half of you wont get this joke

“You’re stuck with me.” (Grayson)

Requested by anonymous: “One where Grayson makes u jealous???”

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“Hey (Y/N)?” You heard Grayson call from the bedroom.

“What’s up?” You asked as you walked into room and over to him.

“Before I tell you this, I want you to know that I know we were planning on spending the weekend with each other,”

“But?” You interrupted.

 “But, Ethan and I got invited to a movie premiere. And going to this would be really good for Ethan and I. It’s an amazing opportunity for us.” He explained.

“Awe, really? That stinks, I was really looking forward to hanging out this weekend. But, I understand.” You said.

“I’m really sorry.” He said, a sad look on his face.

“Can you bring a plus one? I’ve always wanted to go to a movie premiere.” You asked.

“I wish I could. The invite is only for me and Ethan. Trust me, I’d take you if I could.” He explained.

“Awe, okay. It’s alright. I’ll just have a quiet evening at home then.” You said.

“I’m really sorry. But, we can just move our plans from this weekend to next weekend.” Grayson said.

“I’m holding you to it.” You laughed.

* * *

It was finally the night of the movie premiere and you lounging around as Grayson and Ethan were getting ready.

“Oh my god, I cannot decide on an outfit.” Grayson said as he walked out of the closet in nothing but his underwear and a t-shirt.

“You’ve been in the closet for like thirty minutes, how have you not decided on anything?” You asked.

“I have a few outfits picked out, but I can’t decide on one.” He whined.

“Let me help you then.” You laughed. After about another half hour of helping Grayson get ready, he was finally dressed and ready to go. Ethan then came into the room wearing an outfit that was in the same color scheme as Grayson’s.

“Hmm, twins.” You laughed. Ethan and Grayson just looked at each other and giggled. 

“You ready to go?” Ethan asked Grayson. Grayson nodded.

“Alright, have fun you two. Take lots of pictures, I’ll see you later.” You said as you walked them out.

“Bye baby.” Grayson said as he kissed you. “Try not to have too much fun without me.” He joked.

“I wont make any promises.” You said, kissing him again.

“Bye.” You said as you waved at them as they pulled out of the driveway. You went back inside, showered and put on your pajamas. You ordered yourself a pizza and once it was delivered you turned on a movie. You spent the night lying in bed, eating pizza and enjoying your alone time. An hour and a half had gone by since the twins left, and you started to get instagram notifications of them posting pictures and whatnot. You saw a picture that Ethan posted of him and Grayson on the carpet. Grayson posted one of just himself and he had another post that took your attention away from the movie you had on. It was a slideshow of him, Ethan and a couple of girls on the red carpet, and then there was a picture of the four of them getting cozy in their seats, sharing popcorn. You shook your head and just put your phone back on the charger and tried to turn your attention back to the movie you were watching, but you couldn’t help but think about Grayson and those girls. You knew he would never cheat on you, but sometimes you let your insecurities get the best of you.

You put on another movie and about halfway through it, your phone buzzed, alerting you of a text from Grayson.

“Hey babe. We’re leaving the movie now. Probably gonna stop to get something to eat. Do you want anything?” He asked.

“No, I ordered pizza earlier. I got extra and there’s tons left over if you two dont wanna stop.” You replied.

“We were actually gonna stop for pizza anyway. Guess we’ll just come straight home then.” He said.

“Alright, see you when you get home.” You said. You put your phone back on the charger and got back to the movie.

“(Y/N)! We’re home.” You heard Grayson call.

“I’m in the room.” You called back. Grayson walked into the bedroom and took off his jacket and climbed into bed next to you, kissing you on the cheek.

“Hi.” He said softly.

“Hey. Did you have a nice night?” You asked.

“Yeah, it was fun. The red carpet was cool, the movie was good. I had a great time. I wish you could’ve come with me though. It would’ve been a lot more fun with you there.” He said.

“You didn’t seem to have a hard time finding someone else to spend your night with.” You said.

“What? Are you jealous of those girls I hung out with tonight?” Grayson asked.

“It’s nothing. I’m tired, I’m going to bed. Good night.” You said as you rolled over and turned off your lamp.

“No, talk to me. Why are you jealous?.” He said as he turned on his lamp.

“Shh, I’m sleeping.” You said, your back still facing him.

“(Y/N) listen to me. It was all for promo. It was an AwesomenessTV movie and they kinda threw Ethan and I with those girls. I’d never heard of them, and I honestly don’t even remember their names. They were actually kind of annoying, if I’m being honest. But, I swear, you have no reason to be jealous.” He explained. You let out a loud sigh and rolled over to face him.

“You mean it?” You asked.

“Of course I do. You have nothing to worry about.” He said.

“I’m sorry I overreacted. It’s just, you have a job where you’re around all these famous and beautiful girls all the time, that are way better than boring old me, and I just think that you’re gonna come across someone you really like, and I just-”

“Hey, that’s not even true. You’re my best friend and I’m beyond lucky to have you in my life. You’ve been by my side before Ethan and I even started with youtube, so I know our love is genuine and not forced for the cameras. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and nothing and no one is ever going to change that. You’re stuck with me.” He laughed as he pulled you into his arms and kissed you on the forehead.

“Good, I wouldn’t wanna be stuck with anyone else.” You smiled as you kissed him.

anonymous asked:

RFA reacting to an MC with really interesting moles/beauty marks? like maybe one set of moles is in a triangle and she likes to make jokes about how the thug lyfe chose her lmao. just moles in interesting patterns

Ooh! I love this. This is cute. Aww~

Thank you for requesting~!

[ Admin Jiyeon ] [ Female MC ]
it’s female because the person who had asked specified a gender.

RFA reacts to an MC who has beauty marks

Zen:

  • “Gurl omg you look so pretty and so beautiful omg dont hide those beauty marks. they’re called beauty for a reason”
  • Honesty hands down, he;d love it, even her lame ass jokes
  • “See this mole? Its my sign of thug lyfe.” MC patted her shoulders and Zen just burst out laughing
  • “You’re so cute, MC dont ever change!” he cheered
  • he would love having selfies with her when her mole is showing because yas boi he really loves it
  • if Mc would feel insecure, he’d make his own fake beauty mark
  • “See?! We’re twinning! We look so adorbs together omg!”
  • selfies
  • lots of them
  • he loves the jokes too even if its weird
  • “hahaha!! yeah..!”


Yoosung:

  • This baby would also love it, because he thinks she’s beautiful in her own way and that’s with her mole too.
  • he would grin everyday, thankful that MC was so beautifully breathtaking with her own unique way
  • he would show it off to the RFA of course
  • it made him differentiate MC and Rika better now
  • “Thug life chose me, yoosung and not you.”
  • He loves (laughs) at your jokes! They’re literally hilarious meaning, he chose a girl who is beautiful and funny
  • JACKPOT! HE HIT THE LOTTO! jk
  • but all in all, I really dont think he would find it weird and he’ll just fall for you all over again
  • “I really love you MC.”

Jaehee:

  • baeehee would really dig it
  • you know because even if she’s met a lot of ladies with these moles, they would always hide it but when MC did not and just showed it off proudly, damn did she like the confidence
  • All she cares about is that you look beautiful and confident with your beautiful beauty mark
  • its very attractive for her and of course, somewhat like Zen, she’ll subtly show off your good looks
  • And for the jokes, she would tolerate it but would look at you with a death glare
  • “MC.. dont you dare tell one more joke I swear.”
  • “NO MC NO! I UAGHWUSGFUGU”
  • and she raged, throwing a random thing at you to shut up

Jumin:

  • LOVES!! YOUR!! BEAUTY!! MARKS!!
  • YES YOU GO GIRL MHM!
  • WORK THAT BEAUTY MARK YAS!
  • he’s literally like a cheerleader just havin ur back
  • “He insulted your mark? He’s fired.”
  • “He didnt like it? Well, I’m not going to sign our partnership then.”
  • “Jumin you didnt have to”
  • “what do u mean”
  • he would literally make you the face of the C&R along with Elizabeth 3rd
  • “No no no if her mole is not seen, then at least half seen. We need it.”
  • “You’re very beautiful MC, screw what other people say.”
  • “where did you even learn the word ‘screw’?”
  • For your jokes, he wouldn’t really get it because he’s Jumin Han
  • “The thug lyfe chose me and not you, Juju.”
  • “What.”

707/Saeyoung Choi:

  • HE KNEW
  • HE WAS SCREAMING YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL
  • zooms in your face and grins
  • wow i made him sound like a stalker im sorry
  • saeyoung would be the one who would also take a few selfies with you but he really wont mind if the mole is in or not because either way, you’re still beautiful in his eyes actually
  • if you’d be insecure, he’d shower you in compliments and memes about your moles honestly
  • for the jokes
  • let’s just say
  • there would be a day where Saeran runs away from home because he’s sick of all the mole jokes

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anonymous asked:

ngl I look forward to the day when Yuuri becomes confident enough in his sexuality and sex with Victor to be more silly during sex (he already seems to be heading there with that "points deducted for the landing" joke XD), imagine him messing around with Victor's dick during a blowjob while Victor half-heartedly whines that his dick isn't a toy lol "Are you sure? It sure is acting like a wind-up toy in my hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" -squeezes boner with predictable results-

After they get together, Yuuri becomes much more relaxed and comfortable around sex because he knows it’s not just a temporary thing that Viktor is doing because that’s all he wants and therefore Yuuri has to be good or he wont bother anymore. It’s just part of their permanent relationship so it’s ok to mess up and be silly and for mistakes and stupid stuff to happen. Which means they have a lot more chapter 13 style laughing during sex moments and the like as well as some pretty ridiculous but amusing ‘things going wrong during sex’ stories

I Heard You Were Looking Like the Moon

Idol: CL (Formerly 2NE1)

Prompt: Can you please do a scenario with CL where you her girlfriend are in your first fashion show and she made it seem like she wasn’t coming, but her girlfriend sees her sitting front and center?

Writer: Admin Kiwi

A/N: Wow have I been working a lot lately, today is my first day off in forever. Also I don’t know anything about fashion shows, and the names that show up were just the first ones that popped into my head. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys this short scenario that has been sitting in our inbox for ages.

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A little background: Our party of 6 (a dwarf paladin, a halfling cleric, an elf ranger, a half-elf druid (me), a wood nymph monk, and a tiefling rogue) are doing the Hoard of the Dragon Queen quest, and are attempting a rescue mission in a camp with a hundred or so enemies.  Everyone has decent stealth (+3 to +5), except the dwarf and halfling, who have -1 on their dex rolls.  Their charisma also isn’t that great.

They try to climb down a steep hill stealthily, and fail, alerting the guards to their presence.

DM: Who goes there!

The Halfling plays dead, and succeeds at fooling the guards.  The dwarf, true to form…

Dwarf: “It is I, the folk hero Konx the Fire-Forged, perhaps you have heard of me?  I am famous after all.  See this griffin beak on my neck?  It’s from the griffin i slaye–”

The guards arrest both players, and discover the halfling is not in fact dead.

Halfling: *Gasp* “I’m… alive?  It’s a MIRACLE!!!! Thank Lord Helm!”

Dwarf: “Doxis, you are alive?  Oh my friend, I am sorry I have not been believing in Lord Helm with you, he really is real, and he is powerful!  Accept my apologies Lord Helm, I believe, I really do believe!”

Halfling: “Yes Konx, he is real, and he is our powerful and merciful Lord!  I am glad you have joined me in my belief my friend!”

They get dragged off to the camp leader, while the rest of us try to complete our mission.

DM: “Who are you?”

Dwarf: “I’m Kon-”

Halfling: *Silences the dwarf with a glare* “Oh us?  We are…. we are pilgrims! Yes, pilgrims!  We just seem to be a little lost, but if you let us go we wont tell anyone you are here, not that we know who you are at all… just point us back on our path and we will be on our way!” *Rolls deception, natural 20*

DM: “Alright, fine, just get out of my sight. And if I catch you in my camp again, I’ll kill you.”

***

The game goes on, and later we are back at the now-abandoned camp, and exploring the cave in the back.

There is a running gag going that with our diverse cast, we make LOTR jokes, especially towards the elf and my half-elf character.

Me: “I’m good at sneaking and perception, I’ll go first and then I’ll catch any traps and get the drop on any enemies.”  *Rolls sneak, critical fails*

DM: “You trip and fall head first down the stairs, and land on your rear, into a circular room with 12 kobalds, who are now wide awake and staring at you.”

Halfling: *shouting from the top of the stairs* “Juniper, what do your half-elf eyes see??”

***

 Early on our Elf Ranger fought one-on-one with a half-dragon villain, and was knocked out and presumed dead by him.  (My character healed her when he left).

DM: “You enter a large chamber with a shrine, and standing in front of it is the blue half-dragon from a few days ago. He looks at your party, and spots Tinuviel (Elf).”   

DM: *to the elf* “You… how are you alive?!?”

Elf: “…it’s a miracle?”

(“It’s a miracle” becomes a running gag as well)

***

We enter the dragon nursery and run into the roper.

DM: “You look like tasty morsels… the egg keepers just keep giving me rotten meat, I am so tired of rotten meat.  Fresh flesh would be so niicceee….”

Me: “Well, we just killed some guys, their bodies are just in the other room…”

Dwarf: “Yes!  Lots of freshly killed bodies in the other rooms, all yours if you don’t eat us!”

Elf: “And we ran across another room that was full of meat as well!”

DM: “Oh…. that will do, for your help I will not eat you…. now excuse me… i am so very hungry….”

Me: “Just be warned, SOMEONE *glares at tiefling*, set off the gas trap in the other room.  *Mutters to self about how the rogues theifing tendencies would get us all killed one day*

anonymous asked:

How do u spot a gay person? By ways or act or something?

How to determine: Is he gay?

I’m sure we have all had this question on our mind at some point, or are currently wondering if someone else is gay or not. Gaydar or gut feeling is not enough. This is a guide on techniques you could try to determine if he is gay or not. Remember that everyone is different and we don’t guarantee these approaches will work -but you can always try.

Approach 1: Befriend

(Most obvious) Become his friend. Once you’re his friend and he is comfortable talking to you, start GAY JOKES!!! lol, tell a gay joke and read his body language. Most super closet guys are either super comfortable with these or uncomfortable. Either he looks away for a second and gives a half reaction (this is a hint [positive point]) or he laughs like it’s the funniest thing ever and continues with it. IF he gives a normal reaction and just continues the joke that is a negative point. Another thing you can do is talk about sex or girls or something to test his sexuality, do this by talking about females (gross for some) and just observe his body language. If his looks down or away or shifts (this could be a negative or a positive) but that’s when you test what he says back. If he gives a forced laugh that’s a positive, and if he says something that the gay mind would never venture to that’s a negative.

Once these have been tried, if the positives outweigh the negatives (you should have kept score in your brain) then you should go to approach 2 (approach 1 could be skipped but its best you do them all.)

Approach 2: Observe

(Probably easier and harder then Approach 1) Easier because this is the silent observation, in which you skip friendship and you go to flirty (approach 3), but this is also harder because it will be harder to observe from afar. See how he acts with his guy friends and his female friends. When he is with his guy friends (don’t feel like a stalker this is strictly business at this point) does he participate in gay jokes and porn stories? Sports never count; gays can like sports, especially ones that are deep in the closet, they want to prove their straightness. But just observe how they react when a guy gets close, do they pull away slightly? (Afraid of the slightest homosexual encounter) That’s a positive, straight guys don’t care about that stuff like grabbing balls (that doesn’t make any sense to me). Do they laugh at the gay jokes but never tell them? That’s a positive. Negatives would be them talking about straight porn or having sex with their girlfriend (which means nothing but its still not helpful). And girls, do they flirt with them: like violence, (yes that’s flirting I don’t understand that either –straight people-) or the typical movie flirting (negatives of course). Are they friendly with every girl and have no obvious wish to be with one? (Positives).

Once you have done this and approach one, you can do them interchangeably, and if the positives still outweigh the negatives, ITS TIME TO FLIRT!!!

Approach 3: Flirt

(THE HARDEST) The question now is how do I flirt when I still don’t know? If you are his friend it should be much easier. I’d say going over to his house (not yours but you could invite him, but he’d be more comfortable at his), is the best place. He is alone with you in a familiar environment. This is where you have the best chance of flirting, because he doesn’t have other people around to monitor his reactions to you. NOW HOW DO I DO IT? When he takes you to his room (or you take him to yours) if you touch his stuff or pick something up, (he might get defensive if you make fun of it), you are now flirting mildly and he will not call you gay for it. Once he gets defensive he is flirting back and he doesn’t know it. Now you have to go with your gut as to what to do next, do you make him fight you for it? That’s not a bad idea; test the awkwardness (just make sure your buddy down below behaves lol). The awkwardness you would feel, I don’t have to tell anyone what it would feel like. Now that you’ve broken the awkward barrier you can talk about more personal things. Now back to the talking, here you can combine the gay joke and the girl lovin and ask “Are you gay?” What a nice phrase. He probably won’t call you gay, and this doesn’t mean he will answer truthfully. But you will know. PAY ATTENTION to his answer. How does he answer? Delayed (that’s positive, he isn’t sure) or really fast (that’s positive, he is really defensive), angrily (positive, he is mad you are questioning him) (and those were all no’s of some sort, or yes’s in which case you either have a joke or a real touchdown). If he answers by asking “are you?” that’s positive (some of this may seem commercial, like could only happen in a movie, but that’s not the case, I would say “are you?”. He is breaking the secretive barrier with all these reactions. If he reacts with any kind of no in a joking way, that’s a negative, he knows he is straight and is comfortable with it.

What do I do after he has broken the second barrier? DO NOT LET IT GO BACK TO SQUARE 1. You are about to hit touchdown, or you’re almost to the “about to” point. The “are you?” is probably a touch down. Don’t say yes, but don’t say no, shrug and get close half jokingly so he doesn’t immediately shy away. Jokingly? Smile and act all gay, but when you get close enough he will either push you away in which case you protect yourself and say “just kidding I’m not” or if he is really gay, he wont stop you, but stop joking after your close enough to touch and he obviously isn’t going to go crazy, so he doesn’t get confused by what you’re about to do. Lean in for the kiss, does he close his eyes (squints count)? Kissssss him!! :-* YAY TOUCHDOWN.

If it’s another of the positive reactions (these are yeses, we wouldn’t be here if he said a normal reaction “no”), take an additional first step. If it’s a joking answer, it’s not game over! Come out to him. Test his reaction. Bad (He gets disgusted or he says that’s ok he doesn’t care) = take it back. Good (he looks shocked and gets nervous)= stand there and wait for him to come out to you. If he said yes not jokingly (unlikely) then you are about to touch first base, CONFIRM THIS, ask “really?” AND FOR ALL YES REACTIONS YOU SHOULD CONFIRM BTW!! If your not convinced, ask him to kiss you. If he does, kiss back.

Now you know. Good luck.

hortonheardabitchassliar  asked:

☂+ship thing Remus and Sirius and the 5 empty water bottles one

YES WOLFSTAR! You only asked for one but I’m gonna do them all for all the ships I get asked. :)

1) Who yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: Remus, somehow they all end up in Remus’ side of the bed… 

2) Who whines when the other forgot something they wanted after grocery shopping: SIRIUS! Can you imagine… “Wow Remi. You remembered your chocolate but couldn’t remember my ice cream? I’m crushed! Do you even love me anymore!?!”

“Sirius don’t be so dramatic. Merlin give me ten minutes I’ll be right back with the ice cream!”

“AW REMI I LOVE YOU!”

3) Who has five half finished water bottles in the room: Sirius. He keeps meaning to grab them but life keeps getting in the way, and he simply wont drink stale water.

4) Who starts a quickie somewhere they shouldn’t: Both. Anytime, anywhere. James and Lily’s wedding reception for example… Lily almost killed them. James made a joke. Peter was disterbed.  

5) Who surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: Sirius, he loved to see his Moony’s face when he surprised him. He also knew it was a surefire way to cheer him up after a moon. Besides how doesn’t love fast food?

6) Who is massively hung over after their anniversary party: Sirius, but Remus takes care of him, while also teasing him relentlessly. 

7) Who argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: There is no argument, they both know double stuffed is far superior. 

8) Who buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they are expecting: Sirius! He is a spender, add the excitement of having a baby and you get one wizard way overspending. 

9) Who insists that they each get their own popcorn at the movies: Both. They have had that mutual agreement since their first date because Remus likes to put bunch a crunch in with his popcorn and Sirius just wants a ton of butter.

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