handicap joke

The signs as things I've said
  • Aries: Stop saying offensive things in Chinese.
  • Taurus: Once, I ate, like, 6 entire plates of food, and then dessert.
  • Gemini: I'm literally a tamagotchi; if you leave me alone for too long, I'll die.
  • Cancer: I want to kiss a thunder cloud.
  • Leo: I'm a god.
  • Virgo: fucktit
  • Libra: this is meme court; there's no rules in meme court
  • Scorpio: Is it possible to get turned on by music???
  • Saggitarius: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR HANDICAPPED JOKES
  • Capricorn: Look out for the edge.
  • Aquarius: what the fuck I don't remember saying that
  • Pisces: bees are not over-rated, you stupid mother fuck