ham chat

the real hamtaro discourse:

to the fucker who stole my Harmony ham ham toy from me in 2nd grade.. fuck u.. u’ve caused me grief for the past 12 years and i hope u feel bad

{1} Shit-Chat (Hamilton x Reader)

(A/N): FILLER THAT WILL EXPLAIN ITSELF ON THE WAY ENJOY THE NEW SERIES I RUSHED THIS ONE IM SORRY ILL FIX PLOT HOLES LATER

ROLE-CALL

ItsCold: Aaron Burr. Older twin brother to Theodosia Burr. Single. Male, Queer (has never specified), he/him.

Hamilsin: Alexander Hamilton. In a relationship with John Laurens, used to be poly with Elizabeth Schuyler. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

TurtleneckSwtr: John Laurens. In a relationship with Alexander Hamilton, used to be poly with Elizabeth Schuyler. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

BettyBets: Elizabeth “Eliza” Schuyler. Middle child Schuyler. In a relationship with Maria Reynolds, used to be ploy with Alexander and John. Female, Demisexual/Pansexual, she/her.

AngelTheAngle: Angelica Schuyler. Eldest Schuyler. Single. Female, Bicurious, she/her.

Pegster: Margarita “Peggy” Schuyler. Youngest Schuyler. Single. Demigirl, Panromantic, she/her or they/them.

Rad_Baugette: Marquis de Lafayette. In a relationship with Hercules Mulligan. Androgynous, Pansexual, they/them.

Hunkcules: Hercules Mulligan. In a relationship with Lafayette. Male, Pansexual. he/him.

GWashingturnt: George Washington. Married to Martha Washington. Male, Queer (has never specified), he/him.

mommamartha: Martha Washington. Married to George Washington. Female, Bisexual, she/her.

RedViVibes: Thomas Jefferson. In a relationship with James Madison. Male, Pansexual, he/him.

Jemmy_MadHatter/JemmyAndJams/JamesTheJem: James Madison. In a relationship with Thomas. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

KingOfAll: George Frederick. (aka King George iii). Single. Male, bisexual (mostly gay tho), he/him.

BonBonjour: Louis-Auguste Capet (aka Louis XVI of France aka the French king during the American Revolution). Single. Male, asexual, he/him.

Theodopesia: Theodosia Bartow Burr. Younger twin sister to Aaron Burr. Single. Demigirl, bisexual, she/her.

Mariatheliar: Maria Reynolds. In a relationship with Eliza, noteable high school sweetheart of Alexander. Female, bisexual, she/her.

DotDotDolley: Dolley Payne. Single. Female, gray-panromantic, she/her or they/them.

And finally

momma(Name): (Name) (Last Name). Single (for now). Gender non-conformative (for the sake of this fic), pansexual (for the sake of this fic), they/them (for the sake of this fic)

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Hamilsin opened a new group chat!

Hamilsin added ItsCold, BettyBets, AngeltheAngle, Pegster, Rad_Baugette, Hunkcules, RedViVibes, Jemmy_MadHatter, Mariahtheliar, TurtleneckSwtr, GWashingturnt, mommamartha, KingOfAll, BonBonjour, Theodopesia, DotDotDolly, and momma(Name) to the group chat!

Hamilsin renamed the group chat!

#TeamCoca

ItsCold: What is this

ItsCold: Why so many people

Pegster: ITS GONNA GET L I T

AngeltheAngle: shut up peggy ur only 20 you cant get lit

Hamilsin: that?? saltiness?? is?? not?? Needed??

Pegster: is this still about your wheat thins

Pegster: im sorry about your wheat thins

TurtleneckSwtr: IM SCREAMING THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE HERE

momma(Name): #ripAngelicaswheatthins

Hamilsin: why do you have matching usernames with my mom??

Mariahtheliar: ow???

RedViVibes: ow????

Hamilsin: EW EW EW GET THOTMAS AWAY FROM ME

RedViVibes: OW????

Jemmy_MadHatter: Who changed my username and why?

Jemmy_MadHatter: Also, Alex stop being so fucking salty.

Jemmy_MadHatter: I have receipts.

Pegster: wow okay jeMMY

TurtleneckSwtr: don’t mess with james he will drag you

momma(Name): please don’t hurt me

Jemmy_MadHatter: i will never <333

momma(Name): <33333

RedViVibes: </3

Jemmy_MadHatter: <3333333333333333

Hamilsin: ewww mom they are doing the love thing

RedViVibes: Alex I will legit run into your dorm room and fight you

BettyBets: what

BettyBets: please dont

BettyBets: like dont

RedViVibes: why are you in there??

Hamilsin: WHY ARE YOU IN THERE??

BettyBets: um,,

Rad_Baugette: No reason ;)

momma(Name): please don’t do that it makes me uncomfortable

Pegster: (Name) you say that about everyone

momma(Name): yeah because im  / / e d g y \ \

Hamilsin: stop.

AngeltheAngle: ITS NOT A PHASE MOM

AngeltheAngle: THIS IS THE REAL ME

GWashingturnt: Um get off your phone please.

GWashingturnt: Miss Angelica we’re supposed to be reading please stop I can hear something youthful and hip playing back there.

ItsCold: I CAN HEAR IT OH NO ANGELICA

AngeltheAngle: OH YES ANGELICA

AngeltheAngle: IT ABOUT GONNA BE THE FORMATION TOUR IN THIS J OI NT

Pegster: I WANT TO JOIN OMG

Pegster: QUEEEEEEN

KingOfAll: I see the word queen im here

Hamilsin: hi rich white kid

KingOfAll: hi young minority upstart :D

Rad_Baugette: WOW THANKS FOR MAKING IT HIT HOME

Hamilsin: ouCH

BettyBets: tbh isnt that all of us except for george??

GWashingturnt: ???

BettyBets: no you’re George

BettyBets: the white rich British kid is george

momma(Name): ya’ll its almost 4 am where I am please shut up

Pegster: YE E T

Reblog if you’ve actually gone “ticky-ticky-ticky” while walking, “badda-badda-badda” while running, or  “krmp-krmp-krmp” while eating.

Or used any other Ham-Chat for an everyday action.

  • Server: Can I get you anything else sir?
  • Man: Yeah, I'll take a side of ham please.
  • Server: Um, sure.
  • **server returns in 5 minutes with a side of ham**
  • Server: Here you go. Anything else I can get for you?
  • Man: Yeah, can I get a side of ham please?
  • Server: Uh... ham? Sure... be right back.
  • **server returns in 5 minutes with a side of ham**
  • Server: One slice of ham. Anything else?
  • Man: Ya know, I'd love a side of ham.
  • Server: Sir?? This is the 14th slice of ham I have brought to you???
  • Man: Oh, I'm so sorry. I suffer from hamnesia.
{2} Shit-Chat (Hamilton x Reader)

(A/N): Should i make this more of an x reader because if not then im gonna make it super Gay™

ROLE-CALL

ItsCold: Aaron Burr. Older twin brother to Theodosia Burr. Single. Male, Queer (has never specified), he/him.

Hamilsin: Alexander Hamilton. In a relationship with John Laurens, used to be poly with Elizabeth Schuyler. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

TurtleneckSwtr: John Laurens. In a relationship with Alexander Hamilton, used to be poly with Elizabeth Schuyler. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

BettyBets: Elizabeth “Eliza” Schuyler. Middle child Schuyler. In a relationship with Maria Reynolds, used to be ploy with Alexander and John. Female, Demisexual/Pansexual, she/her.

AngelTheAngle: Angelica Schuyler. Eldest Schuyler. Single. Female, Bicurious, she/her.

Pegster: Margarita “Peggy” Schuyler. Youngest Schuyler. Single. Demigirl, Panromantic, she/her or they/them.

Rad_Baugette: Marquis de Lafayette. In a relationship with Hercules Mulligan. Androgynous, Pansexual, they/them.

Hunkcules: Hercules Mulligan. In a relationship with Lafayette. Male, Pansexual. he/him.

GWashingturnt: George Washington. Married to Martha Washington. Male, Queer (has never specified), he/him.

mommamartha: Martha Washington. Married to George Washington. Female, Bisexual, she/her.

RedViVibes: Thomas Jefferson. In a relationship with James Madison. Male, Pansexual, he/him.

Jemmy_MadHatter/JemmyAndJams/JamesTheJem: James Madison. In a relationship with Thomas. Male, Bisexual, he/him.

KingOfAll: George Frederick. (aka King George iii). Single. Male, bisexual (mostly gay tho), he/him.

BonBonjour: Louis-Auguste Capet (aka Louis XVI of France aka the French king during the American Revolution). Single. Male, asexual, he/him.

Theodopesia: Theodosia Bartow Burr. Younger twin sister to Aaron Burr. Single. Demigirl, bisexual, she/her.

Mariatheliar: Maria Reynolds. In a relationship with Eliza, noteable high school sweetheart of Alexander. Female, bisexual, she/her.

DotDotDolley: Dolley Payne. Single. Female, gray-panromantic, she/her or they/them.

And finally

momma(Name): (Name) (Last Name). Single (for now). Gender non-conformative (for the sake of this fic), pansexual (for the sake of this fic), they/them (for the sake of this fic)

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TurtleneckSwtr renamed the groupchat!

what the fuck con 2016

momma(Name): YA’LL THERE ARE TWO PRO F E SS O R S HERE

TurtleneckSwtr: yo but the washingtons are cool

GWashingturnt: Mr. Laurens, please change the group chat name to something more appropriate.

TurtleneckSwtr: yo but martha washington is cool

Pegster: oH

AngletheAngel: someone hide jacky he’s gonna get plummeted by gwash

mommamartha: <333 @ possible son in law

Hamilsin: mA

mommamartha: Alex you’re like so gay so be quiet???

BettyBets: I am ½ of his signif other and i can agree to this

Hamilsin: eliZA

TurtleneckSwtr: <333 @ spiritual mum

GWashingturnt: Um you’re going to need my blessing soo

TurtleneckSwtr: <33333333333333333333333 @ Professor GWash

Pegster renamed the group chat!

honey nut queerios

momma(Name): accurate

Jemmys_LongDick: WHO KEEPS CHANGING MY USERNAME

RedViVibes: I can confirm this^

TurtleneckSwtr: THOMAS YOU MADE ALEX SPIT HIS FOOD OUT NOW HE CRYING LOOK WHAT YOU DID

Hunkcules: POOR BB

TurtleneckSwtr: ELIZA STOP LAUGHING AT HIM HE’S IN PAIN

BettyBets: IM cR YI NG

JemmyAndJams: THERE I CHANGED IT TELL HIM I CHANGED IT

RedViVibes: I liked the previous username

RedViVibes: can you change it tonight ;)

Hamilsin kicked RedViVibes out of the group chat!

Hamilsin: NO M O R E

JemmyAndJams: Alex, please

ItsCold: Alex, please.

Hamilsin: JEFFERSIN IS ON TIME OUT

AngeltheAngle: what did I miss

Pegster: d i s c o u r s e

AngeltheAngle: so like nothing unusual??

TurtleneckSwtr: Alex is crawling around our dorm and its weird

AngeltheAngle: like i said before nothing unusual??

ItsCold: Is anyone willing to have a small study meeting with me? It will be in the library two streets down, since SOME PEOPLE are kicked out of the school library for a month.

BettyBets: who is it this time

BettyBets: john i have faith in you

TurtleneckSwtr: well you see here

BettyBets: JOHN

Hamilsin: ITS ALL DR. FRANKLIN’S FAULT OKAY WE WERENT MAKING OUT

TurtleneckSwtr: we were making out

BettyBets: oH MY GOD

BettyBets: WITHOUT M E

Pegster: ew???

Hamilsin: IT WAS JUST A FEW KISSES HERE AND THERE

momma(Name): i was there and that was not the case

momma(Name): what made it worst was that they were in the mANGA SECTION

Rad_Baugette: OUR SCHOOL HAS A  M A N G A SECTIONMFDADBATdfbthsr

TurtleneckSwtr: I WAS THERE BECAUSE ALEX DRAGGED ME

Hamilsin: I JUST REALLY LOVE BLACK BUTLER OKAY

Mariahtheliar: guys i dont think eliza can breath because she is laughing too much

Mariahtheliar: she’s trying to text but the phone keeps falling out of her hand

BettyBets: oH M Y Getahg

Mariahtheliar: thanks guys

Hamilsin: Maria please take care of eliza she needs help

Mariahtheliar: naw its fun seeing her trying to text its pretty cute

Pegster: IM COMING ELIZA I HAVE RITZ CRACKERS AND (NAME)

momma(Name): im gonna eat all the crackers someone take them away from me my phone is all greasy now

ItsCold: I’ve been waiting for a response this whole time guys.

ItsCold: I don’t even know why I bother asking.

momma(Name): AARON DONT WORRY I WOULD LOVE TO GO

momma(Name): JUST FORCE THEO

Theodopesia: im here dont worry

TurtleneckSwtr: !!!

TurtleneckSwtr: Burr!! you!! did!! not!! tell!! us!! theo!! was!! back!!!

Theodopesia: We’ve been back for like two days now??

momma(Name): i mean im with Peggy rn so yeah the trip is kind of done and we’re back?? That explains??

ItsCold: I don’t text here often.

ItsCold: We still have a number of people in this chat who haven’t even opened it yet.

JemmyAndJams: Alex can you please add Thomas back in he won’t stop nagging me

JemmyAndJams: He has nothing better to do

TurtleneckSwtr: He’s writing rn I’ll do it

TurtleneckSwtr added RedViVibes to the group chat!

Hamilsin: when were you admin??

TurtleneckSwtr: I took your phone when you were watching Madoka Magica

Pegster: mmMRPH

AngeltheAngle: WH A T

Hamilsin: john.

Hamilsin: sweetie.

Hamilsin: why do you do this to me.

RedViVibes: WH AT

JemmyAndJams: thomas ive heard you singing the theme song to glitter force so shut the hell up??

Theodopesia: I look away from my phone and this is what pops up??

momma(Name): dont worry theo you’re too pure to be dragged

Theodopesia: <3

Pegster: YE E T

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So this is me, hi, doing a test run of my Sally makeup ( and being a ham on snap chat) which I will be wearing for mickey’s not so scary Halloween party on the 13th. The makeup is EXTREMELY PATCHY( as you can see on my nose), if anybody has any tips or tricks for evening out white/blue make up, I need all the help I can get please

And thank you to @geekywotter and @daisydoll for the tips for my costume, it worked out great using the sewing machine to attach the patches first, now I just have to finish the stitches, once everything is done I will post the finished product.

Last thought, I’m gonna try keeping up with my snap chat, if anyone would be interested in watching me and my boyfriends goofy antics during our trip, I might post some of our adventures in Disney there