handbanger

luke seeing the millennium falcon arrive on his depression island: oh my gosh there she is. my long awaited Daughter. oh boy im Excited

luke: okay i think Shes behind me. i have to play this out Just right. my 100% Authentic Beige And White Tunic has to flow in the wind at a precise speed as i take off my Hood okay luke you can do this you took Theater for 4 years

luke: *turns around* my long lost daughter how ive missed y

luke: …,

eduardo saverin: mr. skwyalker…,,, pleasle……is thath you.f,……

luke: andrew garfield star of the social network directed by david fincher himself, nominated for Eight Academy Awards, Winning Three ?

luke: well andrew this wasnt the surprise i was expecting but ill take it nonetheless what can i do for you

eduardo: plfaesle….my name isn;t andrew garfie/ld its., eduardo

luke: oh silly me. my mistake eduardo, co-founder of facebook what brings you out here

eduardo pulling out the lawsuit papers out of his handbang: mr skwyalk,/er…..mark turn;ed to hte dark s;ide…,,,,he diid somethign so bad

luke: eduardo this is a serious accusation and i dont take these things lightly so if mark did something you need to tell me

eduardo: *takes a deep breath* he dil tued m;y shares 

luke: oh eduardo thats no problem im sure your shares are still in good standing with the leads of facebook

eduardo: mr. skywalker you don ot understand. you cannot even begin to comprehend. 

luke: well…what were your shares diluted down to

eduardo: point zero

eduardo: Three 

eduardo: Percent

luke pulling out his rose gold iphone 7 plus to text leia: leia sweetie i know its been a long time and theres some not chill things happening on your end but. i have a client im afraid whatevers going on with Benjamin will have to wait. goodbye

Egoistic (Lee Jong Suk Scenario)

Genre: romance, modern, fluff

Word count: 3 067

Warning:  none

Summary: Sometimes is good to be egoistic.

You kept on pressing the button to close the doors of the elevator, not caring that someone was actually hurrying towards you. You were late! Like, really, really late! And your colleague had already texted you twice since you got into the elevator!

“Excuse me, excuse me,” you made your way through the busy room and up the stairs towards the conference room. “I’m soooo sorry,” you gave out an apologetic look towards your team leader and colleagues.

“It’s fine, it’s fine, the traffic is horrible,” the team leader smiled and turned back to the presentation. “What I was about to say is that we have good news. Out team won in front of the others in results and so we get to work with a company from South Korea. One of their artists is coming here for a photoshoot and they would like someone to show the team around and, if the artist desires, to give him a private tour as well. Now, we have only two of you free at this point, so how would you like to choose who’s doing what?” He then turned to you.

And you were already jelly, all puppy eyes towards your colleague who happened to be your best friend as well to let you have this project. I mean, it was South Korea and a celebrity, like, duh, you had to have it! Who knew, maybe the artist was Kim Woo Bin or maybe even better, one of your favourite bands. Nope, missing on something like this was defintiely a no-no!

“Please let her have this project ‘cause otherwise I won’t hear the end of it,” your best friend sighed. “You owe me big one for this,” he then whispered to you, a bit torn between the prospects of the project and being a good friend to you.

“Are you sure? If things go well you might actually get a part two of it,” the team leader raised his eyebrows towards the two of you.

“Oh, c’mon, why are you tempting him?! He already have up the project in my favour,” you protested with a frown. “It’s mine! My previous,” you went all Gollum much to the laughter of your team.

“Fine, fine! Then that’s it. Good work, guys and keep it up! And you,” he pointed at you, “wait for me, we have to go through the paperwork and the detail.”

So, while everyone was making their way out, you remained seated, catching your breath after all the running you did since the beginning of the day. Damn your legs hurt like hell!

“First of all I want you to know that you’re going to sign a non-disclosure contract,” your team manager approached you after the projector’s light died down. “Our legal team went through it already and everything’s good. Basically, what they want from you is to, by no means, post up pictures with the artist or post anything regarding what you see on the internet.”

“As if I’d do that!”

“Secondly, the dude is apparently something big in his country, so the team wants discretion and if he by any chance wants you to show him around the city, they way you to know that there might be fans or press following around, so –”

“I need to keep it professional, so in other words keep my distance. Got it, boss! Anything else?” Fuck the contract! It wasn’t like you were going to kidnap the dude or anything like that!

“Nope, that’d be it. Do you want any other details?”

“Who’s the artist in talk?” You gave him your best smile.

“Oh, that’s easy. He’s a young actor, very popular for a recent drama called… what was it again?” The team manager frowned, racking his brains to remember th info he himself heard from one of the higher ups. “Ah, ‘Pinocchio’! The drama’s name is ‘Pinocchio’. W-What? What’s wrong?”

Why of all the people it had to be him?!

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GOT7 reaction when your playlist which is mostly kpop suddenly switches to a metal song

Jackson: there won’t be even a trace of surprise on his…probably because he’s way into obscure dance moves that seem to be made up on the spot to even notice an obvious, screaming gap between genres 

Originally posted by markjin

Mark: would spend the first few seconds after the song changed trying to maintain his best ‘’i’m ok and i’m by no means amused by the change from Girl’s Generation Gee to a metal song’’ smile…but that would prove to be impossible to do, ‘’Is this a valid reason to think someone’s cute?’’

Originally posted by bulletproofwinner

Youngjae: with him it wouldn’t be an instant reaction,actually it would seem like he didn’t even notice the change…but then, two days later you find him secretly and frantically conducting a research on metal genre because he wants to amaze you by his sudden knowledge 

Originally posted by myjaebutt

JB: can’t exactly process what  just happened,,,one second you were dancing cutely in front of him and now you’re closer to handbanging then ever and he has no idea what’s going on so he’s just staring at you like ‘’why is this is cuter then it is supposed to be’’ and questioning life

Originally posted by idontgiveasuga

Jinyoung: won’t do anything besides staring at you with a look of an enchanted man at his face while you’re using your room as a stage for both your performances, kpop and metal one and at the end he would be like ‘’I think I love you a little bit more now if that’s even possible.’’

Originally posted by jypnior

BamBam: never heard of the song but is instantly into it and is suddenly breaking into dancing in front of you, followed at failed attempts to body roll to a metal song, ‘’BamBam…it’s metal! You realize it’s impossible, right…’’, ‘’CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!’’

Originally posted by jackseunie

Yugyeom: doesn’t even pay attention to music but is instead questioning life, ‘’Jagi…you…you’re into fierce guys?’’…is trying to play it off as a joke but somehow his ‘’bear paw’’ slippers disappeared from his feet in the last minute and you’ll spend the next hour forcefully trying to get them back on him while screaming that he’s the only one you’re into 

Originally posted by j-miki