“I met a traveller from an antique land who said: “two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the dessert. near them on the sand hath sunk a shattered visage lies. whose grin and handsome-”.hehehe yeah it was, ‘COS I’M HANDSOME! hrmm. “-face. and on the pedestal these words appear: my name is handsome jack, super cool hero! look on my works…..you guys, and despair! nothing beside remains…” what the hell does that mean? he dies in the end?! that’s stupid, that’s so stupid! nononono, we’re gonna be re-doing that. new ending, yeah! the statue’s still there and it’s AWESOME because it shows him, like, shooting a guy in the face with a freeze-ray and everyone’s like “wooow, hot-damn, you’re the best handsome jack, and super handsome, did i mention that, and smart, and all the women wanna do ya!”

you like my poem? i wrote that.”

Video Game Challenge: 7 Male Characters [3/7] →  Handsome Jack (Borderlands Series)


Tae jamming out to trot music