hand held device

Why the RFA + V&Saeran are in detention

Highschool AU~~~


Zen: Being on his phone too much and lowkey calling a teacher a hoe

Jumin: Talking back to a teacher then arguing with them

Yoosung: Falling asleep in class and sneaking in a hand-held gaming device 

Jaehee: Letting people copy her homework and not participating in PE during certain sports

707: Making memes out of the principal and hacking into the school’s system giving himself a A in all of his classes

V: He’s a good noodle for the most part, but he hasn’t gotten caught for letting people copy his work during class.

Saeran: Ditching class and getting caught smoking on campus

New Successfulution: The ACE ER.A.S.E(r)

How many times has this happened to you?

Tragic, isn’t it? You think you know your coworkers, and then they turn out to be FILTHY, PROKARYOTIC FILTH. Well, not any more!

Introducing S3NATOR’s new patented Successfulution: The ACE ER.A.S.E®™!

The ACE ER.A.S.E® stands for ERadicating Asexual Space Emitte®! It’s a nifty hand-held device that eliminates asexuals by trapping them in their “safe space!”

Our patented ERACE SPACE Technology™  rapidly compresses the spacetime around an asexual, crushing them instantly into an infinitesimal point where they no longer interact with the universe around them*!

(*Do not use the Ace Eraser on fat people above the Thicc Dick Limit as it may compress them into a singularity)

Observe as Bob makes his move against Tom: He charges up the Ace ER.A.SE®™…

Wow! Looks like Tom won’t be able to multiply himself outta this problem! 

That’s right folks! Just one gun and you’re done! Erase the Ace with the ER.A.S.E®! 

-S3NATOR

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in which Lotor does something right, then fucks up

Lotor: Once more I have come with gifts for my paladins of voltron! I heard the crazy man with a broom is not home and decided to take the oppertunity

Lotor: I have bought this”hand held” human game device for the green paladin, its suppose to be powered by the light of stars

Pidge:(sNATCH) (flees to horder hole)

Lotor: I have gotten the yellow paladin a stuffed sack of hair meant to illastrate a earth animal (hands hunk the cutest damn teddy bear you ever seen)

Hunk:dawww (hugs it)

Lotor:(after rightfully taking a picture of the purest thing to happen in the universe) For the blue paladin I have collected the abandoned homes of equatic life for you to enjoy looking at (hands sea shells)

Lance: thanks! (looks at shells with whistfull expression)

Lotor:(nods) For princess Allura I have aquired the nearly exstinct plant known as the junarberry to present to you

Allura: (doesnt want to accept gift, really wants gift, begrungingly takes plant) I accept this as a offering of good will, not as a courting gift

Lotor: I will accept the current terms of accepting the plant (turns to keith) and finnally for the black paladin and fellow half garla I have brought the traditional courting gift (brings out a space prisoner) a gladiator of true merrit that rivaled the champion in prowess, at your command as a guard for your body

Keith:

Keith:you have a minute and a half to get off this ship before I start removing teeth from your mouth and shoving them into your eyes

Lotor:(running for life like a smart boy) that went excellent! most of the paladins did not threaten nor maim me and the black paladin acknowledged my presence!

Different (Barry Allen smut)

I wrote a thing! It’s the first thing I’ve written that I’ve ever posted on here so feedback is welcome! I’m also always taking requests!

Prompt: Well, this was one of my own prompts. I haven’t really seen any fanfiction where Barry is ever rough in bed because he’s such a dorky cinnamon roll, but mama has needs, so I wrote some myself. 

Characters: Barry Allen/Reader

Warnings: SMUT, language (I’m talking the swearing kind, not German), rough stuff

A/N: It’s kinda short and to the point but I’m not really up to writing full length novels right now so drabbles will have to do. Again, feedback or prompts are always lovely, especially since I’m actually posting stuff now! Thanks!

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Hand Mortar Appreciation Post

A hand mortar was a hand-held device, similar to an oversized version of other contemporary firearms, designed to fire explosive fuse grenades in an arc at medium range. The barrel is usually bottlenecked near the firelock, where the powder would be poured, becoming substantially larger afterward to accommodate the grenade. Due to the inherent unreliability of that primitive ammunition, neither they nor hand mortars were particularly common on the battlefield.

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Matthew (5) by Greg Burger, Sutro Baths, San Francisco, 2016-11-14.

These are long-exposure images; the lens remained open for about 30-60 seconds.  Much of the light - all of the light in the 3rd and 4th pictures here - is moonlight.  It was actually very dark.

What appears as a sea of fog in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th pictures is actually the blurring of ocean waves.

Photographer Greg Burger began each image by first allowing moonlight to accumulate, then added light from in front and from the side (red, blue, green and orange in this set) with a hand-held device (much like a flashlight) capable of projecting many colors.  He then returned to close the shutter.


The game for Matthew, as model, was to hold perfectly still while each image was constructed around him.  The slightest motion of eyes, head or mouth, especially when his face was lit, would blur the image.  Thus, where Matthew appears slightly blurred, it’s not because the shot was out of focus, but because he moved very slightly.

kristieconspiracy  asked:

I searched "omni tool" and your blog came up which, thank you search feature, this is gorgeous. But also question. In my mind omni tools are effectively the ME universe's end version of laptops, personal computers that are portable, if that makes sense? Anyway. I know the wiki/ME verse says omni tool games are a thing, but I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on omni tools having apps for, say, art and other creative things? Thank you!

Yeah! Makes complete sense. I think if we were going to make a kind of technological timeline based on the technology we know today. the smart phone/tablet combo where they are like portable computers with some telecommunications attached, that’s basically what the omnitool has become, the ultimate hand held (or arm hugging) device for personal and professional use.

Of course could never replace an actually computer or terminal because of the need for connection to the extranet being similar to that of a phone on data, vs a desktop or laptop directly connected to an extranet source.

NOW FOR ART??? totally. I think just because we see it in game used for mostly professional and militant purposes i wouldn’t forsake the idea of artists finding ways to use the omnitool for quick doodles and sketches. Considering their ability to manifest physical formations of holograms that can make contact physically with objects (be in the touch screen or the omni-blade youre chopping up enemies or maybe veggies with) drawing or sketching would be a good application for artists. By that time I figure technology and art has advanced to a point where things like tablets and other drawing devices could be beyond what we today can imagine.

I MEAN SIMULSTIMS EXIST, which there is no REAL definition for it but the name itself is hint enough. simulation+stimulation, plus lord knows i’ve seen and read enough fics that have taking some kind of stim thing for her suit or whatever for saucy encounters ???? but anyways.

I mean can you imagine, you’re walking in the presidium and there’s someone sitting at the edge of the fences doing a quick sketch on their omnitool. OR LIKE artists who take the omni quiality vs professional quality and try to make extremely details pictures and drawing simply on omnitool. ( Like photoshop vs MS paint ).

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Delora T’Hallis.
Club Presidium, 2183
Omnitool
400px × 500px 

A Ghost Story - DP

Happy Halloween! 

Warning for long post. 13,000+ words.

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It was a toy airplane, and it had definitely seen better days. Rust clung to metal, paint chipped off plastic wings, and one of the little wheels was missing. Perhaps it had been a well-loved toy. Perhaps it had simply been left in the elements for too long. Perhaps it was a little of both.

Either way, it was carefully cradled in one of Maddie Fenton’s hands. Her other hand held a small tracking device that detected the levels of ectoplasmic energy around them. Every time she swung her detector too close to the toy plane, the readout would spike. Not enough to actually indicate a ghost - but enough to show that the plane was supernatural in its own way.

“Come on,” she whispered as she walked slowly through the Amity Park graveyard. She pointed her detector at every headstone, hoping for a ping of energy that would match the toy. Having covered most all of the graveyard already, she was losing hope. The gravestones still stretching ahead of her were weathered and worn; she was in the oldest section.

“It’s just not worth it, Mads.” Jack trailed behind her, hands stuffed into his pockets. He’d lost interest almost an hour ago.

A late October breeze made the remaining leaves on the trees rustle, and the brown dead leaves around her feet swirl and dance. Maddie shivered and looked up. Puffy clouds raced across the sky overhead. The weatherman had issued a frost advisory for that night, and a strong chance for cold rain the next day. She had to do this today - she certainly wouldn’t want to be out in the weather tomorrow.

“Just a little more,” Maddie replied, even though she knew there was no chance the plastic and metal toy airplane had belonged to anyone buried under such old headstones. “I’m almost done.”

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Matthew (6) by Greg Burger, Sutro Baths, San Francisco, 2016-11-14.

These are long-exposure images; the lens remained open for about 30-90 seconds.  Much of the light on the rocks is moonlight.  It was actually very dark.  The 3rd and 4th pictures here, two of the shorter exposures, capture a plane passing in the background.

What appears as a sea of fog in the background of each picture is actually the blurring of ocean waves.

Photographer Greg Burger began each image by first allowing moonlight to accumulate, then either added light from in front and from the side (red, blue, green and orange in this set) with a hand-held device (much like a flashlight) capable of projecting many colors, or ran the length of the pool to add the fire effect.


The game for Matthew, as model, was to hold perfectly still while each image was constructed around him.  The slightest motion of eyes, head or mouth, especially when his face was lit, would blur the image.  Thus, where Matthew appears slightly blurred, it’s not because the shot was out of focus, but because he moved very slightly.

Hello! So can you write another Ereri with an upside down kiss please?? The last one you wrote was the cutest thing ever. I also love your writing. – @deleriousfromcoffee

Thank you so much!!

If you’d like to send in one of these kiss themed prompts, you absolutely can!


 “You are such an ass,” Eren huffed, his thumbs jamming into the buttons of his hand held device. Levi scoffed right next to him.

 They lied on the living room floor of Eren’s home, facing opposite ways as Eren was on his back and Levi was lying on his stomach.

 “You deserved that,” Levi told him, shifting to thump Eren’s temple with his elbow.

 “A blue shell? Uh huh.” Eren’s fingers jabbed at the buttons quicker. “Who the hell blue-shells their boyfriend?” he asked in a mumble.

 “Me,” the other answered easily. “Because you completely deserved it.”

 Eren clicked his tongue as he ran off the course for the second time in a minute. He growled a curse when Levi’s Yoshi crossed the finish line. He tossed the hand held across the carpet, grabbed the pillow from under his head and buried his face in it. “You dick!” he exclaimed into the deep red fabric of the throw pillow.

 Levi laughed at him, placing his hand held to the side before shifting so that he was hovering above Eren. Eren scowled up at him whenever Levi removed the pillow from between them. He was still scowling as Levi leaned down and pressed their lips together under the strange angle. Levi pulled back so he could see Eren’s eyes, which had gone soft. “Good game.”

 He rolled over, lying on his back next to Eren.

“Let’s play again.”

“I believe the Wii U business still has considerable room for growth, as a number of software titles that are compatible with the console are slated for release in 2015.

The way Japanese gamers enjoy video games is different from their counterparts in the West. More and more Japanese gamers play on smartphones and 3DS hand-held devices. On the other hand, a majority of gamers in Europe and the U.S. still connect their consoles to TVs and play them on a bigger screen. In the global video game market, game titles for consoles are still dominant, and that market is much larger.” said Nintendo’s  Satoru Iwata