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Daedric Princes, Loosely Interpreted
  • Molag Bal: Prince of bosses who call their employees "family" when they're in a good mood but exploit and underpay them consistently
  • Nocturnal: Prince of greasy goth dudes who only come out of their house at night to go to underground speakeasy bars
  • Peryite: Prince of peak hour train passengers who smell bad and not being able to sleep because there's a mosquito hovering around somewhere (or maybe it's just tinnitus??)
  • Mephala: Prince of kinks you didn't know existed and Deep Web drug dealing
  • Sheogorath: Prince of neurotypicals who think mental illness is quirky and at some point in their life had a "random" phase
  • Jyggalag: Prince of DM's who insist on players following the narrative they decided on in advance that get mad when players attempt to circumvent their rules creatively
  • Namira: Prince of making people profoundly uncomfortable by telling them things about you they really don't want to know
  • Hermaeus Mora: Prince of Sapiosexuality, Lovecraft's better known works and Deviantart
  • Azura: Prince of being so out of touch you don't see what's wrong with constantly spending money on clothes, wearing them once, then throwing them out
  • Mehrunes Dagon: Prince of temper tantrums in public because the manager won't refund the item you bought at a different store over a year and a half ago
  • Sanguine: Prince of Goon Sacks pegged on the washing line and a long cycle of snacking while you wait for other snacks to cook
  • Meridia: Prince of university political groups that have similar ideals to you but thrive on creating petty drama and are really only involved for what it can do for their resume
  • Hircine: Prince of having pay tv but only the sport channels and believing that killing animals is a good, character building exercise for boys
  • Vaermina: Prince of using drugs in the hopes of having a life changing epiphany only for it to reduce you to a twitching heap of regret
  • Clavicus Vile: Prince of taking advantage of new players in MMO's by befriending them and convincing them to give you all their good loot and ripping them off when trading
  • Boethiah: Prince of smirking and sneering alternatively as you scroll through social media of people who Wronged you in high school
  • Malacath: Prince of overcompensating for loneliness by being outwardly cynical, standoffish and aggressive
PTA Moms
  • Jeonghan: So Suho how are your kids?
  • Suho: HALF WON'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME TWO OF THEM WON'T CONTACT ME AND KRIS JUST LEFT ME TO DEAL WITH THEM YIXING IS THE ONLY ONE THAT LISTENS TO ME AND HES NOT EVEN HERE TODAY
  • Onew: Sometimes you just gotta let them be *sips wine out of a mug*
  • Kihyun: Well at least my kids are only weird
  • Jinyoung: someone needs to come get my kids. Mark is the only normal one and even then I'm pretty sure Jackson is starting to leave an impression on him, Yugyeom just released a song on SoundCloud about having a side piece, Jackson is Jackson you can't do anything about him, Youngjae has consistently locked himself in his room with Coco, BamBam is BamBam you can't help him either
  • Kihyun: HA YOU HAVE HELPLESS KIDS
  • Key: *yells from the other room* KIHYUN YOU CANT TALK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE ALL YOUR KIDS DO IS SLEEP ALL DAY AND DONT DO SHIT FOR THEMSELVES
  • Jeonghan: Just be lucky y'all don't have 12 kids
  • Onew: I thought you only had 11 kids
  • Jeonghan: Oh Seungcheol is a child himself. The worst child of them all.
  • Jeonghan: But anyways... Jin how are your kids?
  • Jin: Oh they're fine Jimin made some brownies the other day, Jungkook is currently going through his emo phase, Yoongi is doing what he likes which consists of music, Hobi is being the ray of sunshine he is, and Tae is in theater so he's been practicing for an upcoming play.

anonymous asked:

oh god, tony who used to be so cocky and confident around steve and now is fidgety and keeps playing with his fingers! rhodey would see it and be at his side in a second, he knows damn well how tony looks like when he's nervous and how he looks like when he's scared and now he sees the signs of both and he won't have it! tony is precious and he won't be treated like trash by steve.

Oh god, Rhodey would be in Obsessive, Violent, Protective Momma Bear Mode immediately. Can you imagine the carnage???

Because you see, Rhodey is already beyond pissed off by the time Team Cap comes swaggering back into the compound. He’s had to live through seven hours of no contact from Tony, not knowing whether he was alive or dead, had to watch Tony coming back only half alive, with wounds that have been caused by Captain fucking America. He’s watched Tony struggling to recover, unable to get the peace he needed, constantly stressed because of the public pressure and the amount of work it took to get these assholes back into the country.

So when Rogers has the nerve to contradict Tony within their first reconciliation meeting, all stubbornness and indignation–and he can’t believe that he used to find this inspiring–and Tony’s hands begin to twitch, rolling around the pen between his fingers again and again, until the skin is coloured an angry red, Rhodey snaps.

The Wrath of War Machine, christened by the newest, young members of the Avengers, will forever be remembered with both fear and reverence.

Attack on Titan characters as things people in my math class do
  • Eren: playing pool on game pigeon instead of working/hooking phone up to a Bluetooth speaker to play Mask Off
  • Armin: reading a book completely unrelated to math because he finished half an hour early
  • Mikasa: literally just leaves class after she's told she can't sit with her best friend
  • Sasha: brings every type of Cheetos for herself and her best friend
  • Connie: writes "I'm a cool guy" on the white board in sharpie instead of expo pen
  • Christa: brings enough Oreos for the entire class to have 4th helpings
  • Ymir: yells "you're a fat bitch" loudly without the teacher even caring
  • Annie: comes to class half asleep in a giant hoodie with one earbud in, hidden under her hair
  • Jean: cut his hair in class after someone told him "no balls, you won't"
  • Marco: is doing a live on Instagram all during class and no one stops him
  • Reiner: gets the office aid to send him a pass to leave class
  • Bertholdt: pretends to not speak English so he can use his phone all through class for "translation"
  • Not featured: purposely getting suspended because they literally just wanted to leave class that bad
  • Throwing textbooks, calculators, erasers, and pencils out the 3rd story window
  • Getting their Bluetooth speaker taken away for playing Rack City at max volume
Historia has her Kink, Sasha of course knows things, and Mikasa has her moment.
  • Historia: Do you think Ymir thinks about things?
  • Mikasa: ...what things?
  • Historia: Ya know...things.
  • Mikasa: His', can you clarify for me please?
  • Historia: Uh, ya know like why the sky is blue or why they call the darkest reaches of the ocean the abyss or--
  • Sasha: She wants to know if Ymir ever thinks about getting choked by Historia as much as she thinks about doing it to Ymir.
  • Historia: ...
  • Mikasa: ...
  • Sasha: ....
  • Mikasa: I don't hear you denying this His'.
  • Historia: I'm uh...I'm trying to grasp how Sasha knew that?
  • Sasha: We room together, I hear things when I go off on my nightly snack raids. You won't believe half the things I hear coming from Annie and Mina's room.
  • Mikasa: That's all fine and dandy, babe. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around Historia wanting to choke Ymir, why would she do that? What's Ymir done to deserve that His'?
  • Sasha: Oh, my sweet loving scarf child.
  • Historia: Seriously?
  • Mikasa: What? I'm concerned here, why would you---
  • Sasha: Babe, honey, abs that have me drooling. Think bedroom activity.
  • Mikasa: Oh. OH! Oh, okay. Yeah she definitely does.

anonymous asked:

If your change is over $30. I have them count it before I close my till. 'Check and make sure that's $70. Half time I get a huff response. But had a guy accuse me once of giving him the wrong change. Supposedly forgot a $20. Now I make sure it won't happen again. 'Oh so you can't count?' No it's just a large amount, and you can't come back complain later. Cause you counted it.

I train all my cashiers to count all change three times (at least). One when you’re pulling it from the drawer. Again to yourself. And a third time to the customer. If you do this every cash transaction no matter the amount you can make it second nature and you make it almost impossible to be short.

-Rodney

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anonymous asked:

I don't think any people who ship Stalia and Marrish can say they're better than us stydia fans. Both of those relationships are wrong and disgusting! Stydia is so unique and genuine. Shelley and Ryan are both so...Ugh. I know Dylan made a mistake, but at least Holland hasn't! Btw You won't always have a come back!

I don’t get half the things that come out of the mouth’s of Strdia shippers! 

Unique and genuine - THEY’RE COUNTLESS SHIPS WHERE A BOY HAS A CRUSH ON A GIRL WHO IS TOO POPULAR FOR HIM AND THEY END UP TOGETHER!! IT IS OVERUSED!!! Why can’t girls and boys just STAY best friends? It used to be one of favourite BROTPS, not OTPS.

If Stalia is disgusting, I MUST BE TOO! Stalia was wonderful, they anchored each other when they were both vulnerable, they guided each other out of the dark they both were in, Malia being a coyote for years and Stiles’s experience with Void, they needed one another. 

If Marrish is disgusting, because he is 24 and she is 18!! Then you wouldn’t be a fan of my parents, my Dad was 22 and my Mum 25 when they met, same age gap!! They now happily married with three kids, no one ever judged them for their age! WHY? It’s not wrong!! THE AGE GAP IS FINE!!!!! NOT PERVERTED.

So Shelley Hennig is problematic??

The worst thing I can find that she has said and done was this: 

“I feel like people don’t get our love, because it can be kind of aggressive and that’s how Malia shows affection.” 

OKAY! This was shown in the show, she was a coyote for years, it is taking her time ad this is Malia’s view on STALIA, a ship she is in; this is addressed in the show, the most aggressive Malia has actually shown in the punch, which was her anger from Stiles ruining her home. Then with the spooning, she turns him over, she was still learning when and where she needed her powers, that’s what Shelley was addressing here.

And Ryan…the only thing I can find that antis hate about Ryan, is the fact he admitted he likes to be naked, which is natural and he is most likely being a funny puppy for behind the scenes .


Moving onto Dylan…yes, he has done something terrible. but it wasn’t just him, it was the whole cast of the film thinking they are funny, when they are actually being complete idiots! Making fun of a culture is freaking terrible, but 20th Century Fox is famous for covering shit up so they don’t get a bad image, most famously with Dylan’s accident last year, telling everyone he was fine and then having to reveal he nearly died. As a media studies studen, I have learnt about cover-ups and 20th Century FOX is one of the biggest, so it likely when people got angry about this, they told the cast to shut up and not say a thing, so that’s why he never said sorry or the rest of the cast.

And one to my favourite point from you…..Holland Roden is the most problematic member of this cast:

- Made a prison rape joke

- Made transphobic jokes 

- made horrible comments about West Africa

- She supported cultural appropriation

- When Daniel and Crystal split up, she said “don’t shit where you eat” and she’s dated Ian Bohen, Colton Haynes (before his coming out, of course) and Max Caver. 

- Made Islamophobic comments

- She did address this all, but only justified what she said, instead of apologising!

Have a good evening!!!


I finally caught up the walking dead (dunno about you guys but over here it’s fucking impossible to get into past season 5 on any online distributor. frustrating as fuck.) and let me tell you, my queen Carol made me fucking piss myself in every bit of her screentime, I love her so much ahhhhh

anonymous asked:

The thing is, half of those gifs you posted are over a year, some even 2 years old. How can you look at footage from S2 and get confidence, when apparently what we saw as set-up then still hasn't progressed over 2 years later? We likely have 13 eps left, and they're basically in the same place they were in 2.05. I have no doubt they can spin their wheels for 13 eps. They probably won't even see each other for the first 3-4, be separated for 3 more, then face touch in the finale. Woo hoo.

Hold on…

I posted 17 gifs, 11 of which were from season 4. Only one of them is from season 2. Are you telling me that Bellarke’s relationship hasn’t developed since season 2? We literally went from Clarke sending Bellamy to Mount Weather on a death mission, telling him that his life was “worth the risk” to Clarke pretty much choosing Bellamy over the entire freaking human race and sacrificing 50 of their people to save his life. We went from Bellamy and Clarke being enemies to co-leaders to best friends, to two people who refused to be saved if it meant the other wasn’t. We went from 2 characters with completely opposing views to a perfect balance of a ‘head and heart’ dynamic, people who keep each other centered, who don’t work as well separately as they do when they’re together. Their relationship in season 2 could have been interpreted as nothing more than a purely platonic one but there is nothing about their dynamic in season 4 that is platonic. We ended the season with a canon acknowledgement that Clarke has been radioing Bellamy every single day for 2199 days despite not knowing if he’s getting her messages, if he’s even alive. He has kept her sane (also canon) despite not even being on freaking Earth. That’s some soulmate shit right there. I know waiting for a slow burn ship to happen is painful but that’s just how it is with slow burns. That finale was all I needed to be confident in romantic Bellarke in season 5. We need to have some faith in the writers because they’ve managed to develop them really well up until now, why would they disappoint us now and ruin their relationship after all this time?

Also, why would you assume that we only have 13 episodes left…? Season 5 hasn’t even aired yet, we’re in the first month of hiatus and yet you’re already set on it not being renewed for season 6. 

We went from this:

Originally posted by autumnkru

To this:

Originally posted by bellameblake

I mean…

*to the tune of "Gaston"*
  • KAZAMA:
  • Who does she think she is?
  • That girl has tangled with the wrong demon!
  • AMAGIRI:
  • I admit her resistance is unwise
  • KAZAMA:
  • No one says "no" to Kazama!
  • Dismissed! Rejected!
  • Publicly humiliated! Even killing those fakes didn't help
  • SHIRANUI:
  • Just go kill more
  • KAZAMA:
  • What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced
  • AMAGIRI:
  • Your behavior is unbecoming of a demon clan head. You must pull yourself together.
  • KAZAMA:
  • Yes-- it is not like myself, Kazama
  • To get so down in the dumps
  • That demon girl will choose me, Kazama
  • I'm better than those human thugs
  • There's no man in Kyoto desirable as me
  • I'll kill anyone who tries
  • Everyone's awed and inspired by me
  • And it's not very hard to see why
  • No one's slick as myself
  • No one's quick as myself
  • No one's God's gift to demonkind quite like myself
  • There's no demon in town half as deadly
  • Perfect, a pure paragon!
  • Just ask any Shin, Sano, or Heisuke
  • And they'll tell you whose blade they'd prefer to die on
  • SHINSENGUMI CHORUS:
  • We don't like Kazama
  • We will fight Kazama
  • CHIZURU:
  • For the last time, I won't go with you, Kazama!
  • KAZAMA:
  • As a demon clan head, I'm intimidating!
  • SHINSENGUMI CHORUS:
  • What an asshole, Kazama!
  • Send out the Captains!
  • Slice him to bits!
  • KAZAMA:
  • I am the best
  • All you pests can suck it
  • SEVERAL VERSES OF KAZAMA PRAISING HIMSELF AND THE SHINSENGUMI GETTING PROGRESSIVELY MORE DONE WITH HIS SHIT LATER:
  • KAZAMA:
  • Lowly haters can just keep on hating!
  • SHINSENGUMI CHORUS + CHIZURU:
  • Just go away
  • Kazama!
How the Season 3 reveal played out @ Discord today (nicknames omitted lol)
  • SEASON 3 2018!!!!
  • AAAAAAAKLSNF/FBDF.BFJBFNFNBLF
  • SFSHFJKSDFHJDSHFKSDFHKDJSHFKJDSHFKJHDFJKHDSFHLA
  • PERFECT
  • IM FUCKING CRYI NG
  • 2018 2018 20118
  • one hour one hour
  • WAIT WHAT
  • omg
  • IM NOT THERE YET
  • SEASON 3 GUYS
  • 2018!?
  • WAIT
  • SEASON 3 IS 2018!!!!!!!!!!
  • AKJSFHASFH
  • ARE YOU SERIOUSY?!
  • UH
  • wergsaesdsfgfdhgfjHT
  • WHERE
  • FUCK YES
  • TWITTER!?
  • IM IN TEARS
  • WHERE
  • HAWERSKFLGNGHFAEGWT[]
  • AKJSHFKJLASHFLASKF
  • i gotta ditch y'all and run to skype
  • IT WAS AFTER THE CREDITS
  • IF YOU WATCHED ON WATCH SNK.NET IT WAS AFTER THE CREDITS!!!!!!
  • are you guys fucking serious???? 2018?????
  • whatWHAT
  • YES1
  • s3 is 2018 defintiely!?
  • Hellooooo
  • YES
  • DEFINTIELY?
  • ummm did we get erwin collapsing on the wall?
  • ABSOLUTELY?!
  • YUUUUP
  • POSTIIVELT!?
  • WHY DID I MISS IT
  • YES!
  • OMGOGMOGAMASDFOHKSGFTH"LAGf wqeagsreti AM YELLING
  • okay guys so I opened Tumblr and saw only one spoiler
  • I'm dying and collapsing
  • SKLAJFHSKAFH
  • DID THEY TEVEAL ZDKE
  • IM SOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I GOT SPOILEDJFC
  • you wanna see my horrible screenshot *beep*
  • THEY DID
  • *beep* WERE GETTING SEASON 3 NEXT YEAR
  • YES WE SAW ZEKE AND HIS DANK ASS
  • *beep* is gonna die
  • BITCH YOU KNOW IT
  • IT WAS SO FAST WE COULDNT SCREENSHOT
  • I AM DYING ALREADYI AM DEAD
  • I JUST READ ONE LINEOMFGWAS MY HUSBAND HANDSOME
  • I AM FUCKINGYELLING
  • AJAJSHSHDHDHDHDJD
  • I AM DYING HERE
  • *beep*
  • I AM YELLGIN
  • FUCK
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • THANK YOU
  • I AMCRYNG
  • LNFBJNFBNFLBNFLBNFL
  • ITS REAK
  • I AM CRYING
  • *beep* HOLD ME
  • OMFGDADDYYYY
  • HOLDS *beep*
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE NEVER
  • I'm legit crying fuck fuckkjhgskdgshmdgsh
  • UPRISING
  • NNSJSJSJSJSNAKKSJDJDKC
  • OMGOMGOMGOMG
  • ANDJDJSJNDJDKSNSJXKCKSNANKDJCKSJSNX
  • ME TOO *beep*
  • AKNSNSNSNDJDJSNSNDJXJAKKSPSJSND
  • ajajjsjsjdhdhdh
  • SOWNSNNDJDJWJSJXJSNDPDOSNSJDODS
  • ZEKEEEEEEEE
  • IL CRYING TOOJNSDKJDSKJNVSKD
  • i am tearing up
  • ZEKEEEEEE
  • like LEGIMITALY
  • IM CRYING IN HAPPINESSSSSSSS
  • EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
  • MY MOMs next to me io hope she doesn't think i lost it
  • ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK
  • IM SO HAPPY SEASON 3 IS HAPPENING THANK FUCK
  • I AM CRYING JFC
  • I broke my fucking caps lock button lmfao
  • ME TOO
  • I'M CRYINGSJFKSFKSK
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFINALLY
  • lmao
  • WE GOT BEARDWIN. WE GOT OORDINATE, WE GOT ZEKE, WE GOT SEASON 3 NWS
  • i literally broke it
  • *beep*NNNNNNN
  • the light won't turn off lmao
  • omg *beep*it's worth it
  • OKAY NOWI NEED TO LEAVE THOS CHANNEL BC IT IS DARK AND FULL OF SPOILERS
  • alright folks, that was a lovely episode, bedtime orz
  • don't die from excitement and crying
  • SEE YOU ALL IN AN HOUR
  • FASDFKJAHSDFKJASGFJASGFKHASGFHJ
  • DON'T DIE
  • akakskjsjsjdjndjdndjdnddkI PROBABLY WILLMy heart can't handle bearwin and beast daddy in same ep
  • sAHFJASGFH
  • I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET TO WATCH IT IN AN HOUR SHSBSB UGH
  • i can't believe i broke my caps lock button lmfao
  • I WANNA CRY
  • this computer is not even half a year old
  • ending card btw
  • jsdfhbaksjhfg
  • You snk'd too hard *beep*
  • BUT OMG SEASON 3 YO
  • OMG BEAUTIFUL
  • SEASONTHREE
  • NDJJSDJJZ UGHDJNSDNJDC
  • TWENTY EIGHTEEN
  • THIS ENDING CARD IS EVERYTHING
  • ED CARD?WHA IS IT
  • SCROLL UP
  • SAFDSAFJHASDGFJ
  • IM CRYING AND I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE FUCKING EPISODE
  • SEASON 3ASKFJHASKJFHSDREAM COME TRUE
  • NOW I CAN STOP ANSWERING PEOPLE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT WHETHER WE ARE GETTING IT OR NOT LMFAO
  • sajsfgjaskhfgasgfLOL *beep*
  • i feel so blessedseason 3
  • YESAHHHH
  • 1 year
  • FINALLY
  • ITS BEEN 84 YEARS

anonymous asked:

♚ Pikeleth

♚: Head scratches

Minxie purrs loud enough to wake the dead.

“Yes, hello to you too,” Pike murmurs as the enormous cat curls next to her bedroll, warm as any fire. “You’re going to wake the whole camp if you keep that up.”

Minxie only purrs louder, butting her head into Pike’s shoulder. Pike obediently scratches behind her ears.

“I wasn’t expecting you tonight, you know,” she says quietly, and Minxie’s ears twitch towards her. “Are you doing okay?”

The purring dies off, and Minxie rests her head heavy on her paws. Pike leans against her shoulder.

“Bad dreams?”

“Mrrrrrrrow.”

“It’s alright,” Pike promises. “I’m here. Nothing’s gonna get through me.”

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anonymous asked:

Listen... Monty beating up people and angst is my jam. Like, he's such a good boyfriend to you, but his temper just... You don't need to him fuck up every single person who's ever said something mean to you or leered at you, you can handle yourself. And he's do shitty things for no reason? Like shoving Tyler into walls (and you don't really care for Tyler, but that was uncalled for). And ofc Tyler won't even let you help him up because, "You're his girlfriend, I bet you love this."

alkdfjalskdjfalskjdf ahhhhhh yes!

“Hey!” you shout, taking the steps two at a time when you see Monty shove Tyler up against the lockers out of the blue. “Monty, what are you doing?” you half growl, grabbing one of his arms and peeling him away from Tyler. Your brows are furrowed as you take him a few steps away, crossing your arms and glaring at him. “Get a lid on it,” you hiss under your breath. You’re fairly certain you’re in love with the man in front of you, but some of the shit he does pisses you the fuck off.

Monty scoffs, running a hand through his hair. “What? I can’t send the creeps a message?” he asks. He knows you hate that he’s one of the biggest bullies in the school. He just doesn’t know how to change it without losing respect. He doesn’t realize how much respect he’d gain by not pushing people around.

“Not like this,” you say, gesturing towards Tyler, who had slid to the floor to recover the books and loose papers he’d dropped.

Monty shakes his head. “Whatever,” he grumbles, throwing up his hands and walking down the hall. You’re not mad that he’s leaving, sometimes it’s best for him to take a walk and cool down.

You purse your lips and take a deep breath, returning to tyler and bending down to help him. “I’m sorry, Tyler,” you apologize, reaching out for a book. 

But he snatches it up before you can touch it, his cheeks damp from a few stray tears. “No you’re not,” he snaps, grabbing up the rest of the papers in a big ball and scrambling to his feet. “If you were sorry you wouldn’t be dating that asshole. You’re condoning his behavior just by being with him.”

Your jaw drops slightly. “No…that’s not…I don’t like that he does this sort of thing…”

Tyler holds his school supplies close to his chest. “That’s who he is, sorry to burst your bubble.” As he backs away down the hall he leaves you with, “There’s no changing him.”

  • Faith: Oh, yeah, caught you doing something I shouldn't?
  • Robert: What are you creeping around for?
  • Faith: I'm doing this.
  • Robert: What, on the floor?
  • Faith: Come over and bring that with you. Oh, yeah! Ha!
  • Robert: (sees the sign "He's out, we're proud") He's been in fro assault, not fighting apartheid.
  • Faith: You know, you don't half seem miserable, considering yo're getting your fella back. You're worried he's not been faithful to you, with all the temptation in there?
  • Robert: No.
  • Faith: Well, even if he hasn't been... they won't come bothering him once they're out. They'll all be back with their wives. And no offence, cos I know, you've shopped in both departments. And good luck to you - different strokes. Quite literally, I imagine. Oh, glory be! It does smile!
  • Robert: Well, of course it does. It's getting its fella back today. I need to go.
  • Faith: Oh, no, you need to help me get this up first. Oh, Sarah's due back and I want to see her little face. (goes to leave) And, er, if you ever do consider shopping in ladieswear again... I'm single.