[Hans:] Think about it Anna, didn’t it all just seem … too convenient?
[Hans:] All your life had been a series of doors in your face And then suddenly I bumped into you
[Anna:] You tricked me! You knew I was hurting my whole life, finding love to chase
[Hans] And maybe you were being desperate and didn’t think it through
[Anna:] How dare you … [Hans:] But through you
[Hans:] I found my place… [Anna:] You were a fake…
[Both:] And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before! Love is a giant bore! Love is an unfair war! Love is a dreary chore!
[Anna:] With you! [Hans:] With you! [Anna:] With you! [Hans:] Boo-hoo!
[Anna:] Love should be so much more…
[Hans:] I mean it’s crazy… [Anna:] What?
[Hans:] You fell for it just like— [Anna:] give it a rest!
[Hans:] That’s what I was gonna say!
[Anna:] I’ve never met someone–
[Both:] Who’s so unlike from me! Jinx! Jinx again! Our mental synchronization Can have but one explanation
[Hans:] You– [Anna:] And I– [Hans:] Were– [Anna:] Just–
[Both:] A story!
[Hans:] Say goodbye… [Anna:] It’s all lies…
[Hans:] To the pain of the past I don’t have to feel it anymore!
[Both:] Love is a cold, dark floor! Love is a living horror! Life would be such a snore!
[Anna:] With you! [Hans:] With you!! [Anna:] With you!!! [Hans:] With you!!!!
[Both at the same time:][Hans:] Love is a royal score…
[Anna:] Is this what I’ll die for?…
[Hans:] All that’s left now is to kill Elsa, and bring back summer.
[Anna:] You’re no match for Elsa.
[Hans:] No. You’re no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendale from destruction.
[Anna:] You won’t get away with this.
[Hans:] Oh, I already have.
This has been bothering me a lot lately. The Frozen fandom is so divided and toxic that people actually feel unsafe because of their ship, even though there are issues with every single pairing. So, I wanted to point those issues out. I left out less common ships (Kristelsa, Baker’s Dozen, Hansoff, etc) because they’re not the problems.