hands in pockets :3

the foxes as popular text posts #1

neil josten: i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord.

andrew minyard: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

kevin day: me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

nicky hemmick: *walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

matt boyd: *begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son

dan wilds: listen, I’m a nice person so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.

renee walker: it’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010.

allison reynolds: how to kiss a boy: 1. grab his waist, 2. slip your hand in his pocket, 3. steal his wallet, 4. dont even kiss him, 5. just run.

aaron minyard: Why are there 2 A’s in Aaron? Why not 6? What’s stopping us?

david wymack: you gotta put your heart into it! no. no, not literally– not your actual– no. how did you even manage to get that. is it even yours. put that. away.

betsy dobson: [at a session with neil, about andrew] It’s weird to think that people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long.

abby winfield: always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

a hard-won lesson: a married bawson smut fic

As promised, my dear Jennifer @magicinhermadness​ , who is my face and also just the best ever. They are married in the fic but Mike still calls her Baker, I think of them as like the baseball Jim and Pam.

Basically: Ginny is a little shit, does something on purpose to rile Mike up and he tries to teach her a lesson. 

(There is some spanking and a little bit of dirty talk, just as a warning – and this gif is purely for the hand porn…and the neck porn…and the arm porn…and beard porn…and…)

(cross posted on ao3)

Originally posted by kalichica12

Mike walks into his house and immediately understands why people are sometimes driven to commit murder.

He takes three deep breaths, rolls his neck, and calmly closes every cupboard that Ginny has left open. Mike cannot count the times he’s chided her, made fun of her, outright begged her to stop leaving the fucking cupboards open. 

It’s one of his pet peeves, just one of those things that makes him want to scream into a pillow with rage.

Ginny knows this, has seen him rant to her while she stands to the side, barely trying to hold back her amused smile at the obvious torment she’s causing him.

He doesn’t know if she’s doing it on purpose, but it feels a little cruel. If she knows it makes his blood boil, why in the world would she continue to do it? She’s not that inconsiderate or unaware of herself. 

So, why is his wife doing this to him?


"Up here, old man!”

Her voice carries down from the bedroom and he debates asking her to come downstairs but decides to go to her. He’s always loved seeing her in their bed, she loses tension, spreads out, is at her most vulnerable. 


She’s laying on her stomach, reading a book on top of the covers. She’s wearing a pair of Padres boy shorts, a personal favourite of his, and a dark tank top. Her hips bounce a little on the bed and she stretches, lifting her ass into the air.

His hands itch with a need to touch her.

Once again, she has to know what she’s doing.

She must.

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What is He Tian thinking?


My thoughts are pretty scattered after the update. There’s so many things to mention.

Why has He Tian been on his phone for two chapters? What is he doing?

Why is he strangely expressionless? Or at least not being his usual trickster self (cue his tail and horns)

Reason 1: When I saw his expression here it seemed a little sad to me? Maybe a tad bit TOO controlled. What if he’s thinking “is he STILL disgusted by me that much?” , I know he was hurt last time Mo indicated he didn’t want contact with him.

Reason 2: He could be trying really hard not to react because he’s grown as a person and doesn’t want to freak Mo out too much.

Note that He Tian was on his phone until Mo came closer then he put his hands in his pockets and stared straight at Mo unflinchingly. Giving him all his attention suddenly.

Maybe he put his hands in his pockets to make sure he doesn’t touch ??????????

Reason 3 : he could just not care, have a lot on his mind, maybe the tension and the texts are about Mo? Maybe he doesn’t want to get too close ? Maybe he doesn’t actually like him (doubt it)

Reason 4: he’s freaking OUT inside

Side note: ALSO I KNOW HE WANTS CONTACT WITH MO GUAN SHAN. This chapter /look also reminded me of the chapter where they fell down playing basket ball and He Tian just wanted to stay on top of Mo for a little bit. I’m getting a lot of desire signals from him to Mo but idk exactly how Old Xian wanted us to interpret He Tians actions in this chapter .

Either way great chapter , Interesting. Revealing? I want to see more . I want to know what He Tians feeling more.

Inktober Day 11: Favorite Pokemon #21, Gardevoir!

Having used it in both my Y and Alpha Sapphire playthrough, I’m a little surprised Gardevoir ended up falling just short of the top 20. Generation 6  was a huge boon for the psychic guardian, being given the fairy typing and a powerful mega evolution. Not only were its weaknesses to bug and dark were removed, but its offensive capabilities greatly improved in general thanks to having a second type to get STAB (same type attack bonus) from. It also has a simple, majestic design, and its mythology suggests a guard/knight theme.

barelytherenotallhere  asked:

Prompt: chuck clayton vowed to get Betty back for what she did to him, so he decided to humiliate her by doing something to her cheer uniform in the middle of a big crowd, juggie helped her cover up by giving her his flannel shirt...

(This is rather angsty, I’m sorry!! Hope you like it, dear!!! Thank you for requesting! <3)

With hands hidden inside the pockets of his jeans and headphones adorning his neck as usual, Jughead made lazily his way to the central park of their small town, already detecting the hordes of people that filled the historic site from a corner away. Today was a big day for Riverdale.

Today marked the 60th anniversary of the foundation of Riverdale’s very famous and very beloved varsity team, their River Bulldogs, and the town had worn its best to celebrate its athletic stars. Like any other year at this date, every street and every shop were decorated with flags and posters and banners and shiny confetti, all in the colors of blue and gold. Bakers were selling lemon cupcakes with yellow frosting and blue sprinkles, Sheriff Keller was patrolling with only the blue lights flickering on top of his police car, even Pop’s had a special menu for the day, consisting of hotdogs and fries served in blue and yellow wrappers along with a blue raspberry milkshake. The peak of all these festivities was a huge gather around at Riverdale’s Central Park where music, food and dance lasted till the small hours. Yeah, their town was crazy just like that.  

Jughead could always remember himself slouching in a booth as Pop’s at such date, gloomy and grumpy at how ridiculous and pointless such fiestas were in his opinion. However, this year he could feel a tad of excitement run to his system, just like any other high schooler or resident of this town. It wasn’t because the event was a tad bigger this year – sixty years for some reason were a big deal – nor because Chuck Clayton and his gooneys’ squad wouldn’t be the guests of honor, bragging and sporting cocky grins like always – even though that was indeed very satisfying. It was because a certain blonde haired, blue eyed someone could barely hold back her own radiating thrill and wide smile this whole passed week.

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Need You- Cassian Andor

Originally posted by marythenurse

Pairing: Cassian Andor/OC

Rating: A little bit of violence, not too much. Our OC gets into a scuffle but comes out of it alright.

A/N: More Cassian. Enjoy! Will post a list of what’s coming up soon (Percival Graves, Jim Kirk, etc)


I slipped quietly through the streets, keeping my head down and shoulder close to the wall. The crowd jostled around me, nobody paying much attention to anyone else. There was only one thought on my mind: getting back to the ship. Dinah’s sharp words echoed in my ears, her grip tight on my bicep as she pushed me in the opposite direction.

Split up. Better one of us runs into trouble than two.

My blaster felt heavy against my hip, hidden underneath my long, weather worn jacket. Maybe if we had been leaving with something useful, there would have been a little bit of lightness in my step. Instead, I couldn’t help but feel as we’d just been wasting our time. Another dead end and another step back from discovering what the Empire was up to.


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Pirate Love (1)

Request:  hook imagine where you met him the first time when he was in Neverland and when he comes back with Emma and the others to rescue Henry that you two meet again and he remembers you. 
Paring:  Hook x Reader
Note: I actually used some Assassins Creed inspiration for this, I also have Harley Quinn feels so I Couldn’t help the detail about the clothes. This is going to have 3 chapters!

Originally posted by emmasneverland

Stealthily, your hand reached for the pocket of a traveler. You guessed to be royalty because of his attire. You looked quite wealthy, so it was easy to blend in and walk next to people without looking out of place. You were wearing flat black boots with tight trousers, they were easy to run in and jump in making it so much easier to get away encase you got caught. You also had a black loose corset on and black overcoat with red linen. Finished with a beautiful plain black hat with floral red flowers on the side. 

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