Y’all I think we need to stop and appreciate the full commercial for this
There’s so much to unpack here. The aggressive tape slapping. The slow-motion water splashes. The way he lifts that huge weight with one arm like it ain’t nothing. That billion-dollar smile that won’t quit. The way the storm projectiled a tree branch DIRECTLY into the roof at a 90 degree angle like a spear, even though the branch fell flat against it. The fact that he SAWED A BOAT IN HALF, and then RODE THE BOAT??
Is there anything more enraging than when someone you live with is needlessly rude to you so as the Bigger Person (and internationally recognised fucking delight!) in the relationship who Rises Above It you leave the room to avoid turning it into a fight, only for them to accuse you of sulking?????? You think this is sulking, sunshine? I’ll show you fucking sulking, I’ll sulk so hard you won’t know what hit you! Suck it up!
I enjoyed seeing the table in the vacation rental in his video now I can picture them all sitting down to have dinner together there as one big happy family :’) talking and laughing :’) dan and phil sharing stories they experienced together and going “no no no no that’s not what happened!” “oh please you were so not doing that” “alright fine you tell it you tell it” :’) martyn teasing phil about smth as all brothers do :’) cornelia and dan sharing inside jokes bc u KNOW they have them :’) dan and phil with their legs touching under the table :’) dan texting phil smth he doesn’t wanna say aloud and phil laughing aloud causing dan to give him That Look bc that defeated the whole point of texting it :’) having dessert together at which point kathryn gives dan extra bc “he’s my favourite” and phil pretends to be offended even tho he agrees :’) phil and martyn doing dishes while cornelia takes dan to show him her favourite curly hair products :’) sitting on the couch and watching some american sitcom together before going to bed :’) dan and phil staying up on their laptops or phones and then talking until one of them falls asleep :’) can u hear me crying :’)))))))))))))))