Arthur: What did I tell you about dicking around with Merlin? Gwaine: Who is dicking around? Arthur: You put your toungue in his mouth! Gwaine: Alright, alright. I got a bit fresh with him. I was staring into those big, beautiful eyes, he’s like… he’s like a handsome shark. I couldn’t help myself. I love him. Arthur: Oh, you’re a dick! Gwaine: Oh, do my feelings for him offend you? Well I’m sorry, because they are true, and pure- well, they are true.