han shot first

Connor Murphy probably aggressively loves Star Wars.

And I don’t just mean tiny Connor Murphy.

I mean 17 year old “Anakin Skywalker is a fucking pussy”, dressed up at the midnight premier of Episode 7, “Han shot first” Connor Murphy.

Cynthia probably bought him like three lightup lightsabers when he was a kid and he’d still have them. He definitely went as Han Solo for Halloween. Zoe probably has a Darth Vader mask.

Cynthia once tried to get a cute Facebook photo for May 4th with them together as Luke and Leia, except Zoe really wanted to be Luke, so Connor just twisted up his hair in Leia buns without a thought. Zoe totally laughed at him but Connor was just “You’re going to laugh at the most dangerous senator/general/princess/rebel you’ve ever seen? I think not.”

Quote Prompts

1.       “Fancy meeting you here.” “I live here.”

2.       “Can you kiss my boo-boo?”

3.       “Why did this happen?” “Because sometimes life sucks.”

4.       “So I was thinking-“ “That’s a first.”

5.       “Disney World is the happiest place on earth, so smile.”

6.       “So before you go out there I just want to warn you someone broke in and destroyed our lamp. Thank god nothing was stolen.”

7.       “You can’t marry him.” “Why?” “Because you are supposed to marry me.”

8.       “Okay but hear me out, I’m pretty sure Bruce Wayne is Batman.”

9.       “I loved you. Do you understand that? I LOVED YOU!”

10.   “I hate you.” “No you don’t.”

11.   “Do you think birds are scared of heights?”

12.   “It’s always been you.”

13.   “How do you burn water?”

14.   “I think we should date.” “I think you should leave.”

15.   “If T-Rex’s had such big heads, how did they even sleep without falling over?”

16.   “It was an accident, I swear.”

17.   “I can’t. I’m sorry, I just can’t.”

18.   “You don’t like chocolate?” “No I’m not a fan of candy.” “Who are you?!” 

19.   “It’s like this every Thursday.”

20.   “Come get me?” “I’m on my way.”

21.   “So let me get this straight, Vader in German means father? He was literally called Darth Father!?”

22.   “So is that a no?”

23.   “I never wanted any of this to happen, you have to believe me.”

24.   “I wish for once, things would work out in my favor.”

25.   “Keep your head up kiddo.” “I’m older than you.”

26.   “Do you ever sleep?”

27.   “I think if dogs could talk they would get annoying quick.”

28.   “Once upon a time this was entertaining, now I just want to die of boredom.”

29.   “You jump, I jump.” “Oh my God, quit it with the Titanic references.” 

30.   “We should run away.”

31.   “Does anything ever last?”

32.   “You’ll be there right?” “Stop me if you can babe.”

33.   “I just think the life of a hobo wouldn’t be all that bad.” “You are literally homeless.” “So much freedom!”

34.   “Aww look at the happy couple.” “We’re brother and sister.”

35.   “If you tell them it’s my birthday to get free cake, so help me I will strangle you.”

36.   “Please. Please stay.”

37.   “I can’t live like this.”

38.   “That’s your third cookie.” “So what’s your point?”

39.   “Is this how it really ends?”

40.   “That’s it, I’m leaving.”

41.   “Someone is grumpy.” “Someone wants to die today.”

42.   “Weird, in that sweater you look just like my mom.”

43.   “How do you do that?” “What?” “Make me fall for you all over again?”

44.   “There was a time that line would have worked.”

45.   “How do I look?” “Well if you are going for drop dead sexy you nailed it, now change.”

46.   “What if we get caught?” “Then I bail and blame everything on you.”

47.   “I just wanted this to work out.”

48.   “I can’t live without you, why did you have to go?”

49.   “Hans Solo shot first, just saying.” “Oh so that’s what we are going to do today? Fight?”

50.   “I still love you.”