[Hans:] Think about it Anna, didn’t it all just seem … too convenient?

[Anna:] Convenient!? 

[Hans:] All your life had been a series of doors in your face
And then suddenly I bumped into you

[Anna:] You tricked me! You knew
I was hurting my whole life, finding love to chase 
[Hans] And maybe you were being desperate and didn’t think it through

[Anna:] How dare you …
[Hans:] But through you

[Hans:] I found my place…
[Anna:] You were a fake…

[Both:] And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before!
Love is a giant bore!
Love is an unfair war!
Love is a dreary chore!

[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] Boo-hoo! 

[Anna:] Love should be so much more…

[Hans:] I mean it’s crazy…
[Anna:] What?

[Hans:] You fell for it just like—
[Anna:] give it a rest!

[Hans:] That’s what I was gonna say!

[Anna:] I’ve never met someone–

[Both:] Who’s so unlike from me!
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation

[Hans:] You–
[Anna:] And I–
[Hans:] Were–
[Anna:] Just–

[Both:] A story!

[Hans:] Say goodbye…
[Anna:] It’s all lies…

[Hans:] To the pain of the past
I don’t have to feel it anymore!
Love is a cold, dark floor!
Love is a living horror!
Life would be such a snore!

[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!!
[Anna:] With you!!!
[Hans:] With you!!!!

[Both at the same time:]  [Hans:] Love is a royal score… [Anna:] Is this what I’ll die for?…

[Hans:] All that’s left now is to kill Elsa, and bring back summer.

[Anna:] You’re no match for Elsa. [Hans:] No. You’re no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendale from destruction.  [Anna:] You won’t get away with this. [Hans:] Oh, I already have.

This has been bothering me a lot lately. The Frozen fandom is so divided and toxic that people actually feel unsafe because of their ship, even though there are issues with every single pairing. So, I wanted to point those issues out. I left out less common ships (Kristelsa, Baker’s Dozen, Hansoff, etc) because they’re not the problems.