luke seeing the millennium falcon arrive on his depression island: oh my gosh there she is. my long awaited Daughter. oh boy im Excited
luke: okay i think Shes behind me. i have to play this out Just right. my 100% Authentic Beige And White Tunic has to flow in the wind at a precise speed as i take off my Hood okay luke you can do this you took Theater for 4 years
luke: *turns around* my long lost daughter how ive missed y
eduardo saverin: mr. skwyalker…,,, pleasle……is thath you.f,……
luke: andrew garfield star of the social network directed by david fincher himself, nominated for Eight Academy Awards, Winning Three ?
luke: well andrew this wasnt the surprise i was expecting but ill take it nonetheless what can i do for you
eduardo: plfaesle….my name isn;t andrew garfie/ld its., eduardo
luke: oh silly me. my mistake eduardo, co-founder of facebook what brings you out here
eduardo pulling out the lawsuit papers out of his handbang: mr skwyalk,/er…..mark turn;ed to hte dark s;ide…,,,,he diid somethign so bad
luke: eduardo this is a serious accusation and i dont take these things lightly so if mark did something you need to tell me
eduardo: *takes a deep breath* he dil tued m;y shares
luke: oh eduardo thats no problem im sure your shares are still in good standing with the leads of facebook
eduardo: mr. skywalker you don ot understand. you cannot even begin to comprehend.
luke: well…what were your shares diluted down to
eduardo: point zero
luke pulling out his rose gold iphone 7 plus to text leia: leia sweetie i know its been a long time and theres some not chill things happening on your end but. i have a client im afraid whatevers going on with Benjamin will have to wait. goodbye