half pepperoni

Lil Sportarobbie Things Pt 2

  • Staring at one another when they aren’t looking.
  • Staying in bed until the other wakes up.
  • Robbie making clothes for Sportacus and treating him like a dress up doll.
  • Robbie assisting Sportacus while trying to work out (lifting him, sitting on Sport while doing push-ups, etc.)
  • Awkward first date no matter who asked who.
  • One milkshake one smoothie.
  • Sportacus sneaking up on Robbie so he can hear him sing without getting embarrassed.
  • Singing duets to themselves and then the other joins half way through.
  • Half vegan half pepperoni pizza.
  • Sportacus surprising Robbie with flowers all the time.
  • Making jokes at each other that go over the kid’s heads (thankfully.)
  • Having to lean down to kiss Sportacus.
  • Having to go up on tiptoes to kiss Robbie.
  • Getting a tandem bike that only Sportacus pedals on.

anonymous asked:

kinda depressing to see that the OP that posted that IIM panel, seems to think (or have seen) that people are hating on pepper b/c of it. it's depressing because I think it's about time we talk about this brand of "feminism" that permeates thru current marvel comics, that can downright destroy characters because it's so shallow and allows writers an out from actually having to write female characters with any depth. but it's hard to have that discussion. idk, I'm not explaining this too well. :/

I agree, and I realize that my own tags might have read that way, but I don’t really have any problems with Pepper (occasionally shady writing aside). There’s this push to write ‘strong female characters’ but sloppy writers can only do so by A) making them punch things, B) making them an absolute ‘ball-buster’ with no vulnerabilities and C) tearing down both other male and female characters alike around them.

C is what’s happening here, and its entirely unnecessary because Tony Stark himself would sing the praises of Pepper ad nauseam if given half the chance, and he would do it by telling us all the things that Pepper actually has done, not saying 'everything worthwhile Tony ever did was because of Pepper’ because that’s simply not true and makes Riri look foolish. Because Pepper is strong, and brave, and a kickass business lady, and she did that both on her own and with Tony’s help, not by piggy-backing off Tony’s success, which is what that whole spiel actually makes it seem like.

It’s not giving Pepper her own space, and this type of writing isn’t giving women their own spaces, it’s shoving them into another character’s, a place where THEY DON’T FIT because it isn’t theirs and its harmful to every character involved.

Everybody listen up!

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Attention




A late entry for Ichabbie Valentine’s!

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“Sometimes,” Abbie said into the silence bounding around the Archives of Sleepy Hollow, “It’s really annoying when you don’t reply to me.”

She glanced behind her to see if Crane had, indeed, paid attention. A stack of books sat before him and his nose was buried deeply in one of them. Incongruously, he held a piece of half eaten pepperoni pizza in one hand. It was something he was very grateful to the modern world for. She swore he intended to live on pizza and slushies, some days.

He didn’t even blink at her words.

“I mean,” she continued, “I don’t want you to pay attention attention. But when I want to talk to you about a demon or monster, sometimes it gets irritating when I have to repeat myself.”

Nothing.

She turned back to her own book. “But, whatever. Maybe I’ll text it to you instead.” Crane’s phone was another modern day object he seemed permanently obsessed with, after rejecting it for what had seemed like for-fucking-ever.

A thump. The tome Crane had been reading closed, and in a moment, he stood behind her.

“Lieutenant.”

Abbie turned her head. “So your ears do work.”

“As you had already gathered.” He bent so his lips were by the sensitive part of her neck just below her ear. “Would you like to know why I can oft be deaf to your delectable tones?”

Abbie hesitated. She wondered why she’d opened this particular can of worms. She swallowed, the air suddenly thick. “Sure.”

“Because, if I can’t hear your voice, I can’t think about you. About how much I should like to do this.” He pressed a kiss to the spot below her ear. “And perhaps this.” He stroked back the fall of her hair. Her skin tingled and she pressed her thighs together, unspeakably aroused by only these, the lightest of touches. “And this.” He slid a hand around to her waist and pulled her back into him, moving his clever mouth to the nape of her neck. “About how I would worship every inch of you for hours, if only you would allow me access.”

Her mouth was dry as a desert. “I’m gonna go right ahead and say you can… have access.”

They didn’t get a lot of research done that afternoon.

Percabeth HeadCanon: TV Shows
  • Annabeth adores Criminal Minds and Grey’s Anatomy 
  • Percy proudly watches Futurama and Parks and Rec
  • Percy secretly binge watches New Girl when Annabeth falls asleep and leaves her Netflix account unlocked
  • At home date nights include three episodes of Friends each night and a large pizza, half olives and half double pepperoni, Percy claiming he needed the extra protein since he was a growing boy
  • Percy tried to explain the value of Orange is the New Black to Annabeth, but she left the living room after four episodes and a “Stupid Seaweed Brain” muttered under her breath
  • Percy fell asleep after the second episode of Breaking Bad while Annabeth watched until five in the morning. The next morning, she earned a kiss on the nose and a “Good job Wise Girl’ from Percy when she explained to him exactly how to successfully run a meth operation
  • They aren’t allowed to watch Mad Men unless together, neither wanting to be behind the other in the episodes 
  • Their energy bill was the highest after a new season of their favorite shows got updated on Netflix, the couple spending all night binge watching until they passed out on the couch with the TV still on
  • They tried Supernatural, but after Sally caught them watching for a continuous, nonstop 48 hours, they were banded from watching the show
  • Percy and Annabeth have watched Silver Linings Playbook a total of ten times together, each time happily remembering that they’ve had their struggles in the past, but they always made it through together

*Tour guide voice* On this historic day, January the 28th of 2016, we commemorate the first anniversary of the Great Pineapple War. Pictured here, we see the Switchfam’s official symbol of peace, a half pineapple, half pepperoni pizza, with a single candle. The treaty that ended the chaos came after at least four hours of puns, edits, and arguing. Videos were posted, friendships were forged, and though we hope none were destroyed, we stuck to our sides ever since. Now prepare to pick a side of the pizza and raise a slice to the hilarity we all shared. Pineapple war we’ll never forget you. Here’s to us.

Make a wish, Fam.

Originally posted by janedoherty666

Frat Brat. -Part Three. -Joe Sugg Imagine.

Part One.

Part Two. 

“What type of pizza would you like?” Oli asked you, his fingers gripping the Pizzeria menu, his eyes scanning the range of pizzas.

“I’m really not that picky, I’ll take anything..Just no pineapple..” You laughed, spreading out your notes from the football match across Oli’s coffee table.

“Not picky, huh? Okay, how about I get a pizza with cabbage, beans, peas and carrots?” He suggested, your face scrunching up at his words as you looked to him confused, seeing a playful smile on his lips while he shrugged innocently.

“You said you weren’t picky..” He trailed off, your eyes rolling merrily.

“You are such a joker! If that’s the way you wanna play, ask for extra sardines on top.” You teased, nudging Oli’s shoulder gently, giggling as he nudged you back.

“How about we get half cheese and half pepperoni, yeah?” He chuckled as you laughed softly.

“Perfect.” You grinned, watching him tap the number into the phone to ring up the pizzeria.

It was now Saturday evening. A different Saturday evening in your opinion, as you were in a different environment. Tonight, instead of having your head in a book reading the romance novels you adored, you were actually sat in Oli White’s house. You and Oli shared a couple of classes together. You’re both in English, Math and History as well as working for the schools newspaper too. The two of you never seemed to talk much. Of course, you would both acknowledge one another in class, smiling at one another from time to time or even just handing papers to one another in newspaper room but it was very rare you both sat down and talked since Oli has always been rather shy. Now, sitting down beside him, you can see him for who he truly is, a very sweet and lovely down to earth guy.

“Okay, the pizza is ordered and I’ve got drinks in the fridge and I even got us some cookies from the bakery that we can enjoy after the pizza.” Oli smiled, his body scooting closer to yours as he glanced down to all of your notes about the match and chuckled.

“You sure did take a lot of notes, I usually just write short little reminders for myself.” He spoke, his hand now grasping your notebook, his brown orbs scanning the pages of notes.

“Well, since it’s my first article that I’ll be writing about the match, I just wanted to make sure I had all of the right notes and things..” You smiled sheepishly, your lips changing a rosy colour at his words.

“Anything you write is great, I mean you always write great book reviews so I’m sure whatever you write in your article will be pretty amazing!” Oli grinned, his eyes peeking over to yours softly before he shyly turned his eyes back to your notes. Slowly you could feel a small but curious grin stretch across your lip.

“You read my book reviews?” You questioned, tilting your head to the side, watching Oli’s eyes widen while his cheeks slowly began to shade a crimson colour.

“Well, I..Yeah..I mean, I wouldn’t read the books but the way you review them is pretty cool, you never really have a bad word to say about any book you read..” He stammered, his fingers fiddling with one another as he glanced at you in a sheepish manor. You could feel your heart melting at his words.

“Well Oli, it is an honor to have you read my book reviews and it really means a lot to me that you actually do read them..Hey, have you figured out what book you want to review?” You asked, smiling timidly as you wrapped your arms around yourself.

“Well, since I’m not the type to finish a book within a weekend, I thought, hey? Why not watch the movie? So, I bought us Gone Girl!” He grinned cheesily, his hand whipping out the DVD making you bubble up with laughter.

“Oli, that’s cheating!” You giggled, shaking your head at the dvd he held proudly.

“Hey! Ms. James doesn’t have to know!” He chuckled, sticking his tongue out at you before he placed the DVD away.

“But I’ll know..and you’ll know..and I might just blow your little secret..” You teased, watching Oli throw a hand over his heart.

“Traitor!” He gasped, nudging his shoulder with yours making you laugh before you nudged his side.

“I’m going to make sure you read that book though, it is quite a thriller..” You giggled, grabbing your notes about the match hearing Oli promise that he might read it before you hear him mumble some words.

“I see you got a quote from Mr. Popularity..” Oli trailed off, his eyes looking over to yours with a proud smile coating his lips.

You shook your head at his words, your eyes rolling at the thought of Mr. Popularity himself.

“I made it up. Mr. Popualrity was acting like a d*ck as per usual.” You scoffed, closing your notebook and sitting it down on the wooden coffee table.

“Why? What did he say?” Oli questioned, a cautious tone in his voice.

You sighed ever so slightly, your body slumping against the leather sofa while your arms folded over your chest in annoyance at the thought of Joe.

“He said that he knew I wanted to get ‘laid’ by him on Friday night and that I was 'jealous’ that I wasn’t. What a bonehead, seriously, it was the biggest load of bullsh*t I ever heard come right out of his mouth.” You sneered and noticed the scowl that now overtook Oli’s facial features.

“He actually said that? What an ass!” Oli grumbled, his own eyes mirroring your actions as he rolled them.

“I know, right? He thinks he’s God’s gift to women because he can get any girl he wants into bed. It’s pathetic!” You huffed. “He thinks he has every girl wrapped right around his finger.” You continued, your body boiling with anger at the thought of Joe and the way he treats girls around the university.

“I don’t understand why he treats girls like a piece of meat. I’ve never seen him in a serious relationship. I don’t know what girls see in him but they obviously see something. I mean, what’s so great about Joe Sugg anyways? He’s never in school, he’s always trying to get into some girls pants and he’s a cocky little brat who gets everything he wants.” Oli ranted, his body tensing as you nodded along with every word he spoke, agreeing with everything he said.

“He’s such bonehead, that’s exactly why I slapped him when he told me that I wanted to get laid by him.” You smirked, watching the way Olis’ eyes widened at your words before he exploded with laughter.

“You slapped him!? Please tell me you have a video!” He cackled, his hand slapping against his knee as you felt a smile overtake your lips.

“I wish I did! He deserved it anyways, he’s such a moron!” You giggled, tears of laughter now threatening to fall from your eyes as a knock came from the door.

“That must be the pizza, oh Y/N I wish I was there to see that.” He chuckled, his feet guiding him to the door.

“I wish you were too, maybe you could have recorded it!” You smiled, packing away your notes knowing you might as well just relax now and write the article tomorrow instead, not wanting to ruin the happy atmosphere with dreary homework.

You smiled seeing Oli holding the large pizza box, setting it down on the coffee table before he jogged into the kitchen to grab two drinks. You thanked him as he placed a coca cola in your hand and sat down beside you. Guzzling from his drink, you watched as he sat back against the sofa, his hand reaching for a slice of pizza.

“I think your the only girl that hadn’t fallen under his spell, tell me Y/N, why is that?” Oli asked you, his eyebrows raising in curiosity, his facial features showing  genuine interest.

You felt a small smile on your lips while a sigh escaped your lips.

“To be honest Oli, I don’t want to be with a guy who will f*ck other girls while he’s seeing me. I don’t want to be with a guy who is pretty much always undressing you win his eyes. I just want to be with a nice guy..a guy who would never cheat on me or use and abuse me..or treat me like a piece of meat..Joe is just a frat brat who think he’s the best thing since sliced bread because he can get a girl into bed with him by winking at her..He just uses girls to do his work for him and so he can get pleasure, he’s just not the guy for me and he never will be..” You explained, sipping on your drink feeling a sigh pass your lips once again at the thought of Joe, thinking about how he nearly made you fall under his spell by wooing you with his snapback and his smooth words.

You took up a slice of pizza, biting into the cheesy goodness and noticed Oli smiling at you. You tilted your head curiously at him, the slice of pizza still pressed between your lips.

“You’re not like other girls, are you?” He asked, his voice quiet but soft.

You could feel your cheeks blush immediately at his words, a shy smile now plastering your lips. Your heart rate increased ever so slightly while your stomach fluttered with butterflies.

“Why’s that? What makes me different?” You asked, laughing slightly at his words, scrunching your face up as you did so.

“You’re the only girl that has fallen into Joe Suggs trap.”

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“So, I’ll see you after school, yeah?” Oli grinned, his body leaning against the locker beside yours.

“You’ll definitely see me. I’ll wait by your car and we can head off to get some well deserved coffee.” You laughed, grabbing your books for your afternoon classes, tucking them into your chest.

“Great, I’ll see you at three.” Oli beamed, waving goodbye as he walked backwards smiling at you.

The bell rang drilled loudly, signalling it was time for class. You smiled to yourself and your thoughts about Oli. It’s been a week since you were hanging out with Oli at his house. After eating your pizza and conversing about what a twit Joe is, you both watched Gone Girl together, making fun of the characters and talking about how crazy the wife was before Oli walked you home, leaving a kiss to your cheek. Ever since that night, you’ve both been texting and hanging out a lot more. It’s been pretty amazing getting to spend more time with Oli and hanging out with him.

As you turned the corner quickly, you were suddenly pushed to the ground, your books flying to your feet and spiralling across the hallway.

“Hey!” You gasped, an 'oomph’ leaving your lips as you felt the thud hit you. Advertise your eyes up to the figure who knocked you down, you felt your eyes roll automatically.

“Aren’t you going to apologise?” You asked, your hands gathering your books.

“Why would I apologise? I’d bang into you anyway, babe.” Joe smirked cockily, his tongue darting out to sweep across his lips.

You scoffed loudly at his words, your hand picking up your last book before you stood to your feet.

“Ass.” You mumbled, brushing by him in a rush knowing you were going to be late for class if you didn’t hurry.

“I wouldn’t go calling me names, babe. Haven’t you heard the great news?” Joe called out, your body tensing at his words, a chill running down your spine. Slowly you turned on your heels in annoyance. You narrowed your eyes at him, noticing the leather jacket covering his body, the collar popped up while the snapback on his head sat the wrong way around as per usual.

“What great news? You’re certainly not great news.” You sighed, your shoulders slumping at the sight of him.

“Oh, so Ms. Know it all doesn’t know?” Joe asked, a shocked tone in his voice while he cocked an eyebrow. You rolled your eyes at his words.

“I’m not listening to your bullsh*t.” You snapped, turning on your heels to walk to class.

Suddenly your breath hitched as a hand gripped your wrist and spun you around, pushing you up against the lockers instantly. You looked up into Joe’s piercing blue eyes feeling his chest press against yours while his eyes studied yours, his body keeping  you pressed against the lockers while his other free hand rested on your hip.

“You’re so feisty babe, so damn sexy.” He whispered huskily, his words greys hung over your lips making your heart race rapidly against your chest. “I can’t wait to start our study sessions.” Joe grinned cockily, his eyes glancing down at your chest making you scoff before your eyes widened in relation at his words.

“What exactly do yo mean by, 'study session’?” You asked, looking up to Joe’s eyes confused before you watched as a cocky expression overtook his face before he smiled sweetly.

“Oh, didn’t Mr. Lawrence tell you? You’re my new tutor, sweetheart.”

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Hello lovelies! Here is Frat Brat part three! I really enjoyed writing this, it was so much fun and I am so super excited for this series!

Did you enjoy this part? Would anyone like a part four? Please let me know in the comments and tell me what you think because it means so much to me and it really means the world to me!

Thank you all so much for your lovely comments and messages about this series because it means the world to me and I really appreciate every single one of you beautiful humans and I love you all so much!

I’m so sorry for the long wait, I’ve been really busy with College but I’m finally finished! I finished my exams and assignments so that means I get to update more frequently and I’m so super excited to update more often! Only if you’d like me to of course!

Would anyone like part four? Please do not be afraid to comment your thoughts/feedback down below! I don’t bite!

I hope all of you had a lovely Friday!

I love you all so much.
All of my love xxx

The signs as pizza toppings
  • Aries: meat lover's special- a hardy and satisfying topping that ain't for everyone.
  • Taurus: pepperoni- a delicious classic that your mom loves!
  • Gemini: half pepperoni, half cheese- everyone loves it! Until the half they wanted is gone.
  • Cancer: white onions- as you bite in, you feel a tear in your eye. This wasn't what your life was supposed to be.
  • Leo: hamburger- fabulous yet over the top. After only a slice, you feel over indulgent and bloated. You avoid the rest of the pizza pie all night. It was too good to last.
  • Virgo: arugula- so much more healthy than regular pizza. So much more pure.
  • Libra: bacon- delicious af but you are passed out next to a toilet at 2 am after vomiting. The betrayal sets in.
  • Scorpio: garlic clove- you're iffy about trying this but once you do you can never go back.
  • Sagittarius: french fries- your friend had munchies and decided to get a fry pizza. It was actually pretty good.
  • Capricorn: cheese- it's not boring, god damnit, it's a masterpiece!
  • Aquarius: anchovy- who the fuck ordered anchovy pizza? Are you trying to be unique? Sophisticated? This is... actually tasty.
  • Pisces: pineapple- sweet and perfect. Why don't more people love it?

Chowder is currently in deep discussion with Farmer about which things they did tonight helped secure the game win. 
Chowder: “We *always* have to order half pepperoni and half mushroom pizza from now on. And drink pepsi, even if we only got it because it was on sale and we both know coke is better.”
Farmer: “And we have to sit in these bean bag chairs”
Chowder: “Mom will you please make these cookies again on Sunday? It’s important!!” 
Farmer “And you have to kiss me when the puck drops.”
Chowder: *blushes* “And probably after they win too. Like this.”

Domestic Abuse victim pretend to call Pizza Restaurant

“911, where is you emergency?”

“123 Main St.”

“Ok, what’s going on there?”

“I’d like to order a pizza for delivery.” (oh great, another prank call he thought).

“Ma’am, you’ve reached 911”

“Yeah, I know. Can I have a large with half pepperoni, half mushroom and peppers?”

“Ummm…. I’m sorry, you know you’ve called 911 right?”

“Yeah, do you know how long it will be?”

“Ok, Ma’am, is everything ok over there? do you have an emergency?”

“Yes, I do.”

“..And you can’t talk about it because there’s someone in the room with you?” (moment of realization)

“Yes, that’s correct. Do you know how long it will be?”

“I have an officer about a mile from your location. Are there any weapons in your house?”

“Nope.”

“Can you stay on the phone with me?”

“Nope. See you soon, thanks”

As we dispatch the call, I check the history at the address, and see there are multiple previous domestic violence calls. The officer arrives and finds a couple, female was kind of banged up, and boyfriend was drunk. Officer arrests him after she explains that the boyfriend had been beating her for a while. I thought she was pretty clever to use that trick. Definitely one of the most memorable calls.”

Nobody Compares || Paige and Sebastian

{ effyespaige } Sebastian had done what he said he would do, got coffee with her in the morning before her first patient arrived and promised her his warm bed when her shift was over. But he didn’t come by her office, he texted her, asking her to just come to his room. Sebastian felt terrible, Paige had confessed her love to him, but he couldn’t do the same, he was left with a ping of guilt like a thousand needles poking him in the chest. If he couldn’t say he loved her, he was gonna show it. He pulled some strings trying to make everything perfect, a strand of christmas tree lights were hung up over his bed, illuminating the room in a comforting way, Edward Sissorhands buffering on his computer screen, Swedish Fish, he remembered how she said she liked Swedish Fish, and pizza, hot pizza, he still had no idea how he manages to get a box of half-cheese, half-pepperoni pizza with steam still radiating from it. “Stay cool, it’s okay, she loves you.” He mutters to himself in his full length mirror, making sure his hair is fine. “Hey, beautiful.” He opens his door, a wide and white smile on his face as he sees his girlfriend.

[Anna sat on her boring white couch mindlessly flipping through the pages of the previous months’ Harper’s Bazaar. She never stopped thinking of Gill. But she just couldn’t be the selfish girlfriend that made her wait. Even if it hurt her heart every time she saw or talked to the girl. But she needed her in her life like a bird needed to fly. So she invited her over, ordered a pizza with half plain cheese and half pepperoni and sat waiting. Wanting the wait to be over.

my life is amazing/????

ive been pllaying video games in a blanket fort and dabbing all day and now im waiting for a half mac n cheese half pepperoni and pineappple pizza, and my homie is coming over with beer and a bunch of zelda games and super mario sunshine and ANIMAL FUCKING CROSSING for gamecube 

^_^