hang gliding on a dorito

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON SENTENCE STARTERS: PART ONE

  • ❝ I like that about myself, and I have a lot of other great qualities as well. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t know that you were gonna have a camera. ❞
  • ❝ I wish that you had said that you were gonna be here today, because I didn’t clean up. ❞
  • ❝ Guess what I wear as a hat. ❞
  • ❝ One time, I nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholesterol went up to nine hundred. ❞
  • ❝ Guess what I use to tie my skis to my car. ❞
  • ❝ Guess what my skis are. ❞
  • ❝ Hullo, this is me. ❞
  • ❝ Guess what I use as a beanbag chair. ❞
  • ❝ Guess what I do for adventure. ❞
  • ❝ I hang glide on a Dorito. ❞
  • ❝ Guess what I use for a pen. ❞
  • ❝ I use a pen, but it takes the whole family. ❞
  • ❝ I’m afraid to drink soda because I’m afraid the bubbles will make me float up onto the ceiling. ❞
  • ❝ My one regret in life is that I’ll never have a dog. ❞
  • ❝ But sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and I drag it around. ❞
  • ❝ One time, I smelled the smell from an old tennis sneaker and it knocked me right out. ❞
  • ❝ One time, I looked at a diamond and it gave me a sunburn. ❞
  • ❝ His name is Alan. ❞
  • ❝ Guess where I found him. ❞
  • ❝ Well, you know what they say. ❞
  • ❝ Lint is a shell’s best friend. ❞
  • ❝ Do you wanna watch me try to lift this? ❞
  • ❝ No, no, I can’t. I can’t lift anything up at all. ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body, and then I say ‘Compared to what?’ ❞
  • ❝ My brother once got into a fight with someone else, and guess how he killed him. ❞
  • ❝ We won’t fight unless we’re provoked. ❞
  • ❝ I love you. Come here. ❞