Laurens: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Alexander: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Hercules: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Alexander: But I heard a siren?

Laurens: That was Lafayette.

Lafayette: I’m sorry, I got nervous.

“Hamilton, while ridiculously popular, is still a good show and we should stop hating on people for liking it,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 3rd row stands: decent human beings.


HERE IS MY 32 SLIDE PRESENTATION ON JOHN LAURENS!!! im sorry if the grammar is bad and spelling is bad i did this in 3 hours and i have a fever.

I based the power point off of this post from @john-laurens  , who has such an amazing blog full of research!! anyone interested in John Laurens go check out their blog if you already haven’t!

Here is the post about those 5 words by @ciceroprofacto

Sorry its so long and i hope you all enjoy and love John Laurens


Look into your eyes and the sky’s the limit, I’m helpless!

Battle Of Monmouth

Hamilton: Where is Lee?

Washington: Hang on

Washington : *clears throat*

Washington: *breathes in*


Lee: *smashes through the wall* RETREEEEEAT

Washington: Found him

Alexander: We need to talk about-

Eliza: These letters were already on fire when I got here.

Alexander: What?

Eliza: What?

i made a thing

i never said it was a good thing

What freaks out certain fandoms

Steven Universe: Gem shards

Star vs the forces of evil: Fingers

Hamilton: Counting to ten but ending at seven

Gravity falls: Triangles

Be more chill: Mountain Dew and Wintergreen tic tacs

Dear Evan Hansen: Having to EMAIL people

Heathers: Red scrunchies

Dan and Phil: Homophobes (chill guys it’s a joke. I’m gay too so it’s not meant in that way.)

21 CHUMP STREET: When someone offers you money

Holosexuals: Fake holo

Twenty øne piløts: When you take a picture and the face is blurry

Fanders: Lying and broken crayons

Wicked: unswankified places

Aaaand that’s all I could think of this was funnier in my head. I’m in a lot more fandoms, but I couldn’t think of stuff for them.

anonymous asked:

alexander ties Thomas' shoe laces together without him noticing until it's too late (since he's short) and hes mad-

Jefferson: What’s up shorty!

Alexander: You know Thomas you shouldn’t pick on people that aren’t taller than you. You may never know when karma might hit you.

Jefferson: Oh please. Did your wife tell you that this morning so you can tell me that, I’m sorry but I see a short guy like you when I see one.

Alexander: Okay… I think I heard enough I think I am gonna go back to wor- *bumps into Jefferson and his glasses fall off*

Jefferson: Geez Hamilton! Watch where you’re going!

Alexander: I’m sorry… Let me find my glasses and I’ll be on my way.

Jefferson: Well hurry up, I got very important things to do today and I can’t let you waste my time.

Alexander: *secretly unties his shoes and ties his shoe laces together* Don’t worry Jefferson I won’t take too long. *picks up his glasses and his books* See you at the meeting later on Jefferson. *walks away*

Jefferson: Finally.

Madison: Thomas! Are you ready to go to lunch?

Jefferson: Yep! I’m all ready to g- *starts walking until he falls down*

Madison: *runs up to him* Thomas! Are you okay?

Jefferson: Yeah… I don’t know how that happened but I think I’ll be fine…

Madison: Thomas your shoes…

Jefferson: What? What’s wrong with them?

Madison: Your shoes are tied together.

Jefferson: What? *looks at his shoes and sees them ties together in a big knot* HAMILTON!