hansen&jacob

Ah, the forth of July...

Me: I remember the forth of July in 2015.

Grandchild: What was so special about that day, grandpa?

Me: All the scores were settle that day…

Grandchild: I don’t remember ever hearing about a war ending on that day grandpa.

Me: NO YOU KID! IT WAS SPLATFEST! PICK YOUR SIDE RIGHT NOW AND LET’S SETTLE THIS! CATS OR DOGS? ROCK OR POP? BREAD OR RICE? SHOW ME IF YOU’RE SQUID ENOUGH OR JUST ANOTHER KID!

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He’s either a cute dork or the hottest person ever and there is no in between.

im laughing so hard.

Nate Maloley Imagine

“Babe?” I ask softly as my hands run gently through Nate’s hair as his head lays in my lap
“Mmm?” He responds sleepily, eyes slowly moving up to meet mine
“Have you ever thought about the future?” I say, not quite meeting his eyes
“What do you mean?” He asks, looking at me with a confused look on his face, his eyes trying to read mine and figure out what the hell I’m talking about
“Like, have you thought about whats going to happen to us? I mean we’ve been together for ages, and like are we staying like this for the rest of our lives?” I say with a sigh, don’t get me wrong, I love being in a relationship with Nate, it’s always so chill, I know he’s 100% loyal to me, even with his incredibly beautiful fanbase and everything, but I don’t want my life to solely be the girlfriend that follows him around and writes books as they travel, it sounds so meaningless and pathetic.
“Of course I have!” Nate says, sitting up and taking my hands, noticing the change in my expressions
“I’ve thought about how I want to see you walking down the aisle towards me, clad in white, trying not to trip in your heels and not cry at the same time, I want to pour my heart out to you in front of our friends and family, promising to be there for you until death do us part…And lately I’ve been thinking about how I want a mini-you or a mini-me to drive us crazy running around the house, giggling and cuddling up to us at night… Making us feel old once they hit their teens and then making us proud as they grow up and have their own family” Nate said, one hand on the side of my face, looking deeply into my eyes as he expressed his deepest emotions to me, his thumb moving to collect the odd tears running down my cheeks
“What are you saying?” I ask, a smile forming on my lips
“I’m saying I want to try for a baby Y/N” Nate says, leaning in to lightly kiss my lips
“Okay” I say, kissing him back harder
“Are you serious?” He asks, a massive smile forming on his face, his eyes lighting up
“I’m saying let me have your babies Nate Maloley” I say, turning myself to straddle him, kissing him roughly
“Lets get started then shall we?” Nate says picking me up and moving us over to the bedroom to get started on the rest of our lives.

anonymous asked:

give me a modern davey headcanon?

one time davey almost got run over by a car when he was crossing the street and he was like wow i’m really upset should I flip them the bird.. 

but then he completely forgot which finger to use and ended up giving them a very aggressive thumbs up instead.