anonymous asked:

A short story: "Fuck Hamilton..." Madison said. "I'M TRYING!!!" Jefferson, Burr and Washington yelled in unison. Hamilton walks by with Eliza. There is a nervous blush on Ham's face, which only deepens when Eliza responds with a blunt, "I already do." The End.

11/10 perfect story, I give it 100 kudos

everyone wants Ham’s booty but Eliza already has it

My yummy breakfast this morning: ham and cheese croissants (by the brand Genius)! Put in the grill for a few minutes to make them nice and flaky and then microwaved briefly with the ham and extra mature cheddar filling. Oh how I love stumbling on these croissants in the reduced section. ♥♥♥