hamburger eats you!

people around here are so weirdly intense about the “fish on Fridays” thing like damn I love fish but half the people all up in arms about eating meat on Fridays 1) aren’t Catholic and 2) don’t even go to church or otherwise do anything Christian-like besides follow some weirdass rules

35. Playing Teekesselchen as a child because of all the words with more than one meaning. A “Hamburger”… can you eat it? Is it a person? Who knows!