hall of the gods

  • [standing around the broken coffee machine]
  • Aizawa: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Midoriya: I did. I broke it.
  • Aizawa: No. No you didn’t. Kirishima?
  • Kirishima: Don’t look at me. Look at Kaminari.
  • Kaminari: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Kirishima: Oh that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Kaminari: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
  • Kirishima: Suspicious.
  • Kaminari: No it’s not!
  • Sero: If it matters, probably not, but Jirou was the last one to use it.
  • Jirou: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Sero: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Jirou: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Sero!
  • Midoriya: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • Aizawa: No! Who broke it!?
  • Kaminari: … Uraraka has been awfully quiet.
  • Uraraka: REALLY?! Oh my god!
  • [everyone starts arguing]
  • [later]
  • Aizawa: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

“There’s no way I’m ever going to end a movie on a negative note.” 

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ — John Hughes (1950 - 2009)

if any 24 hour period passes without anyone in the world warning markiplier to stay safe, everything physically capable of killing a human being in existence will converge on his location, destroying him and tearing apart the universe itself in the process. markiplier, for the love of god, stay safe!