handbeating

Got7 fighting style...

BamBam:

  • thinks it’s a joke until the other person starts warming up
  • “oh, we’re actually doing this? oh okay okay okay okay…”
  • inflatable tube man impersonation
  • immediately surrenders if he gets hit
  • talks shit when his opponents have already gone home to their families
  • "at one point I definitely had the upper-hand” headass

Mark:

  • thinks fighting is dumb as hell
  • but fights just to shut the other person up
  • is actually rly good
  • gotta go fast
  • wins bc his opponent can never land a hit
  • somehow is smiling the whole time
  • opponent leaves more frustrated than before bc Mork is so calm

Jinyoung:

  • more of a words fighter but will still beat ur ass
  • actually rly strong
  • always has the upper hand
  • beats opponent’s ass and is back home in time for supper
  • low key thinks he’s a beast
  • is right

Jaebum:

  • was born ready to fight
  • i’m ready right now, let’s do this!!!!!
  • “sir, please, this is a daycare.”
  • not rly fast but good at overpowering his opponent
  • chokehold King
  • literally thinks every fight is to the death
  • members have to stop him
  • “let me go, i’m good” headass 

Jackson

  • prob the best fighter in the group
  • starts every fight with the “bring it, bitch” hand motion
  • super saiyan
  • always goes for the biggest dude
  • cocky smiles at his opponent
  • guaranteed to say “is that all you got?” for no reason
  • guaranteed to take his shirt off for no reason
  • makes everyone recount the fight second-by-second for the next 12 weeks

Yugyeom:

  • a crier
  • “why do we gotta fight tho?”
  • ends up winning by accident
  • too tall for his opponent
  • opponent got tired trying to punch yugyeom’s face and passed out
  • yugyeom rode with his opponent in the ambulance
  • they’re friends now

Youngjae:

  • a lot of yelling for no reason
  • a pusher not a puncher
  • acts like he’s been shot if he gets hit
  • dramatic pain yells
  • dramatic collapse yells
  • opponent ends up leaving bc it’s too loud
  • youngjae is still yelling when everyone has gone home
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Handbeat Clocktower - Soul of Adam Edition [Eng Sub]
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[H\B] Boris Viande  - HANDBEATING #4 / AKAI MPC 1000
MPC “Just for fun” routine. Electronic twist beat [H\B]

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[H\B] Damu - HANDBEATING #6 / AKAI MPC 2000 
[Washington Square Park, NYC]

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[H\B] MORFIYBEAT «THE THIRD SEASON» HANDBEATING#5 /AKAI MPD32