half the time i don't think i know what i'm doing


I haven’t seen any Parsley fanart
That’s unacceptable

THIS WAS VERY… Experimental? There’s a few things I’m not happy with but overall I’m trying to improve my poses and effects…. Y’know. So that they’re not always stuck at the same ¾ angle. So please excuse any mistakes, I’m just…. learning, I guess!

I’ve included a version WITH the Lucidia on it, and without- Cause I couldn’t decide which I liked more.

hands are hard

[Parsley belongs to @loverofpiggies!]

Oh hey so I made that warlock of the Raven Queen today!

Anyone wanna listen to me talk about her? Yes? No? I’ll tell you anyway.

So I’ve not really figured out what she was doing before she was… 18-ish? I mean.. what do kids even usually do in the dnd-verse? go to school?? is that a thing?? dunno. But at around 18-19 she started stealing things, breaking into places, that sort of thing, to make money. Most of the money probably went into food and all that but she always made sure to give a part of it to the local temple (/some other form of charity). She learned to be quite a successful cat burglar, and maybe even made a bit of a reputation for herself, she was probably caught once or twice but usually managed to break her way out of holding and just hid somewhere for a while. She also kind of dated this awesome half-elf girl, who also happened to be a very reliable fence, for a while. It was a really casual thing though, they were never anything serious (also she’s. like. so gay. (which i believe has somehow become like a theme for underlings of the RQ?? i’m okay with this.))

Then, she managed to somehow make some really powerful enemies in the criminal world (maybe she broke into the wrong place, maybe she stole something important, maybe she made out with someone’s girlfriend, who knows) and she had to go into hiding. She’s about 22? at this point. This is also the last time she saw that fence girl, I’m really hoping they meet again at some point. She managed to stay hidden for a while, probably moving from city to city, but eventually those enemies found her and they tried to kill her by burning down the house she was in at night. And they succeeded. Sort of.

As she was dying, or dead, or something, she had a vision of the Raven Queen. She was offered a deal; she could survive the fire and continue her life if she swore to help track down and recover an important artifact (maybe???) that was stolen, probably from like some ancient temple ruin or something. She agreed to the deal because a) she didn’t want to die and b) she liked the idea of possibly getting revenge on the ones who murdered her. And that’s how she became a warlock! I’d also like to think that after the fire the word spread that she was dead, but she managed to get a message to a few of her closest contacts (including the fence girl, i just really want a reunion okay) that she was still alive.

She’s very charismatic and pleasant to be around, and she has a habit of trying to convince people she’s right. And also lying (i mean what, her?? lying??? never.) She has pretty good stats all around - except her strength, she’s feeble af - and she has skills in things like arcana, history and religion. She’s also kind of a kleptomaniac, she can’t help but think of stealing little trinkets and whatnot whenever she visits a place. I think she also doesn’t exactly advertise the fact that she’s a warlock or who her patron is (like most warlocks i think?), but I haven’t quite figured out how she does explain her powers, maybe she just pretends to be a wizard. Or a rogue.

Oh, and she’s a half-elf, btw.

Sometimes I wonder how ive managed to live my life in sequences of half hours and then I remember that in 2 months it will be June and then 3 months of summer will ensue and the rest of the year is always a blur after that and then I start to cry because 1 year is so short and I’ve only planned for like, 5 of them and like

Time is so awfully long, but at the same time one lifetime is so comically short when u realize how much tangible time there is

And then I try to stop thinking cause then I start thinking my life is a joke and I don’t k ow what I’m gonna do, it’s too much, and not enough at the same time

He’s so angry, like, all the time. Scary bird man.

(You know the thing artists do where they imitate the person’s face as they draw them? Shun’s rage is very tiring to draw.)

hey sense8 fandom, here are some free capheus fic ideas besides “shows up in other people’s stories to be generically ~wise~, issue-free, and conveniently asexual”

(because a lot of this is the show’s fault but not all of it and you know what, YOU CAN DO BETTER. that is a choice that you have.)

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the cutest thing happened to me today

I was outside for the only reason millennials are outside these days when I passed a mother and her little daughter. and ya kno u kinda side-eye everyone u pass, but they didn’t fit the profile so I wasn’t looking too closely, but it turned out that yeah, actually, they were playing it – the mom was holding the phone most of the time, but she would hand it to her daughter to catch the pokemon whenever they hit one. of course I’m like That’s So Fucking Cute. (only I don’t say fuck!!! I spent half the time I talked to them thinking “don’t say fuck don’t say fuck” & I Didn’t Say Fuck holy shit I am so good with kids) anyway they seemed new to the game so I told them about cool places to hunt and went on my way feeling So Cool. a little while later, I hit up the local park and what do u know they were there. I got to chatting again and I asked the little girl what her favorite poke was. she said she liked pidgey (she’s a little girl & new to the game and pidgey is cute tbh Don’t Judge Her). I asked her if she had named any of them yet, and they didn’t know about naming! so I’m like Here Let Me Pass On My Expertise and I pulled up the eevee I’d just caught. I ask the girl what she wants to name it and she thinks for a while and says “cutie” so you bet I name that bitch cutie, and now it’s me and cutie forever dudes, we are in the shit, I am keeping this bugger for the rest of my days to commemorate one of the most heartwarming experiences I’ve ever had. this game saved my life