halloween sound effects

omgcp characters as parks and rec quotes
  • bitty: the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself
  • jack: when i was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me
  • shitty: if i had to have a stripper's name, it would be equality
  • lardo: guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love
  • ransom: if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair
  • holster: wine is crying juice
  • nursey: i really only listen to, like, german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. and bette midler. obviously
  • dex: i typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have..."network connectivity problems"
  • chowder: you're like an angel with no wings
SNK Characters as Parks & Rec Quotes

Eren: “One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn’t know what to do. I just moved.”

Mikasa: “I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.”

Armin: “I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible…but you have them.”

Jean: “I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.”

Marco: “Hi Marco. It’s Marco. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.”

Annie: “Men’s rights is nothing.”

Reiner: “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

Bertl: “I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Historia Reiss is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big, scientists did experiments on me. I once threw a beer at a titan and then it ate my friend Marcel.”

Ymir: “Oh, Historia. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.”

Historia: “You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses… Ovaries before brovaries.”

Connie: “I’m fart and smunny and I’m a prize.”

Sasha: “My body’s like a chip too. A potato chip [laughs nervously] No…”

Erwin: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth, cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening.”

Levi: “I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes”

Hanji: “Levi, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”

Mike: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Nanaba: “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?!”

Zeke: “ We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.” And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.”

Porco: “I love games that turn people against each other.”

Pieck: “I was sobbing at a pizza buffet, and they asked me to leave.”

MBTI types as Parks and Recreation quotes

ISTJ: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” - Ron Swanson

ISTP: “There’s only one thing that I hate more than lying - skimmed milk. Which is water lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson

ISFJ: “I think that Comic Sans always screams fun, right?” - Jerry Gergich

ISFP: “I really only listen to Hawaiian death reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.” - April Ludgate

INTJ: “The air is too fresh. It’s disgusting. I can’t breathe. There’s a brook somewhere that won’t stop babbling. Shut up!” - April Ludgate

INTP:  “You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.” - Ben Wyatt

INFJ: “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but at what cost?!” - Ann Perkins

INFP: “I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth.” - Chris Traeger

ESTJ: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.” - Ron Swanson

ESTP: “Yes, I’m a hunter… And it’s ‘you’ season.” - Donna Meagle

ESFJ: “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.” - Leslie Knope

ESFP: “When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewelry and go clubbin’.” - Jean-Ralphio

ENTJ: “Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” - Ron Swanson

ENTP: “Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cach.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.’” - Tom Haverford

ENFJ: “I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.” - Leslie Knope

ENFP: “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.” - Andy Dwyer