Can you imagine if they did a whole X-Men film where nothing catastrophic happened? Like just think of the opening shot being zoomed in on Erik’s face, furrowed brow and pure Magneto tension “We already tried your way, Charles,” he starts as he has many times “Now we try my way.” The camera zooms out and he and Xavier are just building IKEA furniture while Hank actually reads the instructions. 

X-Men: Domestic Home Life


God bless this blue child.

So this is basically how I view that scene.  Kurt didn’t even pipe in about being blue at the correct time in the conversation!  He either waited until the most awkward moment to mention his blueness OR just got so excited that people other than him are having a real conversation about being blue that he lost track of the conversation.  Either way, he is the most precious of blueberry cinnamon rolls.

  • Charles:I never said I was gonna get back together with him. But I was thinking, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave him a call?
  • Raven:No, no, Charles, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one, super volcano. Number two, an asteroid hits the planet. Number three, all footage of Evel Knievel is lost. Number four, Charles calls Erik. Number five, Hank gets eaten by a shark.
  • Hank:I'm Hank and I approve the order of that list.