halloweeny

random ten things

tagged by @thatrandompoet for ten random facts about myself.

1. while i graduated with a bachelor of science degree in computer science, i w*rk as a store manager for a major pharmacy retail chain. been with the company over twenty years.

2. i am often paranoid.

3. i am a quadragenarian.

4. when i did not write, i played a ton of elder scrolls. morrowind, oblivion, skyrim. it was such a waste of time, but i loved it.

5. i am awkward. i have very little coordination, never had it. i run weird.

6. i collect skulls. (not real ones, they’re too expensive.) lifelike ones are the best. clearly, i’m a halloweenie.

7. i have two cats, theo & madison. theo believes he is a dog. speaking of, in april we got a little terror–err–terrier mix, lily. she thinks, i believe, that she is a cat.

8. i am a very patient person. except when i am not. on a scale of 1-10, i am either a 1 or a 10.

9. you already know that i thrive on coffee. i used to take it extra cream, extra sugar. (ew.) now it is just black. preferrably iced.

10. with my writing, poem or otherwise, i mostly aim for the weird. if i can at least make you raise an eyebrow, i have done my job.

ah… stuff. i won’t tag anyone else with this, unless you’d like to be.

  • 28th September:OMG OMG HALLOWEEEEEN
  • 29th September:JHSDLHDKJAKJH HALLOWEEEEEEEEEN
  • 30th September:FUCK FUCK IT THE 1ST OF HALLOWEEN TOMORROW GUYS GUYS HALLOWEEN EVERYWHERE
  • 1st October:FUUUUUUUUUUCK IT HALLOWEEEEEEN MONTH YAASS
  • 2nd October:WOWOWOWOWOW.....
  • 3rd October:okay this is getting old now.
  • .... but yay halloween
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  • 31st October:....... ???????????? what no one told me its halloween today my dash is empty of halloween wat.