hand dolphin

Puddle of Nope

Context: The DM is running The World’s Largest Dungeon setting. The party has come to an area flooded by murky water. Stalled by the heavier armored players, it gives me a chance to flex my nature spells.

Cleric(Me): I cast Speak with Animal and summon a celestial porpoise. A pink one, preferably. I tell it to use its echo location to look around.

DM: Alright, you summon it. After a little bit it comes back.

Me: What did you see?

DM, in his best dolphin voice: Hands!

Me, in-between laughing: Nope. Nope. Nope.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I binge read all of these haha, but could you do RFA+V+Saeran react to MC having a stuffed animal they are overly attached to? I'm obsessed with this fluffy cow I have.. It's embarrassing but I feel like it would be a cute lil thing to write.

Haha, so cute! Don’t we all have one of those:) Hope you like these scenarios!


  • You offer to drive him to work one day
  • While you’re grabbing one last thing out of the house, you tell him to get in the car
  • He notices a stuffed penguin on your dashboard
  • It looks familiar and finally he realizes its the one he gave you when you first started dating
  • “You’ve been keeping it in the car the whole time? I had completely forgotten about it.”
  • “It’s so cute, and it means so much to me. So of course.”
  • He’s flattered and flustered at the same time
  • He keeps playing with it while you’re driving
  • Honestly, a danger to the road because you keep getting distracted cuz he was so cute
  • He asks you what you named it and you suddenly grow quiet
  • When he keeps prodding you, you break down
  • “Pengzen….”
  • He thinks it’s the cutest thing


  • You were sick, so he wanted to pop by and see how you were doing
  • He wanted to surprise you, so you didn’t expect him to show up at your doorstep
  • But he was the surprised one when you were clutching a stuffed puppy
  • You got super embarrassed and threw it into your room
  • “No, no! MC, I think it’s cute!”
  • When you finally recovered and brought it out again, he saw how beaten up it was
  • You explained it was from your childhood and now he’s just dying inside
  • He loves seeing you interact with stuffed animals so much
  • While he runs out for your medicine, he gets you both matching stuffed bunnies
  • “You can think of me whenever you see it, and I’ll do the same for you!”
  • You cherish just as much as your childhood stuffed animal


  • Months ago, she saw you had grown a new obsession with peacock feathers
  • Your stationery, notepads, and even mousepad had peacock feathers
  • To tease you, she boughts you a peacock stuffed animal
  • Months later, she came into your room and you had the peacock propped on your shoulder
  • You explained that you were pretty much obsessed with it
  • Mostly because she bought it for you and you thought it was sweet
  • She’s hit with the feels
  • Sometimes she’ll snap pictures of you with it


  • You usually went to his penthouse to visit him
  • But today, he really wanted to surprise you at your place
  • So he stopped by out of the blue after a meeting nearby
  • You invited him in, although the apartment still had some things scattered about
  • One of those things was your favorite stuffed lion on the couch
  • He picked it up and asked you why you had a toy
  • You chuckled and explain that it was from middle school
  • “But….why?”
  • “Memories….but mostly for comfort.”
  • “I don’t understand.”
  • You just laugh it off and go get some drinks from the kitchen
  • When you return, he’s sitting on the couch and clutching it to his chest
  • He tries to say he’s testing this whole comfort theory
  • But he doesn’t let it go for his whole visit


  • You had recently brought some boxes from back home
  • You called Seven to help you carry them into the apartment
  • After bringing the last box, he sees a stuffed tiger at the top
  • You saw it and took it from him, squeezing it tightly in a hug
  • He’s just grinning at you and saying how cute you are it is
  • “Isn’t it? My friend got it for me during the worst finals week of my life. He was sweet to notice my suffering?”
  • “He?!”
  • You thought you caught him staring at the stuffed animal oddly, but you shrugged and moved on
  • A few days later, Seven gifted you with a small tiger robot
  • He also brought a bag of different stuffed animals and told you to pick one
  • What was he planning to do with the others though???


  • He was having a really rough day
  • He didn’t even want to move off of the couch
  • In an attempt to comfort him, you bring out your favorite stuffed dolphin and hand it to him
  • You explain that hugging it calms you down
  • As he holds it close to him, he starts opening up
  • He admits that it is comforting and that he used to want one when he was a child
  • But he was never allowed to have any toys
  • You feel so bad, you go out and buy him a stuffed turtle
  • You hand it to him, “This is to help you get out of your shell!”
  • He’s so touched...even if he doesn’t show it


  • He had bought you this stuffed Koala as part of a Valentine’s day gift
  • Now every time you sent him pictures on Clapchat, you featured the Koala
  • He always got a kick out of it because you got creative with your photos
  • You would always dress it up in something from your house
  • One time you put sunglasses on it
  • Another time you put your scarves on it
  • You were so obsessed with it
  • He found it really cute and really sweet
  • It became a little inside joke between you two

Check out our other headcanons~ Masterlist

otakugirl-art  asked:

Head canons for Tracer, Reaper, Soldier 76, Zenyatta and Roadhog at the beach/pool.

~*Thinks about Reaper’s thighs in tight swim trunks. Fans self.* The thirst never ends, my friends.


  • She’s got goggle marks on her face and weird tan lines. She’s also red as a lobster. Put some sunscreen on her, please. She needs it. She’ll fry without it.
  • immediately asks everyone if they want to play volleyball. No one wants to because she gets so intense. Those unfortunate souls who say yes aren’t ready for the beat downs she’s about to hand out.  
  • She’s a dolphin at heart. One minute she’s on one side of the pool and then you blink and she’s on the other side. She’s so fast. She’s also a fan of dunking. Just imagine peacefully floating in the water and then she pops out of the water like Jason. It’s a terrifying experience. but fun.


  • He hates the beach. He doesn’t like finding and everywhere. However, he likes the pool. He’ll grab a ridciliously large umbrella to shield himself and kick back with a book.
  • Don’t get him wet. Just don’t do it. The only way to get him into the pool is if someone asks him to play a round of Chicken. He will never pass up a chance to knock someone into the water. 
  • Once he’s in the pool/ocean however, good luck getting him out. He’s not leaving. He lives there now. Death swims among you

Soldier 76

  • He lets everyone bury him in the sand. Not too deep though. One time, he let Reaper bury him up to his neck and then Reaper put a bucket over his head and left him there. He was stuck for a good hour before another member found him. Lucio’s scream was funny to hear when he lifted the bucket. 
  • He likes to float in inner tubes at the pool. He’ll just kick back on one and float for hours. He’s had it flipped over more than once. Not going to name names. Reaper. 
  • Big fan of the game Chicken. He’ll be the bottom or the top. Hee Hee. It doesn’t matter as long as they win. He’s let Reaper on his shoulders before and when they’re a team, the enemy doesn’t stand a chance. They’re an unstoppable force. 


  • Doesn’t like getting wet. He once got into a pool on the wrong side and immediately sank to the bottom. He was fine but Genji nearly had a heart attack and died (Again.) He’ll sit in the shallow ends and splash around with his feet. 
  • Did someone ask for a life guard? No? Well, you have one anyway. You will obey the pool/beach rules. There is no negotiation. ‘I don’t care if Tracer dunked you first, McCree, there is no rough housing in the pool.’ 
  • At the beach, he likes to collect sea glass and shells. He brings them home to Genji and keeps pretty ones as souvenirs. 


  • This man can make a mean sand castle. Zenyatta supplies shell fragments for decoration. Don’t knock his sand castle over. He’ll walk off of this beach in handcuffs. 
  • He’s the bottom half of the game chicken. He’s also the person that tries to make the other bottom half trip. He’s willing to fight dirty. No one can knock him over. He’s an immovable wall of determination. Immovable wall vs. Unstoppable force. Who will win? No one wins. They get kicked out of the pool by Zenyatta for rough housing. 
  • Loves to canon ball. Tracer always cheers him on. He makes huge waves when he finally hits the water. He really likes being under the surface. Down there, everything’s quiet and peaceful. He’d be a fish if he could. 

(Requests are open!!)

Listen everyone, calm down. There are plenty of wrestlers left on the Smackdown Live roster, like Randy Orton and, uh, those interchangeable tag team men, and … uh … (squints at writing on hand) “Dolphin Zuniga.” 

anonymous asked:

@the guy who has a dolphin patronus how the heck can you hate dolphins? they're fast. they're cute. trainers can ride on their backs like a horse or a skateboard. they have been known to save fishermen from drowning. wth bud

I agree that dolphins are cool, but let’s be fair. People can like and dislike whatever animals they choose. Again, if I could choose between a dolphin or a dragon, I’d go with dragon. So if I was handed a dolphin I’d be disappointed because of the options available.

Also to be fair, dolphins can be jerks when they want to be. They’ve been known to pick on other creatures and even kill them. I had a book when I was younger that had illustrations of this group of dolphins completely destroying this hammerhead shark. Like they blew him out of the water… literally.

what if drunk kanan looks melancholic and mysterious, adding to her popularity and number of fans, bc she gets really quiet but she’s actually just musing things like “what if dolphins have hands” and “oh theres free breadsticks maru likes breadsticks right how many breadsteaks can i shove into my hoodie without anyone noticing”

The Stork (Sam x Reader, fluff, requested drabble)

Just some simple & short fluff! Based on an anon request for a fic of Sam and Reader explaining to Cassie that they don’t want children. s/o to @uncharted-hoe​ bc I reference Great British Bake Off in this and she has me obsessed with that show (Candice n Selasi yaass). Enjoy! xx

Word Count: 2,240


It’s Cassie’s fourth birthday, and you and Sam are running late.

“Step on it!” you tell him, hitting his shoulder playfully as he only just makes it through that yellow light. The two of you had been bantering back and forth the entire car ride. There’s a strict no banter rule when it comes to you and Sam in the Drake household that had been in place ever since Cassie was born due to the fact that more often than not it devolved into lewd humour laced with explicit language. Typical.

That being the case, you’d decided to get as much of it out in the car as possible.

“Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!” Sam exclaims, drumming his hands on the wheel half to the beat of some 80s rock song on the radio and half in delight at the copious amounts of pirate pick-up lines he had stashed away.

“Oh, god,” you groan, leaning your head back against the headrest dramatically.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

i'm sad and need you to tell me nice things about mike latta

1. When he talks to his dog he gets this soft and warm voice that’s exploding with love.

2. his arms are the size of his head easily

3. he has given tom a cute little nickname (grumpy) and just lets him know every now and then that he misses him.

4. basically is the most loving player in the world.

5. he tripled the amount of goals he scored in a single season this season !!!!!

6. He wished happy birthday to tom in a really cute, genuine way and tom made us all freak out by adding “and daddy” to the list of things he was to Mike. omg.


8. he kissed Karl Alzner and was not phased by it at all. even posting the picture on his own twitter.

9. OMFG the tweet with the video from castaway. “me if tom ever tries to move out.” emphasis on the tries.

10. him and tom go on dates to the ripleys aquarium in toronto.

11. that bike thing with andre omfg.


13. the time Andre/maybe tom groped his bare chest to scare him.

14. the fact that he’s such a bro. but a sweet bro. a smiley bro. a bro you bring home to mom.


Why So Late?

Originally posted by jaehyun-nctu

Requested by: None

Genre: Drabble / Fluff

Character(s): Jaehyun

Word Count: 475

Author’s Note: Reuploaded because I wasn’t satisfied with this one either.

You’ve been tossing and turning all night. Your mind was occupied with as many things as it could occupy. It was overwhelming.

It was hard to process all of the information at once and it was starting to give you a headache. “Ugh…” You groaned aloud.

Keep reading