um wow stacy i really wish i could write you an essay about how great you are and i probably will but i’ll have you know i wish you the best of birthdays and that if anyone gets you down rip their hearts out ok.

Okay okay seriously you’re fucking awesome and I’m glad I met you this year. So really, have a great fucking birthday and fuck you for being older than I am.

Also let me try that essay thing.

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