half raccoon

A Case of Mistaken Identity

Vanoo. 17989 words. 

Summary: Los Santos was a city riddled with crime, and it was up to Evan and his friends to fix that. By night, he was Bat Owl - a superhero tasked with defending his city from the baddest of the bad, alongside his friends and teammates, Batcoon and Early Bird. By day, he was a mild mannered security guard and loving husband to Brock, the son of a local billionaire entrepreneur.

Little did he know, however, that Brock had a secret identity of his own, and their lives were more intertwined than he previously thought.

(Vanoo Bat Owl and Early Bird AU.)

A/N: Loosely based off of this post from a year ago. 

The city was quiet.

It was rare that Los Santos would be this tranquil and peaceful, but Evan wasn’t going to complain. The absence of sirens was calming and more beautiful than any sound, and he was determined to enjoy it while it lasted. The city lights twinkled under the backdrop of the night sky, and the familiar rumble of cars zooming down the streets rose up from underneath them. The ever shining streetlights cast an orange glow on the horizon that drowned out the stars, but the full moon still hung brilliantly and watched over everyone below, emitting a gentle aura of peace that washed over him.

Being a superhero in a city with such a high crime rate meant genuinely peaceful moments were few and far between, and it was refreshing to perch on the edge of a rooftop with his team and bask in the tranquillity while they still had the chance to enjoy it. It was a demanding job, but Evan couldn’t imagine doing anything else that would be even half as rewarding, and it was in moments like this when the city was sleeping soundly without a care in the world that reassured him that the risk was worth it. His body may be littered in bruises and scars, but if the people were safe, then that’s all that mattered to him.

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anonymous asked:

I do like the Henry stories but could you please write a little something about Mulder and Scully being together post season 10 (I just have to believe they made it work 😩). Thank you!

Morning, then night. She drives and drives through threadbare towns and wastelands, the shells of cities. She drives by sunlight, moonlight, neon light. The dog sits in the passenger seat, stoic and staring.

Mulder, half dead or half living, stirs in the back. She’s out of time and there’s no trace of her son still, not a file or chromosome to be had. It’s up to her, then.

A hospital outside Biloxi, abandoned but for glossy raccoons and half feral dogs looting the cafeteria. Scully frees a frightened skunk with a yogurt cup on its snout, feeds her dog bread and cheese. She scrounges a wheelchair from the lobby.

Scully transfuses her blood into his limp form, a terrifying communion that represents her last best hope. She touches the scar at the back of her neck as her strange blood meets his, nourishing him as it did William. She wonders what her body will turn Mulder into, if it doesn’t kill him first.

He doesn’t wake and she wails, she rends her garments and falls to her knees again. She gives him saline and a hundred Hail Marys.

He doesn’t wake and she begs. Eli, Eli, lama sabachtani?

Morning, then night.

Movement beside her in the hospital bed, already sour with mice. Scully startles to alertness.

“Mulder?” Her voice is stone on stone.

He gazes at her, red-eyed, the skin beneath them the color of plums. “It’s you,” he croaks.

“It’s me,” she breathes, joyous and fearful.

“It’s always you.” He manages a smile on his cracked lips.

Scully touches his cheek with something akin to reverence. “Always,” she says, and sees through the window that the night has gone.

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NOTE -These were done last year. I had to fix him up the anatomy mistakes and planned out his story. My friend edited his story, so credit goes to her! The design is inspired off Killer Croc from Batman game version with the chains and stuff except Grimly is not a reptile-

I managed to finish re-designing Brandy’s monster form, Grimly, and figured out the origins of how demon raccoons work having different genders and wings. I drew the old versions of him to show how he has changed. (X)  (X) I didn’t like how he looked because of how complicated and stressful it would be in the future comic. I wanted to make him more cartooning and lively. The profile will be under read more!

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But imagine how funny the Clexa confrontation scene in Bodyguard of Lies would have been if Lexa had only managed to put half of her warpaint on before Clarke frog marched Ryder into her tent with a face of thunder.

Imagine her with that confused ‘how very dare you’ face as she turns from her mirror to reveal only one eye made up. And imagine her trying to intimidate Clarke back with a biting “GET. OUT.” but like Lexa, you’re half a raccoon at the moment, stop being silly.

Although it could have worked symbolically as the war that’s going on between Lexa and the Commander’s facade at that moment, the mask is slipping away… hmm.

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So I guess there’s a phandom meet up!

 Everyone’s so cute and I apologise for ruining the cute aesthetics with my face :) Please don’t mind these selfies I couldn’t take any new ones so yay

 I’m Jenni and I’m Phan af and totally music obsessed! 

Come talk to me about bands or British memes!

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anonymous asked:

Darcy Lewis/Peter Quill. It'd be cool if you could do the soulmate identifying Mark. The very first words they say to each other is ridiculous and out there.

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[Based on the concept used in Lace Handprints, an ongoing soul mate mark series by myself]

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living with luke would include:

• a loooooot of cuddling
• a loooooot of giggling just because you looked at each other
• “I swear your legs are longer than the couch”
• “gimme kisses baby”
• cheek kisses at all times
• shower singing
• falling asleep w him sitting next to you on his phone or something
• hugs frOM BEHIND
• running your hands through his hair
• “luke come reach this for me”
• “pizza or take out?”
• sleeping in his tshirts and cut-offs
• wearing his tshirts and cut-offs around the house and everywhere else
• “LUKE YOU CANNOT put your jeans in the laundry after wearing them once unless you spilled something on them”
• “BUT THEY LOSE THEYRE TIGHTNESS”
• even though he’s not like a super crafty person he’d ALWAYS get really into it when you wanted to do little home projects even if it was just cleaning
• making ugly faces at each other in the mirror while brushing your teeth
• getting to watch him fix his hair everyday
• him marveling at you when you fix your hair or do your makeup bc you’re just so beautiful even with one half of your hair curled and the other half looking like a raccoon
• STUFFED ANIMALS AS PRESENTS BC YOURE HIS LITTLE TEDDY BEAR BUT HES TOO “PUNK ROCK” TO ADMIT IT
• “I know I say this way too much but I really really love you”
• and lots of love :)

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E3 2015: South Park: The Fractured but Whole Details, Trailer

Ubisoft and South Park Digital Studios Announce South Park: The Fractured

Today, at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3), Ubisoft and South Park Digital Studios announced that South Park: The Fractured but Whole, a sequel to 2014’s award-winning South Park: The Stick of Truth, is currently in development. Players will once again assume the role of The New Kid and join South Park favorites Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman in a new hilarious and outrageous adventure.

Developed by Ubisoft San Francisco, South Park: The Fractured but Whole will enable players to delve into the crime-ridden underbelly of South Park with Coon and Friends. This dedicated group of crime fighters was formed by Eric Cartman, whose superhero alter ego, The Coon, is half man, half raccoon. As The New Kid, players will join Mysterion, Toolshed, Human Kite, Mosquito, Mint Berry Crunch and a host of others to battle the forces of evil while Coon strives to make his team the most beloved superheroes in history.

Ensuring another truly authentic South Park experience, creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are involved in every step of the development of the game.

“The success of South Park: The Stick of Truth proves our fans crave a deeper interactive experience with South Park,” said Dan Yang, EVP and GM, Consumer Products, Viacom Music & Entertainment Group. “Working with Ubisoft to extend the South Park gaming franchise will no doubt galvanize the audience’s interest across all platforms.”

“By successfully mixing outstanding comedy with excellent gameplay, South Park: The Stick of Truth created a game genre: the Comedy Role-Playing Game,” said Laurent Detoc, president at Ubisoft. “Our teams worked hard, laughed hard, and players loved it so we’re back to collaborate on the fantastic world created by Matt, Trey and the talented group at South Park Digital Studios with South Park: The Fractured but Whole.”

South Park: The Fractured but Whole will be available for Xbox One, PlayStation 4 computer entertainment system and Windows PC.