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Harry Potter Titles Reimagined

Harry Potter and The Shiny Red Rock of Life
Harry Potter and the Room That No One can Find Cuz it’s a Secret
Harry Potter and the Guy From Wizard Guantanamo Bay
Harry Potter and Cup That Wasn’t Up to Fire Code
Harry Potter and the Firebird People
Harry Potter and the Nickname That Was Better Then Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Three Things of Death
Harry Potter and the Cursed Bros Bein’ Bros

Oh all the comrades that e'er I’ve had
Are sorry for my going away
And all the sweethearts that e'er I’ve had
Would wish me one more day to stay
But since it falls unto my lot
That I should rise and you should not
I’ll gently rise and I’ll softly call
Good night and joy be with you all

who else hears the parting glass and thinks of Harry? just me? ok


make me choose meme

— Lavi or Allen (asked by anonymous)

— Lavi or Kanda (asked by @ranpohedogawa)

Sybil Strikes Back

Say what you will about Sybil Trelawney, but you cannot deny that her fighting style was one of the most unique in the battle of Hogwarts.

“Then, with a bright white flash and a crack, a crystal ball fell on top of his head, and he crumpled to the ground and did not move. ‘I have more!’ shrieked Professor Trelawney from over the banisters. ‘More for any who want them! Here -’ and with a movement like a tennis serve, she heaved another enormous crystal sphere from her bag, waved her wand through the air, and caused the ball to speed across the hall and smash through a window.”

I for one would have loved to see this happen in the film.


Ch36 of Swung by Serafim came out today.  It’s wonderful and a hugs shoutout to @deadcatwithaflamethrower and her betas because they are all of them awesome.  Spoilers in the poem below.

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“There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight-”

“Midnight. Mum always said midnight…but twilight’s fine. Better actually.”