that you had a commitment to another person in the past. A serious, legal one. It’s a shit position to be in. It’s a nearly unwinnable situation. And it’s one that takes time to process for the other person. There is a fat chance this marriage that isn’t valid to you anymore turns off the other person because it speaks to your flaws from a time when you were young, dumb, and reckless, and promised somebody else your love. I don’t blame Nicole at all for not bringing it up yet. Maybe that’s because I know the feeling. Maybe because like, when has there been the time for such a big discussion?

Honestly, the reason I told my gf about being married when I did, the way I did, was because I was trying to keep her from liking me. When we first met, I wasn’t ready for a relationship. I had just gotten out of one literally days before we met at a concert. Then she starting hanging out at my place because my roommate was dating her friend. I knew she liked me, so I gave her all the dirt on me: I’m married, I drink, I’m a writer, I’m broke, I’m medicated, I have a bad leg, all the negative things. “I’m married” is not a good way to start a conversation. That will keep the ladies away, usually. I mean, ultimately in my life, it was good to have all the bad things in my past out in the air, and our relationship is like the funniest, best love story I’ve ever seen.

But let’s look at life in fucking Purgatory. All the times both Nicole and Waverly have been attacked, been nearly dead, maybe been actually dead, been possessed. They fight demons. Their lives aren’t normal, and they are always in danger. Bringing up a topic like legal marriage? As someone who is married and has been separated for years, there are days I don’t even think about or remember that I’m married anymore. It’s just not something that’s part of your life when you get caught up in school/work/puppy training/what have you. It’s not something on Nicole’s mind always, I can guarantee you that. And when she does think, oh maybe I should bring this up now, something insane like oh, my girlfriend’s possessed takes precedence. 

That was super long and unsolicited, but I think important. Nicole has always been an important character to me, but now exponentially more so because an issue has been addressed that does touch so many queer lives. I feel represented in a way I didn’t know I needed until I saw it tonight.

I want to say that I get why some people are mad about Nicole being married, but honestly, no. Sit down. Take a look at the community around you and real issues we deal with in our real lives. If you don’t want to see the hard part of our lives portrayed, what the hell are you talking about when you cry about wanting representation? If all you want to see women kissing and smiling, go watch porn. It’s just as realistic as this “representation” you say you want. You want positive representation, that is what we are getting in a way I feel so blessed to be witnessing. We have real characters in the media reflecting real struggles. We have a bisexual woman in a small town who is extremely apprehensive and makes rash decisions because she’s been through hell. We have a lesbian with a protector impulse which makes her prone to bad judgement calls but very good at her job, and she’s got a past that echos what so many of us lesbians living in the real world are going through. So, no, sincerely reexamine what it is you want these characters to be, because it’s not good representation. It’s fake. And it’s not doing anyone any favors. 

tl;dr: Nicole is the rep of my dreams. Learn some history. Fight me.

anonymous asked:

Hi!! Sorry to be a bother but do you think you can do a relationship hcs for our boy ryuji?? Thanks and and I love love love your blog btw!! ❤️

hsjkadhfsj I’M FLATTERED THAT YOU LOVE MY BLOG!! And it’s no bother at all, cutie!!


  • quality boyfriend 10000000/10
  • Sometimes Ryuji forgets to open doors or pull out chairs for you; however, he truly does care about your comfort and safety.
  • In fact, he’s quite protective, and he won’t hesitate to smack a stranger straight upside the head if he catches them ogling at you.
  • Although it’s more likely that he’ll tug you closer and glare them down.
  • When you’re in public together he’ll hold your hand and he’ll shyly peck you on the cheek.
  • Ryuji would spend all day kissing you, if you let him. LET HIM
  • Be prepared for him to brag about you and talk about you all the time. For example, he’ll bring you up in conversations with his friends if something reminds him of you.
  • Ryuji isn’t the type of person to dwell in his thoughts, but he can’t seem to stop thinking about you even as he walks headfirst into a pole.
  • He ADORES it when you come up behind him and slide your hands in his pockets. he’s ticklish on his thighs so watch out
  • Speaking of which, aside from occasional bickering and banter, the only fights you two get into are tickle fights. If you’re comfortable with it, he is MERCILESS, and his favorite way to tickle you is by showering you with kisses.
  • Pillow fights happen frequently too, and he is there to win so don’t expect him to go easy on you.
  • He loves it when you wear his clothes because they catch your scent, and you smell nice to him.
  • Simple dates are enough for him, but he worries that he can’t treat you to anything lavish. 
  • Ryuji’s very spontaneous though, and he’ll be up for anything you want to do or anywhere you want to go at that moment.
  • If one of you has a car, expect late night drives and loudly singing along to your favorite songs.
  • He’ll urge you to join him for morning jogs, and he’ll attempt to slow down so you can catch up.
  • That doesn’t stop him from showing off, though.
  • Ryuji’s very adept at free running, too; honestly, sports in general seem to come naturally to him.
  • He’s quite cuddly and touchy, so he involuntarily brushes you with his fingertips as you snuggle together. snug as a bug
  • If you’re having a bad day, he’ll do whatever he can for you, even if that means giving you space.
  • Insecurity is his worst enemy, and he’ll verbalize it when you two are alone since he doesn’t want to keep anything from you. He feels like he isn’t good enough for you.
  • Constant reassurance and physical affection help him tremendously, and he’s more than exuberant to reciprocate it.
  • He really can’t get enough of you; it’s as though his arms move on their own as they snake their way around you.
  • If you’re someone that gets their period, Ryuji will discreetly purchase whatever you need. He might retrieve the wrong brand / fit, though. it’s the thought that counts
  • He’ll even share his hidden stash of chocolate with you.
  • You two sass each other so much that people often question if you’re actually dating. 
  • Pet names consist of “nerd”, “dork”, “brat”, “dummy” or any other childish names.
  • If you call him any kind of cheesy or cringe-worthy pet name such as “honey bear sweetie pie”, he’ll put on a facade of acting irritated while wearing the deepest crimson hue on his face.
  • He’ll throw them right back at you if you’ve been dating for a while, and then it’s your turn to be flustered.
  • There is nothing than Ryuji loves MORE than making you flustered, and you had better believe that he’ll wear the dumbest, smuggest smirk on his face as he brings it mere inches away from yours. 
  • “What the matter, babe? You ain’t lookin’ so good,” he teases. 
  • don’t you just want to smooch him
  • Needless to say, he morphs from being a mess to incredibly bold as you two progress further into the relationship.
  • However, the one thing that remains consistent is his boundless affection for you.

The sweet Sophie Hunter/Cumberbatch in Friends and Crocodiles (2005)



Mythology Based Quetions

Send a god into the askbox 

  1. Bragi: Do you like poetry/Have a favorite poem?
  2. Ares: What do you fight for?
  3. Thor: Are you afraid of thunder?
  4. Demeter: Do you have a green thumb?
  5. Frigg: Would you like to be married sometime down the road or would you rather stay unmarried?
  6. Lofn: Have you ever had a bad relationship?
  7. Nemesis: Have you ever crossed a line for the sake of revenge?
  8. Forseti: What is Justice to you?
  9. Geb: What’s your favorite thing about the Earth?
  10. Var: Do you keep your promises?
  11. Idun: How important is youth to you?
  12. Ra: Do you prefer night or day?
  13. Ptah: Would you describe yourself as a creative person?
  14. Baldr: What’s your greatest weakness?
  15. Hades: Would you rather die before all your loved ones, or after all of them?
  16. Nut: Do you like to stargaze?
  17. Dionysus: What kind of alcohol, if any, do you prefer?
  18. Thanatos: Do you fear/have you ever feared dying?
  19. Apollo: Do you have a favorite music?
  20. Hephaestus: Are you good at making things?
  21. Kuk: Are you afraid of the dark?
  22. Tyche: Are you a lucky person, or unlucky person?
  23. Zeus: Do you like flying?
  24. Wadjet: How far would you go to protect someone you cared about?
  25. Aphrodite: Fond memory of a past or current relationship?
  26. Poseidon: Happiest memory with water?
  27. Loki: Best trick you’ve ever played on someone?

anonymous asked:

how do you feel about asexuals? like, do you consider them a part of the LGBTQ+ community?

Most of my comics are tagged with “LGBTQA+”. You know what the “A” stands for, babe? 

Asexual homies are an integral, welcomed and beautiful part of our community. 

The answer to your question is: of course I do, and I always will. 

Wrote about my partner @morganna-v-c being asexual in a couple comics. Without a doubt, dating her has been proven to be one of the most satisfying, fulfilling, and happiest relationships I’ve ever had. 

hey girls who haven’t dated any or many girls: 

your first relationship might not be perfect. your first couple relationships might not be perfect. teenagers don’t tend to have very long lasting relationships and with the added stress of being a f/f couple, it might not last very long or work out well. this doesn’t mean that you’re never going to be in a long lasting relationship with a woman, just that this one ended quickly

every girl who isn’t straight isn’t going to be the right girl for you. you might start dating a girl and then realize you’re not actually into her, or she might feel that way about you. this doesn’t mean you’ll never find a girl you really like who really likes you back, just that this wasn’t the right relationship

there might be issues in your relationship. you might have different expectations, different needs and desires, different interests. you don’t need to change yourself or pretend to be something that you’re not to make the relationship work, you’ll have other chances

given how few other lbpq girls most of us know, i know that a lot of the time it feels like your first relationship is the only chance you’ll get and that you need to make it work out. don’t force it. don’t pretend to be or feel something you aren’t/don’t for the sake of the relationship, don’t let her cross your boundaries because you’re worried she’ll break up with you and you’ll never have another chance at dating a girl if you don’t let her

this is coming from my personal experiences- the first time i dated a girl, i did everything she wanted to, ignored my own preferences, pretended to like what she liked, let her do whatever she wanted. this didn’t make the relationship last longer or be better, it just made it lopsided and unhappy. she wasn’t right for me, i wasn’t right for her, and that’s alright. just because it didn’t work out doesn’t mean i’ll never date again

you’re going to get another chance. you’re going to date another girl. everything doesn’t hang upon this first relationship

mod hedera


I made this and sent it to Birgitte for her birthday through twitter


And then a girl left a comment and I answered it and SHE LIKED BOTH OF THOSE COMMENTS TOO


Dating Hoseok (JHope) Includes:

Originally posted by syubto

  • this is literally the only song i think about when I see jhope
  • highkey dripping in confidence
  • all he had to do was go up to you and smile and he knew you’d be hooked
  • *smiling* “Hey Y/N I was wondering if-”
  • “yes.”
  • You’re basically dating Hoseok now, a literally ball of sunshine
  • The sun aint got nothing on him
  • constantly screaming
  • “HEY Y/N”
  • “IDK”
  • lots of hugs and kisses
  • he’s just hella into skinship cause any given moment to touch you is just great
  • he’s the type to slide his hand all the way up your thigh under the table then smile sweetly at you like nothing ever happened when you let out a little yelp
  • overall he just uses his smile to try and cover up anything he’s done
  • “You’re smile can’t compensate for everything,jhope”
  • “Are you sure about that Y/N”
  • “Jhope you burnt the fucking kitchen down, I’m pretty sure.”
  • he calls you his princess and you call him your sunshine
  • cliche? maybe. cute? yes.
  • he’s so extra it’s just
  • jhope babe pls stop
  • he celebrates every little thing
  • every. little. thing
  • all this to lowkey piss you off
  • “Y/N did you know that it’s been a year today since we first held hands?”
  • “bab-”
  • “Oh and it’s also been a year today since the first time you kissed me.”
  • “that’s nice but-”
  • you embarrassing him during dance practice cause, i mean, what are girlfriends for
  • “y/n stop you’re emb a rr a ss in g m e”
  • dates with him are just so fun and lit they could be to literally anywhere
  • forehead kisses are a required must
  • him being your ultimate hype man
  • random “i love yous”
  • random aegyo attacks LI KE jhOPE PLS I DONT HAVE LIFE INSURANCE YET
  • him doing complete 180s and turning into the most sexual person ever and licking his lips every damn time he’s speaking to you
  • he’s a double threat, being able to rap and dance
  • so not only is he a damn good kisser, he’s got them dancing hips
  • stamina for daayyss during sex damn
  • slow, sensual sex that leaves you an exhausted mess but still begging for more
  • he will fuck you anywhere he don’t give a fuCK
  • will sometimes end up bonking heads with each other and leave you both laughing
  • there are times where you won’t even get to have sex properly cause you’re both just two laughing messes
husband | yixing

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

  • im already crying
  • you thought boyfriend yixing treated you right?
  • well honey youve got a big storm coming
  • when u go shopping he tells ppl ur his wife n theyre like wow cute! COS ITS CUTE BICH
  • loves lying in bed with u
  • watches u sleep in the least creepy way possible
  • like he’ll give u a soft kiss on the forehead and play with ur hair while u still sleep but when ur ass FINALLY wakes up BOY
  • his smile never leaves so his dimple becomes ur son
  • he’s called xing pond cos its small and on a star
  • honestly the happiest relationship???? everyone thinks its fake but its as real as ot9 fuc u if ur ot8
  • loves giving u things for just being alive like those teddy bears he gives u as a bf
  • super into dinner dates at expensive restaurants that have amazing nut busting views
  • would take pictures of u with the view
  • and pics of both of u im crying zhang yixing is real
  • always lets u know where he is
  • never lies unless its about how much he slept cos he doesnt want u upset at his overworking ass >:(
  • listen ye he’d love making u shy like he’d grab you and kiss u all over and cuddle u n ur like hehehhe yixing stop and he laughs against ur cheek
  • calls u princess all the time, or petal, his little lamb i hate u all for making me do this
  • writes u love letters and gives u a flower with each letter
  • pats ur butt a lot
  • makes u shower with him all the time
  • cant sleep unless ur asleep but u cant sleep unless he is so he fakes sleeping so u will
  • im love him

minseok | junmyeon | baekhyun | jongdae | chanyeol | kyungsoo | jongin | sehun

  • They first got together in their second year of high school. But it wasn’t like a “we’re going out” thing, it was more of like a “we jerk each other off and we basically act like a newly wed couple” thing. Just bros being bros. No homo.
  • And then it officially became homo in their third year. At Valentine’s day, they exchanged their annual Meme Valentines. Matsukawa’s was, “i think ur shrexy” with a Shrek. Hanamaki’s was “i’d leave my fiancé to bee with u” with a Vanessa.
  • “Dude, I love you,” Hanamaki had said, chuckling and making a mental note to put it in his locker.
  • “I swear to god,” Oikawa had said with a disgusted frown, “if you two start actually dating I’m going to flip my shit.”
  • Matsukawa and Hanamaki didn’t even hesitate, Jesus Christ. They were suddenly making out passionately to the sound of Oikawa vomiting all over the gym floor.
  • That continued until the end of their first year in college together. It was a comfortable romance, like wearing your favorite sweatshirt or eating breakfast in your shitty childhood diner. But it was growing boring.
  • “Hey, do either of us have passion?” Hanamaki asked one day when they were watching the Emoji Movie on blu-ray.
  • Matsukawa hummed, not even looking up. “Not really, I guess.”
  • “Should we take a break? Find some other people?” Hanamaki said, glancing up at him.
  • Matsukawa thought about it. “Sure. We’re still gonna be best bros, so like? The only difference is that we’d kiss less and we’d stop fucking. I can live without that as long as we stay friends.”
  • “Aw, Issei. That was so gay,” Hanamaki chuckled.
  • Dating was disastrous. All of Matsukawa’s romances ended after three days, when the girls accused him of caring about nothing than memes and sex. Which he confirmed. And then usually got slapped for. Hanamaki tried being a suave motherfucker but he ended up turning into a douchebag after he got bored after girl after girl. And it wasn’t like here was a plethora of gay or bi guys at their campus.
  • Correction, Hanamaki thought bitterly as he watched Daichi and Suga walk across the campus together with held hands. There were a lot of gay guys but they were already called for.
  • It was in their third year of college when they got back together. “I don’t know, Issei, I think I was in my happiest relationship when I was with you,” Hanamaki whined as they were cuddled together to watch Shrek Forever After.
  • Matsukawa shrugged. “Same here. I definitely got slapped less, that’s for sure.”
  • “Wanna give us another try?”
  • “Maybe we’re just destined for really boring romances and great sex lives, Hiro.”
  • “A-fucking-men.”
  • Matsukawa and Hanamaki have had take out from almost every single restaurant in a two mile radius. Both of them are the worst cooks you will ever meet in your life. They’ll eat day old sushi with chocolate sauce and pizza with Swedish fish as a topping.
  • As relaxed as they tend to act, Hanamaki has had more than his fair share of emotional breakdowns. This poor boy gets so stressed so easily and he takes it out in the most unhealthiest of ways. He’ll binge eat, he’ll be a raging bitch to anything that moves (and some stuff that doesn’t), he’ll drink the night away (and be even more of a raging bitch in the mornings because hangovers suck), he won’t talk to anyone about his feelings, and in the end he won’t move from the couch for an entire day.
  • The fourth time this happens in their third year, Matsukawa puts his foot down. He takes all the crap Hanamaki’s gorging himself on and shoves it into a garbage bag.
  • “Fucking stop that,” Hanamaki snaps, roughly pushing Matsukawa’s arms away when they grab his whipped cream fries. He stands abruptly, seething with unnecessary fury when he sees that Matsukawa’s straight up ignoring him. He raises his hands like he’s about to shove Mattsun into the wall when his boyfriend calmly says, “Do you really want to do that, Hiro? You know I hate hitting. I’m going to walk out of here and I can’t promise that I’ll come back if you hit me.”
  • Hanamaki goes red, before turning. “I’m going for a smoke.”
  • “No, you’re not,” Matsukawa says, taking his wrist.
  • “Fuck off, Issei! I’m not in the mood!” Hanamaki bellows, jerking away and giving his boyfriend the middle finger.
  • Matsukawa rolls his eyes and straight up sweeps his boyfriend into his arms. Hanamaki screeches in protest, struggling, but not getting out of the princess hold until they’re on their favorite couch.
  • “What the fuckity fuck, you dickhole!” he yells, before Matsukawa spoons him and forces him to lie down on the couch with him.
  • “Shut up and turn the TV on. Find a shit movie on Netflix like we always do,” he mumbled into his shoulder, getting comfy.
  • “Get. The. Fuck. Off,” he hisses.
  • “Nope. Not until we watch a movie.”
  • After fifteen minutes of stubborn silence, Hanamaki swears hard enough to get his grandmother to flop around in her grave and turns a movie on. And forty minutes into the movie, he’s crying. “I’m sorry I’m such a mess, Jesus.”
  • Matsukawa sits up and kisses the tears away. “I’m not too good with feelings, but that doesn’t mean you should bury yours, Hiro. If you’re not going to take care of yourself, then I will.”
  • “I’m sorry for calling you a dickhole,” he wailed.
  • They start talking more about feelings and less about memes. Although there are plenty of memes. Matsukawa is always happy when Hanamaki is, and he’s there to be supportive when his boyfriend is not. Hanamaki is slowly but surely learning that rejecting his feelings and doing dumb shit until he feels better is fucking stupid. He starts talking to Matsukawa about why he feels the way he does sometimes. They’re really getting a hang of this.
  • Matsukawa is the bigger spoon. He likes falling asleep on Hanamaki all the time because he smells like strawberries.
  • Hanamaki didn’t get the Freshman Five, he got the Freshman Fifteen. When he finally decided to start dieting in their second year of college, Matsukawa sighed sadly and said he was going to miss having a firm grip on his cream puff.
  • They went as Vanessa and Barry B Benson for Halloween.
  • Matsukawa has a habit of bringing home stray animals. They care for them for a while but always let them go in the end.
  • “Can we adopt Kunimi?” “Yes.”
  • Hanamaki swears that the day Matsukawa breaks their tradition of wearing ugly sweaters every Christmas, he’s going to leave him.
Phan: Degradation

Summary: Phil calls Dan a slut during sex and Dan doesn’t like it. 

Genre: Fluff/Angst/Smut
Warning: degradation, dub-con
Wordcount: 1.8k
A/N: I decided it’s time to finally start working on the prompts in my inbox. I have no idea how old this one is, I’m sorry it took me so long. 

If someone would ask Dan how his sex life was, he’d confidently reply that it was great. Him and Phil, they had plenty of sex. In the bedroom. In the living room. In the kitchen. In the shower. And not only did they have plenty of sex, they also had good sex. Mind-blowing sex. The kind of sex that made you come so hard that you’d feel boneless afterwards, needing a minute or two to catch your breath again.

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How Sagittarius Gets Along With Others.

People you can teach: Water Signs - Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces. 

Compatible similar signs: Fire Signs - Aries, Leo, Sagittarius. 

Compatible complementary signs: Air Signs - Gemini, Libra, Aquarius. 

People you can learn from: Earth Signs - Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn. 

Whenever you have a philosophical insight about life, you’re eager to share it with anyone and everyone. Most of all you want to educate the water signs. These are the people who lack your natural confidence and optimism and need your encouragement. All they really need is a more positive outlook and their problems would be solved. To you, they seem withdrawn and sad and unable to help themselves, so you like to cheer them up and give them a helping hand. The only problem is that water signs are suspicious of your motives and are uncomfortable being pushed forward. They usually resist your encouragement until they get used to the feeling, and that might take a while, and you don’t really want to hang around that long. You become impatient and frustrated with their procrastination, but for some reason you always seem drawn to water signs and help them as often as you can. 

Many of your good friends are probably fire signs and that’s because you have lots in common. All fire signs are creative, outgoing and confident. But relationships between fire signs can become ultra-competitive. Too much fire can become destructive and really wild if it gets out of hand, potentially leading to accidents, for all fire signs are risk-takers. When fiery people get together they encourage each other to take bigger risks, which can lead to difficulties if not kept under control. 

Relationships with air signs are potentially the happiest relationships you will encounter. Air helps fire to burn. In fact, fire won’t burn without air, so the presence of air signs in your life is quite essential. Libra and Aquarius are excellent matches for you; they ignite your passions. Gemini, however, is your opposite sign. Because opposites are attracted to one another, you might be fascinated by Gemini’s, but they are very different to you. Air signs think rationally and logically, while you are essentially spiritual and instinctive. You have very different ways of seeing the world. You see the forest while they see the trees. Communication problems can result. 

People born under the earth signs will restrict your freedom and frustrate you no end, but you can learn a lot from them if only you would realise it. In fact, earth signs can provide you with form and structure to help you to build something lasting and worthwhile. They are here to show you how you can manage the material world. Putting down roots is not something you are keen to do because then you feel trapped by obligations and responsibilities. The enlightenment you are seeking is not always found in some mystical faraway land; it might be right beneath your feet, if you just stood still for a moment and looked a little more closely.