halloween sound effects

MBTI types as Parks and Recreation quotes

ISTJ: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” - Ron Swanson

ISTP: “There’s only one thing that I hate more than lying - skimmed milk. Which is water lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson

ISFJ: “I think that Comic Sans always screams fun, right?” - Jerry Gergich

ISFP: “I really only listen to Hawaiian death reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.” - April Ludgate

INTJ: “The air is too fresh. It’s disgusting. I can’t breathe. There’s a brook somewhere that won’t stop babbling. Shut up!” - April Ludgate

INTP:  “You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.” - Ben Wyatt

INFJ: “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but at what cost?!” - Ann Perkins

INFP: “I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth.” - Chris Traeger

ESTJ: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.” - Ron Swanson

ESTP: “Yes, I’m a hunter… And it’s ‘you’ season.” - Donna Meagle

ESFJ: “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.” - Leslie Knope

ESFP: “When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewelry and go clubbin’.” - Jean-Ralphio

ENTJ: “Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” - Ron Swanson

ENTP: “Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cach.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.’” - Tom Haverford

ENFJ: “I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.” - Leslie Knope

ENFP: “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.” - Andy Dwyer

I’m ashamed of myself. I’ve fallen into a hole of bad, capitalist pop music, something I swore I would never do. I blame the lack of new cast albums. I’ve resorted to Top 40′s. Maybe I should just listen to Halloween sound effects, that would be a better choice. 

No offense but someone should take a road trip to paranormal places in the Midwest with me this summer and we can listen to all my Fall Out Boy cds and make out in the middle of the night at strange rest stops that disappear the next day

PS I also have a Halloween sound effects cd if that like…….sweetens the deal for any of y'all 👀