Wanna point out this is a JOKE. I personally hated the series but I get told all the time by random people I look like Hannah baker. I’ve received so many messages and people have stopped me at school so I decided to give everyone a laugh
You were stumbling a bit as you stood in the middle of the gym and in front of one of the jocks of Liberty High, your date for the Winter Formal, Montgomery. His hand was laying way too close to your butt for your liking as the two of you swayed to the upbeat music playing, but the alcohol in your veins told you that it wasn’t anything to worry about.
Request - “I was wondering if you could do a Jeff x reader where they like each other and they’re at a pool party and all the guys and girls are like ogling so they’re jealous and finally confess”
“So I’ve been thinking…” The chestnut haired boy next to you fiddled with his short pockets.
“Oh don’t do that.” You turned to him sombrely. “Dangerous business. Difficult to get out of once you’ve started.” Keeping a straight face, you hit him playfully with the cold beer bottle in your hand. He chuckled.
“Well, I won’t disagree there, but I meant…” Jeff appeared to falter in his original thoughts, and instead added, “We should get in the pool. I mean we’ve already been here a while and it is a pool party.” His emphasis on the word ‘pool’ was pretty comical.
You raised you eyebrow, looking over at the hormone filled pool.
“Eh. Alright then.”
Downing the last of your beer, you swiftly pulled your dress off to reveal a flattering black bikini. Jeff’s eyes almost burst out of his sockets.
“Strip, then.” you laughed, tugging at his shirt. He shooed you away and took the shirt off himself, leaving only his red swimming shorts. You tried not to stare too much at the sculpted curves of his chest. You’d managed to conceal your crush for this long, you could last a bit longer.
“Race you in?” You pointed finger-guns at him.
“We shouldn’t really be run…okay, i guess that’s a yes.” Because once he had started being concerned about safety, you’d already run toward the pool.
You jumped in and swirled the water around you a little.
SPLASH. Jeff bombed in to the water next to you, soaking all the parts of you that you had yet to submerge.
“Jeff!” You scolded. He grinned his signature pearly-white grin, setting your heart into overdrive.
“Sorry, babydoll.” He gave you a knowing smirk. You hit him hard at his use of the nickname you ‘hated’, but which you secretly adored.
“Don’t push your luck, Atkins.”
He splashed you. You splashed him back, resulting in a small, playful, water-fight where you muttered phrases such as asshole and try that again, i dare you while he just laughed manically.
“Okay, cease fire.” He held up his hands.
“Hold on, why do you get to call cease fire?” You crossed your arms.
“I’m older. And since I technically won, you owe me a drink.” Toyed Jeff.
“Fine. But only because I wanted one too.” Throwing your arms up, you began to make your way to the edge of the pool.
Inside, by the drinks, stood Hannah, the only person who did know about Jeff. She smiled sympathetically, seeing that you were wet from the pool.
“I see you’ve been in.” She laughed.
“It’s that obvious?” You joked. Grabbing two cups from the pile, you poured a small (rather large) amount of vodka in to each, and topped them up with coke.
“Getting anywhere? Anything happen?” She asked.
“Nada.” You sighed. “It’s just obvious he doesn’t feel the same about me as I do him.”
“Stop saying that! I’ve told you what Clay sai-”
“What did I say?” Clay popped out of nowhere, sidling up next to Hannah.
“That alcohol is bad for you.” You stuttered, throwing up a small wave before quickly leaving the house again. Clay had told Hannah that he had a suspicion Jeff liked you, but Clay didn’t know you liked Jeff.
On your way out, someone called you.
“Yo, Y/N!” Montgomery waved you over.
“You having a good time?” Marcus asked, smirking.
“Yeah, I should probably thank Bryce when I see him.” You nodded, sipping your drink.
“We‘ll thank him for you.” Marcus chuckled.
“Oh, thank you.”
The boys starting conversing about the party, but you were not paying attention because your eyes had drifted over to Jeff in the pool. He was on his own leaning on the edge, his muscular arms, dripping, rested.
You noticed a pretty, although somewhat plain girl looking over at Jeff. Her name was Chloe, you thought, you recognised her because she sat next to Jeff in history, and you sat behind them.
She was DEFINITELY giving him bedroom eyes, and you couldn’t blame her. It wasn’t as if she was stealing your man, because you weren’t together, and she had no idea how much you liked him, but that didn’t stop the intense jealously you began to feel.
“Excuse me.” You nodded to the boys, strutting back to the pool. Jeff made eye contact, smiling when he saw his drink. At least, you guessed that’s why he was smiling.
“Here, take both so I can get in.” you crouched and passed both cups to Jeff, then swung yourself in next to him, splashing slightly.
“Guess I deserved that.” He observed, handing you back your drink once he was sure you were safely in.
You sipped nervously, suddenly aware of your proximity.
“Y/N, you can’t tell me you haven’t noticed everyone over there ogling you. Especially Monty.” you looked at Jeff to see him looking over in the direction of Monty, Marcus, and their posse. Truthfully, you hadn’t noticed, because you’d been too busy watching Chloe eye-up Jeff.
“Don’t be silly.” You spluttered, noticing that the alcohol was kicking in, and making you a giggly mess. Luckily, Jeff wouldn’t notice, because he was fairly intoxicated himself.
“I’m not, look at them!” He pointed an accusatory finger, definitely warranting a few looks from other people in the pool.
“They’d look up anything in a bikini.” You rolled your eyes.
“No, they’ve only been staring at you.” He declared.
“Careful, Atkins, or you might sound jealous.” You spat, beginning to get angry that he kept going on like he cared, when you knew he didn’t. It hurt. A lot. He looked flustered.
“Fuck’s sake.” He shook his head, downed his drink, and threw it in the water somewhere. Then he turned to place his hands on the edge and haul himself out of the pool.
“Where the fuck are you going now?” You shouted at his leaving figure. But he ignored you.
“The fuck are you looking at?” You shouted around the pool at people who had been watching, Chloe in particular, before mimicking Jeff and pulling yourself out of the pool.
You found Hannah on a sofa with Clay.
“I need to speak with you.”
“Okay, what’s up?” Hannah could see you were drunk and upset.
“Really, it does just sound like he’s jealous.” She shrugged.
“Shut up, Hannah. Don’t just try to make me feel better.”
“Boy world is confusing, but this one’s pretty easy to work out.” She placed a hand on your shoulder. “Especially after what Clay said.” She wiggled her eyebrows.
“But he wouldn’t - I mean-” But Hannah wasn’t listening, she was staring at a spot slightly behind you.
“Y/N, can I speak to you?” Jeff’s voice sent a shiver down your spine.
“Go get him, girl.” Hannah whispered in your ear as she left.
“What?” You turned to Jeff, exhaling. The boy was exhausting and invigorating all at the same time.
“I was jealous.”
“Jeff jus- wait, what?” you’d prepared yourself for an entirely different conversation.
“I was jealous.” he repeated. “Those guys were looking at you in a way i wished they wouldn’t, but it wasn’t my place to say anything because we’re not- i mean- you know…” He played with the hem of his shirt awkwardly.
“Honestly?” You scrunched up your face. “I was jealous too.” You admitted. Jeff was taken aback.
“Jealous of what?”
“That girl Chloe from history was completely ogling you, how could you not notice?”
You rolled your eyes. “So observant.”
Jeff bit away a smile.
“You’re so,” he shook his head. “You’re like, a force.” He pulled your hands into his.
“That made sense, Mr. McDrunkFace.”
You blushed at what you were about to do next, but you had to take the plunge.
“So, if we were both jealous, doesn’t that say something?” your hands were sweating in his.
“That we were both downing the Vodka & Coke’s?” He joked.
But he didn’t give you time to respond, because instead he crashed his lips to yours. Rightfully, he tasted like Vodka & Coke, and he was ever so slightly pruned from being in the pool, but he was perfect. He was Jeff.
“Let’s just let each other know next time we get jealous, yeah? Instead of storming off and making a scene.” You ruffled his hair after breaking the kiss.
Hannah was in need of a drink. This day hadn’t gone the way she’d planned. Oh, not at all. A few glasses of her favourite drink would probably help in lifting up her foul mood. There were a few places that she frequented more than the others even though, at this point there was hardly a bar she hadn’t visited. This particular bar was one of her favourites, the caramel scented whiskey - in addition to other blends - was not the only attraction though. The bartender was equally as appealing.
Strolling in with a big bag hanging from her shoulder, trying to keep the sour look off her usually amicable features, she quickly slid onto one of the bar stools. “Lovely evening, Declan. Could I please get a whiskey, two fingers, one ice?” It was barely past five but, Hannah was more than ready for the stiff drink.
TRAVEL THE WORLD: Hannah loves to explore places and gain new experiences. She’d love to travel the whole world some day and enjoy the experience of different cultures, foods and traditions.
PHOTOGRAPH AURORA BOREALIS AND AUSTRALIS: Being a landscape photographer, the Aurora Borealis and Australis have always been something that Hannah has wanted to capture through the lens. She wishes to click the phenomena from all angles and throughout the duration and then compile a book or put up an exhibition of the same.
GO SCUBA DIVING: Hannah is an expert swimmer. She wishes to go scuba diving in the Mariana Trench, to the deepest point, and break James Cameron’s 2012 record of 10,908 metres.
WHISKEY COLLECTION: Hannah loves her liquor like no other and wishes to own at least three out of the 10 most expensive whiskey bottles in the world, especially the Chivas Regal Royal Salute.
COMPLETE HER EDUCATION: Hannah wishes to complete her education and be a Doctor in Psychology one day.