hamilton oh

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“A game of chess, where France is Queen and Kingless”

”Enough. Hamilton is right”

“But sir, do we not fight for freedom?“

Me: *takes a deep breath*

Me, yelling at full volume: HOW DOES A RAGTAG VOLUNTEER ARMY IN NEED OF A SHOWER SOMEHOW DEFEAT A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER HOW DO WE EMERGE VICTORIOUS FROM THE QUAGMIRE LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD WAVING BESTY ROSS’S FLAG HIGHER YO TURNS OUT WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON AN IMMIGRANT YOU KNOW AND LOVE WHO’S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN HE’S CONSTANTLY CONFUSING CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN LAFAYETTE IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING RED COATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS LAFAYETTE AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP TILL I MAKE EM DROP BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS IM LAFAYETTE WATCH ME ENGAGING EM ESCAPING EM ENRAGING EM IM LAFAYETTE I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS LAFAYETTE I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS AND SHIPS AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROCHAMBEAU CONSOLIDATE THEIR GIFTS WE CAN END THIS WAR AT YORKTOWN CUT THEM OFF AT SEA BUT FOR THIS TO SUCCEED THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE WE NEED I KNOW HAMILTON SO HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN A TRENCH INGENUITIVE AND FLUENT IN FRENCH I MEAN HAMILTON SO YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO USE HIM EVENTUALLY WHAT’S HE GONNA DO ON THE BENCH I MEAN HAMILTON NO ONE HAS MORE RESILIENCE OR MATCHES MY PRACTICAL TACTICAL BRILLIANCE HAMILTON YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK HAMILTON I NEED MY RIGHT HAND BACK YEAH UH GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK I MEAN YOU GOTTA PUT SOME THOUGHT IN THE LETTER BUT THE SOONER THE BETTER TO GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK ALEXANDER HAMILTON TROOPS ARE WAITING IN THE FIELDS FOR YOU IF YOU JOIN US RIGHT NOW TOGETHER WE CAN TURN THE TIDES OH ALEXANDER HAMILTON I HAVE SOLDIERS THAT WILL YIELD FOR YOU IF WE MANAGE TO GET THIS RIGHT THEY’LL SURRENDER BY EARLY LIGHT THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME ALEXANDERRR