halloween sound effects

omgcp characters as parks and rec quotes
  • bitty: the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself
  • jack: when i was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me
  • shitty: if i had to have a stripper's name, it would be equality
  • lardo: guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love
  • ransom: if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair
  • holster: wine is crying juice
  • nursey: i really only listen to, like, german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. and bette midler. obviously
  • dex: i typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have..."network connectivity problems"
  • chowder: you're like an angel with no wings
TV Quote Prompts

Originally posted by thenixcat

Send in your prompt number(s) and character(s) of choice! =]

The Office

1. “There are too many people on this planet. We need a new plague.” 

2. “Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.” 

3. “_________, you ignorant slut!” 

4. “I’m not superstitious but I’m a little-stitious.”

5. “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and __________, I’d shoot __________ twice.” 

6. “I am Beyonce, always.” 

7. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” 

8. “Are king-size sheets called president-size sheets in England?” 

9. “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” 

10. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” 

11. “Identity theft is not a joke, _______! Millions of families suffer every year!” 

12. “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.” 

13. “You’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy?” 

14. “You don’t know me; you’ve just seen my penis.” 

15. “Did I stutter?” 

16. “Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”

17. “Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.” 

18. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” 

19. “I really should have a Tweeter account.” 

20. “ _________, you and I are soup snakes.” 

Parks and Recreation 

21. “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”  

22. “I can’t believe we’re at Hogwarts!” 

23. “Now it’s gone and I hate everything.” 

24. “I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effect records from the 1950′s.” 

25. “I know more than you.” 

26. “Whenever ________ asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give them the names of rappers.” 

27. “I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets.” 

28. “I’ve only slept nine hours in the last four days.” 

29. “This isn’t a bagel.” 

30. “It’s for your, uh… boob hats.” 

31. “I love you and I like you.” 

32. “I need you to text me every thirty seconds saying that everything is going to be okay.” 

33. “I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.” 

34. “I am super chill all the time!” 

35. “If I had to have a stripper’s name, it’d be Equality.” 

36. “Everything hurts and I’m dying.” 

37. “I don’t want to be overdramatic but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” 

38. “I took your idea and I made it better.” 

39. “The thing about youth culture is- I don’t understand it.” 

40. “I know this is a trap but I don’t know how.” 


41. “We started a rumor.” 

42. “Could I be wearing any more clothes?” 

43. “They don’t know that we know they know we know.” 

44. “Oh, I wish I could but I don’t want to.” 

45. “ ________ doesn’t share food!” 

46. “God, I love how sexy I am.” 

47. “How long do cats live? Like, assuming you don’t throw them under a bus or something?” 

48. “When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.” 

49. “Why do you have to break up with her? Just be a man and stop calling.” 

50. “That’s right, I stepped up!” 

51. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” 

52. “Seriously, good luck marrying me.” 

53. “He may not be my soul mate but hey, a girl’s gotta eat.” 

54. “The fridge broke and I had to eat everything.” 

55. “Someone ate the only good thing going in my life.” 

56. “I could so easily freak out right now.” 

57. “These are just feelings, they’ll go away.” 

58. “Welcome to the real world, it sucks, you’re gonna love it!” 

59. “And remember, if I’m harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.” 

60. “Over the line? You are so far past the line that you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.” 

How I Met Your Mother

61. “I’ve actually never seen Star Wars.” 

62. “Here’s the thing __________, I’m snuggly and you’re not.” 

63. “You know what I’d like to do right now? I’d like to hold your hand.” 

64. “Hey, Baby, It’s me. Can you bail me out of jail?” 

65. “Maybe the old lady with the face tattoo is right.” 

66. “Be careful, __________, revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.” 

67. “The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.” 

68. “Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and just be awesome, instead.” 

69. “Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.” 

70. “I wish I could help but my hands are tied. Oh wait, that was last night.” 

71. “My panties would hit the floor so hard they’d end up halfway to China.” 

72. “People like being lied to. They just don’t like finding out they’ve been lied to.” 

73. “I want to fill a pillowcase with dead batteries and beat you with it.” 

74. “New is always better.” 

75. “I will throw you off of this roof!” 

76. “Lie to me right now.” 

77. “We’ll see it when we see it.” 

78. “The three date rule is insane! Who even came up with that?”

79. “Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.” 

80. “One dollar, two bags of gummy bears! It’s like I don’t even care what happens the rest of the day.” 

That 70′s Show

81. “You’re breaking up the band, Yoko!” 

82. “Are you sober?” 

83. “Where’s my candy you son of a bitch?” 

84. “Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.” 

85. “The gym, or as I like to call it, the Institute of things I can’t do.” 

86. “I have a black eye and I need ice.” 

87. “I was kinda just hoping to get by on my looks.” 

88. “I tell secrets. It’s just who I am.” 

89. “Why cuddle when you can do it?” 

90. “I didn’t know if you like music.” 

91. “It’s a conspiracy.” 

92. “Don’t put me in your fantasies. I don’t even like being in your real life.” 

93. “Play more Zepplin.” 

94. “I’m prepared to fight my way out of here.” 

95. “I am not proud of what I am about to say…” 

96. “I don’t know what you heard but this show ain’t free!” 

97. “But I don’t want to go outside.” 

98. “You should know if you come any closer, I’m not letting you go.” 

99. “I’m gonna close my eyes and, when I open them, there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers.” 

100. “Talking isn’t going to help me, okay? What’s going to help me is, like, drinking.” 

MBTI types as Parks and Recreation quotes

ISTJ: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” - Ron Swanson

ISTP: “There’s only one thing that I hate more than lying - skimmed milk. Which is water lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson

ISFJ: “I think that Comic Sans always screams fun, right?” - Jerry Gergich

ISFP: “I really only listen to Hawaiian death reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.” - April Ludgate

INTJ: “The air is too fresh. It’s disgusting. I can’t breathe. There’s a brook somewhere that won’t stop babbling. Shut up!” - April Ludgate

INTP:  “You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.” - Ben Wyatt

INFJ: “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but at what cost?!” - Ann Perkins

INFP: “I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth.” - Chris Traeger

ESTJ: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.” - Ron Swanson

ESTP: “Yes, I’m a hunter… And it’s ‘you’ season.” - Donna Meagle

ESFJ: “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.” - Leslie Knope

ESFP: “When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewelry and go clubbin’.” - Jean-Ralphio

ENTJ: “Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” - Ron Swanson

ENTP: “Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cach.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.’” - Tom Haverford

ENFJ: “I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.” - Leslie Knope

ENFP: “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.” - Andy Dwyer


Hates Haunts & Sinister Sam - In a Haunted House C-62 (Rundownsun, 2006)

Imagine one of those old Halloween spooky sound effects albums if it were recorded by The Rita.  Well you don’t have to, because he did it, aided by fellow Vancouver noiser Josh of Flatgrey/Rundownsun.  Side A begins like any other cheesy scary sound effects album you heard as a kid, but gets increasingly noisey and chaotic, becoming almost as frightening as gaggles of sugar-hyper children running amok.  Side B presents a collage culled from vintage haunted house and Halloween-related ads.

SNK Characters as Parks & Rec Quotes

Eren: “One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn’t know what to do. I just moved.”

Mikasa: “I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.”

Armin: “I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible…but you have them.”

Jean: “I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.”

Marco: “Hi Marco. It’s Marco. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.”

Annie: “Men’s rights is nothing.”

Reiner: “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

Bertl: “I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Historia Reiss is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big, scientists did experiments on me. I once threw a beer at a titan and then it ate my friend Marcel.”

Ymir: “Oh, Historia. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.”

Historia: “You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses… Ovaries before brovaries.”

Connie: “I’m fart and smunny and I’m a prize.”

Sasha: “My body’s like a chip too. A potato chip [laughs nervously] No…”

Erwin: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth, cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening.”

Levi: “I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes”

Hanji: “Levi, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”

Mike: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Nanaba: “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?!”

Zeke: “ We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.” And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.”

Porco: “I love games that turn people against each other.”

Pieck: “I was sobbing at a pizza buffet, and they asked me to leave.”