So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
I did. I broke it.
No. No you didn’t. Kirishima?
Don’t look at me. Look at Kaminari.
What?! I didn’t break it.
Oh that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
No it’s not!
If it matters, probably not, but Jirou was the last one to use it.
Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Sero!
Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
No! Who broke it!?
… Uraraka has been awfully quiet.
REALLY?! Oh my god!
[everyone starts arguing]
I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
if any 24 hour period passes without anyone in the world warning markiplier to stay safe, everything physically capable of killing a human being in existence will converge on his location, destroying him and tearing apart the universe itself in the process. markiplier, for the love of god, stay safe!