hands off my guy


tfw you double a quad combination and so you then throw in a quad-double and a triple axel and end up with a season’s best high score 


terrible tiny man/ dinosaur. i hate this. this probably isn’t canon but it is in my heart.

Written in support of and solidarity with the KakaSaku fandom


She ignored the plea, tightening her grip on the hand threaded through hers.


The crunch of the gravel grew louder under her feet, a soft tremor running through the ground that one could have mistaken for the general hustle and bustle of the village marketplace but for the perfect timing of the quakes to the falls of her footsteps.

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🔺bastille emojis🔺

🎵When did you hear your first song by them? What was it?

⛺️Have you seen them live?

🎧What do you like about them and their music?

💿Favorite album?

🌎Favorite song from Wild World

🗣Favorite song to sing along to?

📼Favorite song off the mixtapes?

📀Favorite cover?

👤If you could only meet one member who’d you choose and why?

👀Craziest or weirdest thing you’ve done as a fan? 

💔Most underrated song?

🚫Most overrated song?

🛒How much of their merch do you own?

📸Post your favorite photo of each member. (or your fav of them all together)

🎸Favorite song to hear live?

🎻Favorite acoustic song?

📝Favorite interview?

💕Which member do you relate to the most?

📽Favorite music video?

🎡If you got to spend the day with the band what would you want to do?

🎶Favorite song from Bad Blood?

🥊Which member do you want to punch you in the face?

💘Which member do you want to punch in the face with love and kindness?

💞Would you rather smother them with affection and hugs or them smother you dead?

🤝Would you hold dan so he can stop asking about it in his songs? 

🖕🏻If dan gave you the middle finger how much better would that make your day on a scale from incredibly better to blessed?

anonymous asked:

Was sidney Crosby really bullied as a child?

horribly. from the primer:

He joined the Timbits hockey team at age 5, and gave his first interview at AGE 7!! This boy has been attracting attention with his skills since he was a wee one. BUT!!!! Not all the attention was good. From a very young age, he was constantly harassed by other players and their parents. Here, a quote from Sid: “I remember being in Pee-Wee [12 yo], a guy trying to break my leg. It wasn’t even during a play: I was going to a face-off, and a guy just two-handed it right at my knee—like a baseball bat.”

And there’s these awful tidbits: “During one provincial playoff game, when Sidney was 8, he scored five goals, and a man in the stands called him a bum with no skills and yelled at him to go home.”(x) “Men in the stands, frustrated at the way Crosby overshadowed their sons, would yell about breaking his neck, how he was going to get killed.”

Let’s take it to Mama and Papa Crosby for some more heart breaking quotes: “Sometimes there was nothing said, but you still felt it,” Trina said. “Something like that happened every year and it got worse. There were so many comments. People said Troy pushed him too hard. It wasn’t everyone, but there were a lot.” [The taunts at the rinks moved Sidney to tears a few times. It was confusing to a kid who was talented and had just been taught to try his hardest.] “It wasn’t healthy for him to play here, physically or emotionally,” Troy said. “He was taking a beating on the ice. Grown men and women were yelling at him, wanting to see him harmed. They cheered dirty hits. If he’d come back the following year, he would have been killed.”

YEAH WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT???? Because of all the bullying and harassment, Sid’s parents sent him to Shattuck-Saint Mary’s, a boarding school in Minnesota that’s been referred to as the “Hogwarts of Hockey”

Trapped Inside

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles

Words: 2789

Author’s Note: I saw a gif earlier of Stiles and had to write something on it. It’s crazy how long it can take me to write a semi-long fic and have it actually be good. As always, thanks to the amazing hoe that is @mf-despair-queen for proofreading this for me. She’s amazing and I love her!!

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hidden relationship w/ idol!yuta (requested)

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request: Hii can you pls do Hidden relationship with idol!Yuta? Thanks :)

a/n so i’m guessing you guys really enjoy my hidden relationship scenarios bc i have a johnny and a doyoung one coming up as requested!!! other than that i still have a lot of other stuff in my requests but still feel free to send some here! i probably won’t post another one of these till next week since its project week so i’m gonna be focusing on school :( but please do support my other recent scenario for mark! thank you very much! (this got really long im so sorry)

genre: slight angst, fluff

  • ok so you’re ncts stylist 
  • so you’re always on the go with them and shit and you’ve actually grown pretty close to them
  • especially yuta
  • so yuta ,,,, he’s a flirt everyone is aware of this ,,, at first he tried to flirt with you whenever you do his hair
  • but then after a while, he’d actually talk about pretty interesting things which made u think like ??? oh he’s not just some stuck up flirty idol
  • then yeah you two eventually grew closer which led to him asking you out on a date
  • by date he means ,,, sneak out at 2 am and eat ramen at a convenience store
  • but that was fine with you. you understand his situation 
  • so you’ve pretty much only been dating for a month and since cherry bomb promotions have been going on, you can’t really risk getting him in trouble so you both agree to tell everyone about your relationship after promotions end
  • so yeah yuta’s actually such a good bf
  • he treats you like a goddess, he literally praises the ground you walk on
  • you, on the other hand, manage to sneak lil cheek pinches while doing his makeup
  • you’re always like “i don’t even have to do your hair it looks good no matter what”
  • you’re just a hidden power couple ya know
  • yeah ok so one day you’re just styling ncts hair and stuff and fixing their clothes for a music video
  • and johnny’s about to do his take and the other stylist is like “hey y/n can u do some final checks on johnny” and ur like yeah sure
  • so johnny’s sitting in the chair next to yuta’s and so yeah you’re doing final touch ups on johnny
  • and then he’s like “y/n ur really pretty”
  • and you’re like “oh thanks dude”
  • he’s like “are you free after the shoot we should go for some lunch or something”
  • you glance at yuta and he’s staring and u already know hes jealous bc hes so protective of u
  • you’re like “sorry johnny but ill pass i kinda have something going on later”
  • and he’s like “aw are u sure you can’t cancel that? its just lunch”
  • then he turns to yuta and he goes “bro don’t you think she should go out for lunch with me?”
  • yuta’s like “idk bro i mean she did say she already has plans tho” and he looks MAD
  • johnny’s like “aye do you have a boyfriend y/n”
  • you’re like “uhhhh yeah”
  • yuta’s like :333 dat me on the inside
  • johnny’s like “oh crap who’s the lucky guy!!!!!!”
  • you’re like “oh just some guy you don’t know him”
  • johnny’s like “oh well sorry for trying to get at you then man i didn’t know" 
  • ur like "nah its fine jaehyun tried to ask me out once too anyway”
  • then he goes off to film his take and thats when u realize YUTA DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE JAEHYUN THING
  • yuta’s like “so jaehyun tried asking you out??”
  • you’re like “yyyyyyeeeeaaaaah”
  • “and you didn’t tell me?”
  • “yeaaaahhhhhh”
  • “was it before or after we started dating”
  • “after”
  • yuta’s like “if it was before would you have said yes”
  • and you’re like “wtf kind of question is that ofcourse not,,,, i had a thing for you”
  • and he’s still kinda insecure but he has to film so he leaves before he can say anything else
  • and you’re like no bby don’t feel that way :(:(:( 
  • so they’re taking a 10 minute break and you sneak yuta out back of the warehouse where theres no people
  • you’re like “yo you’re probably feeling insecure bc u think i would’ve dated your other members if you didn’t ask first aren’t you”
  • he’s just silent and looking at u
  • you’re like “well i wouldn’t have dated your other members anyway i always had a special thing for you bc you’re an amazing guy and the only one who can make my heart go like 💖💟💗💕💘💓💕💞💜💞💕 this and i only love you”
  • yuta grins and goes “you love me?”
  • you’re like “i said all that and thats all you got from it?”
  • he’s like “thats the only thing that really matters”
  • then he pulls you into a really tight hug 
  • like he’s literally squeezing your soul out
  • then he whispers “i love you too by the way”
  • and you pull him into a kiss
  • its cute bitch listen he smiles into the kiss isnt that fucking cute 
  • then when you pull away you see something in your peripheral vision 
  • you both turn to see the members staring at yall in shock
  • they’re faces are literally like :O
  • then doyoungs like “did i just watch a scene from a fucking drama or was that real life”
  • donghyucks like “HYUNG YOU’RE DATING Y/N??!?!??!!!!!?”
  • and while they’re all in shock their manager follows and goes like “you two. we need to talk”
  • you’re like “aw crap we’re so screwed”
  • so yeah the manager talks about how your relationship is gonna have to be lowkey. like really lowkey. and you both agree bc its better than being split up RIGHT
  • so after that scary talk yuta’s like “that was unexpected”
  • you’re like “that was really unexpected. and its only 2 pm.”
  • then yuta’s like “true. so can i get a kiss again”
  • you’re like “fuck off” but you pull him closer anyway and as you’re leaning in THE MEMBERS COME IN
  • taeyongs like “are we interrupting something”
  • jaehyuns like “oh damn i remember i asked you out once y/n im so sorry”
  • johnny’s like “I ASKED YOU OUT THIS MORNING”
  • and the members are laughing at this and so is yuta
  • you’re like “its okay really johnny”
  • and everyones just laughing while you’re reassuring johnny that it isnt a big deal
  • yuta puts his arm around you and he’s like “well atleast you guys know now. keep your hands off my lady.”
  • and donghyucks like “thats so gross and cheesy get out”
  • you’re getting shy so yuta pinches your cheek using the hand thats resting on your shoulder
  • everyone cringes on the outside but they actually find it REALLY cute
  • so everyone goes back to minding their own business
  • then yuta whispers “so how about a date after filming? or do you actually have plans?”
  • you grin and go like “only with you” :)
  • the end
Everything I Wanted Was You Kyle Spencer x Reader

Words: 3,424

Request: @shellscreams​ :  I would like a Kyle Spencer imagine please love the last two you wrote xx

Description: This is an imagine where you and Kyle are together and he dies and you have to deal with that and don’t worry there is a very happy ending.

Author’s Note: I would like to say thank you to @shellscreams​ for requesting this! I am so sorry if this isn’t you wanted. Also requests are always open so don’t be shy XOXO


It was cool windy Saturday in the middle of Spetember. School had just started for me at Tulane University in New Orleans. I was a senior and had been in total bliss for the past three years. The reason? Kyle Spencer my amazing boyfriend. He was a frat boy and I was a frat girl. My fraternity was having a party tonight at the Zeta Kappa Mu house, aka my fraternity. Yes it was very popular for someone from our fraternitys to get together. I didn’t care it was fate for us to meet. It all happened when I was walking on campus on my first day at school and some jerk approached me.


“Hey sugar! You want some of this?” this college boy asked as he started running towards me.

“No thank you.” I said trying to make him go away.

“Awwww. Don’t be like that baby. I just want to have some fun!”

“Well you better scram before my..” I hesitated and blurted out the first thing that came into my head,” boyfriend comes to meet me!”

“Oh really? Where is this so called boyfriend?”

“I just said that he was meeting me here soon.” I said getting annoyed that the guy wouldn’t go away. He started to approach me and I backed away. He got closer to me and grabbed my wrist.

“HEY! Get off of me!” I yelled.

“I thought you had a boyfriend.”He said. But little did I know that a boy heard the whole thing an decided to stop it before it went any farther.

“She does.” The boy said. I turned my head away from the from the college student and looked at the boy who saved my life. My (Eye Color) eyes met his dark brown eyes.

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“I think you should get your hands off my girlfriend mister.” The boy said. The college guy then released his grip on my wrist and the boy wrapped his arm around my waist protectively.

“Like I told you, you better scram you know now since my boyfriend is here.” I said confidentley. The college guy looked at who had his arm around me and ran for his life.

The boy released his arm from my waist when we couldn’t see the jerk anymore.

“Thank you for doing that. I really appreciate that.” I said looking at the ground rubbing my arm.

“Hey don’t mention it. I can’t help myself from saving someone espically if it is a beautiful girl like yourself.” You immediatley blush at his compliment and look up in his eyes. “Kyle, by the way.” Kyle held at his hand and you took it.

“(Y/N)” You reply shaking his hand.

“Beautiful. Just like you.” Kyle responds. I chuckle lightly at his flirt. “What do you say we go and get a coffee?”

“I would love that.” I say. Kyle takes my hand and holds it. We walk to the coffe shop on camous, hands in hand. Ever since then we have been in love.


Tonight Kyle and his frat brothers were coming to the party tonight. I was excited to see him because he just got back from a school trip for football. Yes I texted him if his team won adn he texted back saying that they killed the other team. Once I read the text I decided that we would have a party in celebration for their win as soon as they came back. They arrived early this morning so I sent out party invitations to everyone. Apparently the new of having a party reached outside the campus and reached to the movie star Madison Montegomery. I one-hundred percent believe that someone tweeted it and it got around EVERYWHERE. I wasn’t upset that more people were coming, I was actually happy. That means that I could show off to more people about how great my boyfriend is.

I started to get ready at eight o’clock since the party started at nine and supposedly to end at midnight but I doubt it. I got finished changing into my (Favorite Color) dress and went down the stairs to finish decorating. I hung up the red and blue disco lights and the ice sculpture of God knows what. It was about nine o’clock when people started flooding which was good. This party was much bigger but it is okay the more the merrier. I saw some guy name Chad enter with packages of beer which I didn’t really care unless underage people were drinking it. I just let it slide because I was too busy trying to watch when Kyle’s limo bus was going to arrive.

It was a good ten minutes of me just waiting until a big black bus arrived on the curb infront of the house. I got so excited and decided to wait for about five minutes becasue I knew that Kyle was giving his brothers the chat about public parties Do’s and Don’ts. That is one of the reasons why I loved his personality so much was because he was respectful and a gentlemen. I always had great respect for him because ever since hurricane Katrina he had been providing for his single mother.

Kyle finally came running out of his bus with his brothers yelling “ Kappa Lambda Gamma” which was their fraternity. He saw me sitting on the step waiting for him to arrive and he immediatley ran to me. Once I had seen what he was doing I started to run to him. We meet in the middle and he engulfed me in his arms picking me up.

“I missed you so much baby.” Kyle said sounding out of breath. He placed me down, removing his head from the crook in my neck, he looked at me and oushed back my hair that had been messed up in this form of affection.

“I missed you so much too Kyle.” I said. He smiled and put his hand around the back of my neck and leaned in. His lips met mine and we started to make out in the middle of the lawn. It lasted a long time of just us letting our emotions out.

“What is that speech that you always tell your frat brothers? Isn’t public embarrasment apart of that? So wouldn’t kissing your girlfriend infront of everyone apart of that?” I ask jokingly.

“Shut up.”Kyle said laughing while putting his arm around my shoulders bringing me closer to his chest.

“I love you.” I said.

“I love you too.” He said kissing my cheek. He brought me to the couch and sat me down. “I am going to go get us some drinks okay.”

“Okay.” He leaned down and kissed my forehead. Once he left I looked towards the front door and I saw Madison Montegomery and I guess her friend. I was totally shocked that she came. I mean seriously a stupid frat college party? I thought that was too D-list for ‘celebrities. Again I didn’t mind that she was here. I just hope that her attitude doesn’t get the best of her.

Kyle soon comes back with two red cups and smiles at me.

“Here is a Coca-Cola for the lady.” He said and handed it to me while sitting next to me on the couch and putting his arm around me pulling me closer ot him.

“Why thank you.” I said to Kyle with a smile on my face,”Okay so you HAVE to tell me all about your football game please?” i said pouting in a begging form.

“Okay all right since you asked so politely. Well we obviously won. It was fourty-two to four and so we basically creamed them majorly.”

“Obviously,” I said but then Kyle was interrupted by the girl that entered in with Madison Montegomery approached us.

“Excuse me, I am so sorry to bother you but I can’t find my friend Madison Montegomery. I have looked everywhere and I can’t find her can you please help me?”

“Yes of course.” Kyle and I said.

“Let’s look upstairs to see if she might have accidentally found her way up here.” I said. We started to open up all the doors until we came to last on eand we opened it and found Madison and Kyle’s frat brothers. We looked around and realized that they were all takign turns raping Madison adn taking pictures even Kyles best friend Archie was in on it. Kyle was furious.

“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? GIVE ME THE PHONE ARCHIE!” Kyle screamed. I had never seen him so mad in our entire relationship.

“NO KYLE! I am not giving you my phone so you can just delete the videos and pictures.”Archie said. Kyle started to run after Archie trying to retrieve his phone so he could not only delete it but so that he could beat him up for doing this. The girl who asked for Kyle and I’s help started to wake Madison up so she could walk downstairs and leave. I started to run after Kyle. I got to the front door and I saw all of the frat brothers and Kyle running into the bus. Then it started to drive off so I ran after it.

Madison and her friend weren’t that far behind when all of a sudden the buss flipped over and crashed. I saw it all happen and I fell to my knees crying. Once I had gotten the courage to get up I ran over to the flipped over bus and pried open the doors. I looked around and I saw Kyle, lying there in pieces. I rushed over to him and brought his chest and head close to my body and kissed him, over and over again.

“NOOOO KYLE! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?”I yelled. I brought my head closer to his ear and whispered.”Everything I wanted was you. I love you so much. Why did you have to leave me? We were supposed to grow old together. I love you.” i finally got up and started to get up and walk away. Once that I had left the bus there was blood all over me. I started to cry and I ran back to the frat house which was empty probably due to everyone hearing the crash, getting scared and running.

I closed the door and locked it. I collapsed to the floor crying knewing that I was never going to get my happy ending with Kyle. I went upstairs, took a shower and cried myself to sleep knowing that there was never going to be a day with Kyle or so I thought.

The Next Day

I woke up and decided to go visit Kyles mom to see how she was doing with the news about Kyle. I got dressed and drove over to his house that i had been over a million times. I knocked on the door and Mrs. Spencer opened the door with a tear stained face.

“Mrs. Spencer? It’s me (Y/N).” I said knowing that she would remember me as Kyles girlfriend.

“Oh yes (Y/N), please come in.” She opened the screen door and welcomed me into her house. After I had entered seh had engulfed me into in a hug and the waterworks started to fall from my face. I pulled away and Mrs. Spencer gave me a tissue and I whispered out a ‘Thank you.’

“I came to see how you were doing.” I said looking into her eyes and seeing that she was so upset. She should be she just lost her son.

“Thank you for doing that (Y/N). I really do appreciate it. I think out of all the girls Kyle has brought home, you have always and will forever be my favorite.”

“Thank you. I know how difficult it must be losing you only son espically since you husband passed away. I just wanted to let you know that I am here for you. If you need someone to talk to please just call me and I will be there.” I said letting her know that she won’t go through this alone.

“Thank you so much. It means a lot to know that even though Kyle isn’t here that you will continue to be apart of this familly and I am forever thankful for you. Anyways I have something to show you. Kyle had all this stuff that he had for you in a bag so I feel like I should give it to you, even though he won’t”

“Okay.” I followed her to Kyle’s room and she opened the doors to his closet and bent down to get the bag. It was a large paper bag filled high with stuff. She handed it to me and I carried it and sat down on his bed and started to unpack it. “I hope you don’t mind that I am unpacking it here.”

“Oh no! Please go ahead. I wanted to know what was always in there so I hope you don’t mind that I am watching you open it.”

“Of course not.” I started unpacking and while I was unpacking I realized that these were presents for our upcoming anniversary of three years. I took out the first thing and it was a scrapbook filled with pictures of me and Kyle and little love notes he wrote. I sat there crying knowing that this must have taken him months to put together and he never got a chance to give it to me. The second thing I took out was a shirt that said “Watch Out Boys This Girl Is Taken By This Guy” and it had a picture of Kyle winking on the back. I laughed remembering his funny humor. There was only one thing left and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was a small red box. I took it out and started to cry knowing what it is. I opened the box and found a small diamond enagagment ring inside.

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I showed it to Mrs. Spencer and she started to cry her eyes out.

“I always knew that was a question he was wondering about when he was going to ask. I guess he was going to ask on your three year anniversary.” she said. I put my hands over my eyes and cried even harder. I put the ring on my left finger in a way of saying yes to his question.

After that I bid Mrs. Spencer a goodbye and then walked out of the house. I was walking to my car that was a couple houses down. While I was walking I could have sworn that I saw that girl that Kyle and I helped from yesterday approach Mrs. Spencer’s house with her holding someone up. I ignored it knowing that it was just my mind playing tricks on me. I walked to my car and got in. I just sat for a long time looking at my engagement ring and crying. I eventually stopped and drove back to my frat house. I walked in and went upstairs to my room and locked the door.

A Couple Months Later

It has been a couple months since Kyle died and I couldn’t have felt more alone. Sometimes if I went out I would think that I would see him and the minute I blinked he was gone. Other than that I haven’t left my room. I miss him everyday. There is nothing that can replace him. I haven’t felt love, compassion, or happiness since he died. I wish he would come back.

Today I was forced to leave my room saying that I had a visitor at the door. I went downstairs and opened the door to find the girl that Kyle and I helped all those months ago.

“What do you want?” I ask with tears starting to fall from my eyes.

“I just want to show you something. Please come with me.” She said.

“Why should I go anywhere with you? I don’t even know your name!” I say

“Okay. My name is Zoe Benson.” Zoe said.

“You think just because you said that I am going to go with you?!” I said.

“Okay, fine! If you won’t come with me then just promise me that you will come to the cafe downtown. Please.” She begged.

“Alright I’ll be there. What time?” I asked.

“Just be there at noon. Okay?”


“Thank you.”

“Do I need to bring anything?” I asked.

“Just bring yourself.” She said.

“Okay. Bye.” I said. Zoe waved a goodbye back to me. I was so confused. Why out of all the people on Earth does she have to come back? I went upstairs and got dressed. I looked at the clock and saw that it was eleven fourty. I exited the house and went to the driveway to my car. I got in and started to drive downtown to the coffee shop. I looked for a parking space near where Zoe was standing. I got out of the car and locked it. I walked over to her.

“So why am I meeting you here?” I asked.

“You are meeting me here because I have a surprise for you inside.” Zoe said.

“If it’s a guy then I am not interested.” I said and then I walked in.

“I don’t think so. Well at least not with this guy.” She said. I walked around trying to find out what she was talking about. I finally understood when my eyes met his. The same dark brown I fell in love with. I ran over to him with tears coming down my face. I ran into his arms and he held me close. I pulled back my head and started to pepper his face in kisses. I finally ended with his lips. There was all of my emotions, his emotions intertwined into this form of affection. He let me down and pulled out my chair for me to sit down.

“Kyle! How are you back?” I asked with tears running down my face.

“(Y/N), I know you aren’t going to believe me when I say this but please do.” I nodded my head in response.”Okay well I died you saw me. Zoe and Madison went to the hospital and retrived my body parts and sewed me together. Another thing is that they are witches. There is a whole coven of them okay. So I was crazy and I couldn’t speak. I was a lot like Frankenstein. It was a long time before I could speak. But then their supreme Fiona Goode fixed me. She did something to me where i could speak properly. I guess you coudl say she brought me back to normal. So I remembered all about you. I had never forgotten about you, I just didn’t have all the details. But I called for you and then Zoe decided that it was best if I came back now and so I did. That is where that story ended.” He said looking into my eyes.

“I don’t care how you came to be here. I am just glad that you are here with me. Kyle, you’re all I have you’re all I want.” I said and he just looked at me emotionless and then he smiled and leaned over to kiss me on the lips.

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I put my hand on his cheek and he stopped kissing me and looked at my hand.

“Oh sorry. I forgot that my hand is probably is cold. Sorry.” I said.

“No it isn’t that.” He pulled my left hand towards his and at my ring finger. “You said yes?”Kyle asked.

“Of course I did Kyle. I love you with all my heart. I want to spend the rest of my life with you unless you don’t want to anymore.” I said looking down.

“Hey,” Kyle said putting his fingers underneath my chin and lifting my head up so I looked at him in the eyes,”I want to start off where we left off. I want to be with you. I want to call you my wife. I love you.” He said.

“I love you too.” I said. I am so happy that Zoe brought him back. I couldn’t ask for anything better. After that Kyle and I started to plan for our wedding. It was perfect. Now we are living in total bliss and there isn’t anything I could ask for more. I love him and he loves me.

sold a little old 19″ tv to a dude through facebook marketplace. he was supposed to come pick it up last thursday & stood me up. he messaged me again yesterday like “sorry about that is it still available?” and i said yes, he could come get it today.

so he comes by and gets it today. my listing price was $25. he looks at it and goes “that’s 19 inches? it’s really small.” i tell him, yes, it’s 19 inches. of course, that is corner to corner, because that is how tvs are measured. the guy asks if i’ll take $20 for it instead, and i say yes bc at this point, i am moving in 5 days, i’ve had 2 people say they want to buy it and then ghost me, and i just want the damn thing off my hands.

30 minutes later, the guy calls me. there’s something wrong with his cell phone, so i’m having issues understanding him, and he’s getting pissed at me and refuses to just text me or message me on facebook. but finally i figure out what he’s saying: he has gone home and measured it, presumably by width instead of corner to corner, and is saying it’s less than 19″ and wants his money back.

fine. whatever. i do not care. i am not going to argue. i told him to bring the tv back and i will give him his $20 back. but NO. he wants me to venmo him $20 and keep the tv because “it’s the wrong size.” like i am a fucking retailer.

he hung up on me after he realized i was not giving him any fucking money unless he brought back the tv. asshole.


I remember getting my first American girl doll. I remember how much I loved her. When I went to my friends house; 4 years old, she and I would be the moms. We didn’t think there was anything wrong with that.
When I was five I met a new friend. She had two mothers. My mom was close friends with both. I didn’t think anything of it besides the fact she had TWO moms ! How lucky

When I was 10 I heard the word “faggot” for the first time. I didn’t know what it meant but I knew I didn’t want to be called that.
By the time I was 13, I knew what that meant. And I hated myself for thinking a word like that could define who I was.
I took so much time hating myself… that I didn’t love myself.

I remember waking up sobbing when gay marriage was legalized. I thought, “I finally have a chance.”
I remember coming out shortly after then to my family. I was welcomed and supported. I don’t know why I hadn’t done it sooner.

I still don’t understand how people can look at any person of the LGBTQIA+ community and think that there is a problem in learning to love another person or in loving ones self.

this pride month is a reminder to me, that even after almost two years of being out, there is still so much I can do for the other people in this community.

I hope you all stay safe and have a gay time 🌈 you deserve so much love


iLia Amitola in V5 E5, Necessary Sacrifice. 

I will protect this Faunus with my Life. 

She is a precious cinnamon roll who’s been misguided, but I’m sure she will redeem herself soon enough. She already has in my eyes. I just want to see more of her.

“You are so drunk”// Joe Sugg Imagine

Warnings: mentions of sex

Word count: 1065

Request: Open


“Save the queen!” The boys yelled dropping a penny into my glass of wine. I rolled my eyes playfully and picked my glass up. I chugged the wine down and the boys cheered me on. I fished out the coin and looked around the table for the next victim. Joe, Caspar, Josh, Jack, Conor, Mikey or Oli.

 I waited until everyone went back to their conversations and threw the coin in Jack’s glass of Rosé. He quickly drank his glass and grabbed the coin immediately throwing it into Joe’s drink. After we finished our games and food, we decided to go clubbing. We took two separate Uber’s. One car contained Jack, Joe, Josh and I and the other contained Oli, Mikey, Conor, and Caspar. We got into the club and we all went our separate directions. 

Oli, Caspar, and Mikey went to talk to some girls, Conor went to make friends with the Dj, Josh went to go find a bathroom and Jack, Joe, and I went to get another drink. Even though I had gotten drunk many times before now, I still get drunk very quickly. Because of this, after 1 more drink, I was absolutely drunk. 

“Jack I have to tell you a secret,” I said. “And what’s that?” I went to tell him but then closed my mouth. “I can’t remember,” I said giggling. “You are so drunk,” Jack said laughing. “I am not,” I said pretending to be offended. “You can even ask Joseph,” I said putting my hand on some random guys shoulder thinking he was Joe. Jack grabbed my hand off of the random guy and apologized. I burst out laughing.

 "Jack, can we get another drink?“ I pleaded. "I think you’ve had enough,” Joe said with a laugh. I gave his puppy eyes and he gave in. I smiled wide and Joe ordered for me. “A cosmo, a JD and coke, and rosé,” he said to the bartender. I drank my cosmo and started fanning myself. “Are you alright?” Jack asked. “Yeah, I’m getting hot. You guys are so attractive,” I said. Joe laughed shaking his head. “Can we go danceeeee,” I said. “Sure,” they said in unison. I stumbled to the dance floor and we danced the night away. 

  After me convincing the boys that I wasn’t drunk and getting another drink, they decided that we should go home. I tried to walk to the uber but ended up need assistance from Jack and Joe. “Do you want to stay at my house?” Joe offered. “Sleepover!” I yelled. They laughed. Jack got dropped off first and then Joe and I. He helped me up the stairs to his place and unlocked the door. He stopped in the kitchen and grabbed bottles of water for us. We went to his bedroom and he handed me clothes to change into. I gasped. 

“What, are you okay?” He asked. “I remember what I had to tell Jack!” I pulled my phone out called him. “Hello?” He answered. “You aren’t Jack!” I said. I looked at the caller I’d to see I had called Josh instead of Jack. “No, I’m not,” he laughed. “Sorry, Joshie!” I yelled hanging up. “Can you help me?” I asked looking up at Joe and handing him my phone. He clicked his name and handed it back. 

“Jack!” I yelled into the phone. “Y/n he hasn’t answered yet,” Joe laughed. “Oh,” I laughed. “Hello?” Jack answered. “Jack!” I repeated. “Y/n!” “I remembered what I wanted to tell you!” “What’s that?” “I just wanted to tell you that you and Joe are my Best friends,” I said. “I already knew that,” he laughed. “Who told you! Was is Josh? That bastard,” I said quickly. “Alright I think it’s time for bed,” Joe said taking my phone from me and ending the call. “Heyy,” I said. He placed my phone on the nightstand. “I need to change,” I said.

 "I’ll be back,“ I announced walking to the bathroom. I peeped my head in but quickly came back out to the light. "I’m scared!” I said running to Joe. “I’m changing right here.” I changed into the clothes Joe gave me and told him it was okay to look. I laid down in his bed and he sat down next to me. He picked up his water and took a drink. “Joe lets fuck,” I blurted out. He choked on his water. “Are you okayyy?” I asked. “Just fine,” he said catching his breath. “Sooo want to?” I asked.

 "Y/n just go to sleep okay?“ "Ugh fineee,” I said turning over. He turned off the lights and we laid there. However, I was wide awake. And my drunken self decided to be as obnoxious as possible. I turned over and l draped my legs over his body. Gaining no reaction from him made me unsatisfied. So here I was at 2 in the morning poking Joe Sugg over and over again with my legs over his. “Y/n,” he finally warned. I quickly pulled my legs back and stopped poking him. He turned over so we were face to face but his eyes were closed. 

I went to poke him again but he said my name again scaring the shit out of me. “How could you even see! Your eyes were closed!” I said in disbelief. “Because I know you,” he said, “come here.” He pulled me closer to him and put my head on his chest. Instantly, being in his arms calmed me causing me to drift to sleep.


The next morning I woke up and my head was pounding. I looked up to see Joe walking back into his bedroom with a glass of water and medicine. He handed them to me and I thanked him quietly. After a few minutes of silence, Joe spoke up. “Do you remember anything from last night?” He asked. I shook my head. “I remember going to the club then it’s all a blur from there,"I said. He laughed. "Let’s just say I have never in my life seen you that drunk,” Joe said laughing. “I didn’t do anything, you know?” I asked rubbing my temples. “Well you asked me to have sex with you,” he said. My eyes widened. “I’m so sorry,” I said covering my face. Joe laughed, It’s alright,“ he said. I stood up and hugged Joe. "Thank you.”

  • <p> <b>Nicole:</b> So how was your day Waverly?<p/><b>Waverly:</b> Um...well I got recruited for a top secret undercover mission with no back up. Sang a song in a sexy dress and fucking killed it. Got kidnapped and tortured (again. No backup) Had my hand cut off (maybe). Kicked a guy in the balls and made an excellent "that's what she said" joke. Regrew hand (except not me cause demon possession powers). Kissed my sister (except not me again because demon possession) Oh yeah...and that demon is now in Wynonna.....<p/><b>Nicole:</b> **high-key concerned but also high-key weird out**<p/></p>
|| Hybrid!au || Yugyeom 3-3 ||

Originally posted by ofsunandstars

Goodbye Yugyeom: You’ll be missed :(

Warning: You’re gonna cry :))))

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Rehabilitating A Broken Heart (4)

Bucky x Reader AU

Summary: Bucky Barnes is an arrogant asshole. He loves parties, girls, and having everything revolve around him. After a horrific car accident that causes him to lose his arm, he’s sent to physical rehabilitation where he meets Y/n, a spunky, takes no shit, physical therapist that has Cerebral Palsy. There, a strong connection forms and she shows him the ropes of living a normal life with a disability.

Word Count: 1.6k+

Warnings: bucky’s an insecure jerk


Chapter 4: First Impressions & Massage Cream

Originally posted by justcuchu

I’ve only been to Stark’s Rehabilitation Institute once, and that was when Becca got her paid internship. I surprised her with flowers and I embarrassed the shit out of her. Her face was so red and she thanked my quietly. I’d never been here as a patient, even when my shoulder had to have surgery in high school. Now that I am, I dread the possibility of being treated like I’m fragile. I’ve been awake for five days as an amputee and each day feels worse than the last. My parents and my medical team were walking on eggshells around me since then and it was starting to drive me insane. I didn’t want the same to happen while I went through physical therapy.

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Beach Days (Peter Parker x plus size reader)

Requested:  Can you do Peter Parker x plus size reader. The reader is dating Peter she’s also an Avenger and they all decide to go to the beach and she’s wearing a bikini Peter is just in shock because it’s the first time he sees her in something like this and she looks so gorgeous other guys think so too so he gets jealous and a little handsy. Please - anon

Warnings: Asshole guys, some cursing? but I think that’s it.

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Originally posted by dolangram

It was FINALLY the last day of school before summer, and you and Peter couldn’t be more excited. Not only to leave school for three months, but it would be your first summer together being a couple. You both met when Tony was showing Peter around the complex. You weren’t really supposed to go to Midtown but Tony forced you too, to keep an eye on Peter. You and Peter got pretty close, and after awkwardly admitting your feelings for each other, you guys started dating.

So since it was the last day of school the whole team decided to take you and Peter to the beach. You guys were in the car driving and you couldn’t be more nervous. It would be the first time Peter saw you in a bikini. It wasn’t that you were self-conscious of your body. It’s just you didn’t know what Peter would think of your body. You knew Peter loved you but there was still that thought in the back of your head.

You guys finally reached the beach. The team got out of the car, and they gave you and Peter the job of finding a place on the beach to set all of your stuff. You and Peter walked along the dock and onto the beach. You guys found a spot in the middle of the beach. After a few minutes the rest of the team came onto the beach.

“Ummm do you want to go swimming?” Peter asked.

“Sure.” You replied. Here it is the moment of truth, you thought to yourself. Peter turned around to take off his shirt. As you pealed off your shirt exposing your upper body. You then slipped off your shorts. As Peter turned around his jaw dropped. He was so stunted at how beautiful and hot you looked he couldn’t help but look your body up and down.

“Ugh Peter?” You waved a hand in front of his face.

“Holy shit y/n you look so hot-” Peter’s face turned red as he realized what he said to you “Beautiful you look beautiful.” What?!?! He thought you were beautiful? You couldn’t even process it.

“Thanks.” You quickly said as you looked down at the ground.

“You’re right dude she does look hot!” you heard one boy call out to you.

“Damn girl, you’re looking fine!” You turned too see another boy walk past you lowering his sunglasses to look you up and down. Your body flushed with embarrassment. Peter tried to protectively wrap a hand around your waist, but doing it so quickly Peter accidently placed his hand on your ass.

“Oh shit sorry y/n.” Peter said as he frantically moved his hand.

“It’s fine Peter.” You started to pull Peter towards the ocean “Come on let’s go swimming.” Peter nodded and followed you into the ocean.

While you and Peter were in the ocean you couldn’t help but notice how affection and touchy he was being, but you kind of liked it so you left him be. After about an hour you and Peter got out and walked up to where the team set up everyone’s stuff. You and Peter both decided to go get some ice cream. As you guys walked up Peter saw the same two boys who checked you out look over at you. As he saw that he wrapped his hand around your waist, not grabbing your butt this time and continued to walk you up to the ice cream place.

You ordered first and then Peter went. As Peter ordered the same guys as before came behind you in line. Peter didn’t notice them at first but then one went right behind you, and before you could process it he slapped your ass. At first you turned around angrily but then Peter acted first.

“Hey get your hands off my girlfriend!” Peter yelled angrily and then punched the guy in the face. The boy fell over and his friend ran away. Peter then quickly paid for the ice cream ad grabbed your hand rushing you onto the beach.

Peter than sat on the sand and roughly pulled down you into his lap.

“Peter am I hurting yo-” He dismissed your question.

“You’re mine y/n.” When Peter said that you couldn’t even believe it. It barely sounded like him.

“Peter are you alright?” Peter huffed.

“Yea, it was just those guys they keep looking at you, it was pissing me off.”

“Don’t worry about those guys they were jerks anyway.” You said as you prssed your head against Peter’s.

“Alright love birds it’s time to leave!” Tony said as he walked over to where you guys were. After packing up the car you and Peter sat down in the back. As you were driving back you leaned your head on Peter’s shoulder.

“You looked gorgeous today by the way.” He said as he kissed your forehead.

“Thanks.” You said as you yawned and started to fall asleep on Peter’s shoulder, and Peter falling asleep soon after.