half jordan


Well, I just killed off Daisuga in this AU…

Atlantis - Haikyuu AU SCENE 1

After My Heart - Calum Chambers

My house was a mess. Boxes were everywhere, although they didn’t belong to just me. (Actually only a few belonged to me, I was renowned for being a complete neat freak amongst my friends). They also belonged to my 3 room mates: Naomi, Jordan and Tom. We all went to the same university and after our first year had chosen to get a flat and split the rent.

So far it was so good but Jordan had mentioned that he had a friend staying over for the night and we were all rushing around attempting to make the flat look half decent. Jordan had given us no clue over who was visiting but it was clearly obvious that it wasn’t someone from Uni.


A few hours later a knock at the door was heard and typically Jordan was in the shower. I was sitting on the sofa doing Uni coursework and all I heard was:

“Y/N get the fucking door!”

I rolled my eyes and only planned to exchange polite words with the guest, whoever it was, and continue with my coursework. I paced slowly to the door and opened it. I was shocked to see who was standing there.

I recognised him immediately. It was Calum Chambers. I had followed football for a long time and it happened to be that Arsenal was the team I had chosen to support. I kept my cool and smiled at him.

“Urm hi, is Jordan in?” He asked politely.

“Hi, yeah he’s just having a shower but please come on in.” I said, standing aside so he could walk in. I closed the door after him and he brushed the non-existent mud off his shoes. He was incredibly polite.

I walked through to the living room and sat back down on the sofa, pulling my laptop back onto my lap. Calum had followed me through to the living room and sat on the sofa opposite me. I was immersed in coursework instantly, forgetting that Calum was even in the room.

“Sorry to disturb you, but who’s scarf is that?” Calum asked, making me raise my head and follow his gaze to the many boxes that were lying around the house. The scarf was a Gunners one, this seasons one.

“Oh that’s mine.” I said, slightly embarrassed.

“You’re an Arsenal fan?” He questioned. I nodded back at him and he smiled.

“Who’s your favourite player?” He asked.

“Giroud, if I had to choose.”

“What about me?” I smiled at his mock hurt. I decided to continue the banter.

“Meh, you’re alright.” I joked. Calum placed his hands up in surrender.

“Well that’s rude. Well you obviously know my name, so what’s yours?”


“Suits you, it’s cute.” 

“Is that your way of calling me cute?” I smirked, expecting him to falter and maybe get embarrassed. But he didn’t, he simply just smirked back at me.

“It is. Pretty, smart and you like football? You must be a girl after my own heart.” He chuckled. This time I was the one who faltered and got embarrassed. I began to blush a little but before I got the opportunity to make a witty comeback Jordan walked down from his shower, his hair still wet.

“Hey man.” Jordan spoke, making Calum look up and remember the reason he was here.

“Hey J.” Calum replied, standing up and exchanging a bro hug with my room mate.

“Sorry for taking so long.” Jordan apologised.

“Nah, it’s alright. Y/N was keeping me entertained.” Calum smirked. Jordan glanced down at me, sending me a knowing grin.

“Sure she was. Now come on, we’ve got FIFA to play.” Jordan said, clapping Calum on the back and pushing him in the direction of the stairs.

“See you Y/N.” Calum called over his shoulder, causing Jordan to roll his eyes and push him upstairs. I laughed at their antics, continuing with my coursework until my other room mate Naomi came downstairs.

“Flirting with a footballer now eh Y/N?” She teased. I groaned, knowing I wasn’t going to hear the end of this for a long time.

“Don’t you start….” I grumbled. Naomi flopped down on the sofa beside me, removing my laptop from my lap and placing it carefully on the coffee table, knowing I would snap if she handled my laptop thoughtlessly. 

“Forget coursework, tell me everything!” 



I loved the prompt for this imagine so thank you to whoever sent it in! 

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We’re already halfway through the season and although Jeff said we’ll find out what Parrish is this season, that doesn’t mean I can’t still write up long posts theorizing what he is! ;)

Anyways, this kind of goes back to my hellhound theory which I’ll explain under the cut but for now, I’ll be talking about psychopomps and why I think Parrish is one.

What are psychopomps? They can be spirits, angels, or other various creatures whose sole responsibility is to escort newly deceased souls to the afterlife. Their job is not to judge the deceased but to simply provide safe passage. As mentioned before, they can come in different forms depending on the culture such as animals like birds, dogs, horses, ravens, and other helpful beings that are connected with the afterlife. Some well known psychopomps include Greek God Hermes and Egyptian god Anubis.

The psychopomp is also considered as a mediator between the unconscious and conscious realms and can be symbolically personified in dreams as a wise man or woman, or sometimes as a helpful animal, where they accompany the soul of the dead. (this can also happen vice versa: where they can also help at birth and introduce a newborn child’s soul to the world).

So how does this connect to Parrish?

(gif by miikaela)

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Under Your Desk (Kootra SMUT)

For the anon requesting smut where the reader works at the office and Jordan is eating the reader out from under the desk. then spencer comes in and asks something so the reader tries but fails horribly, enjoy! xx

Jordan looks up at me from his place under my desk, facial expression smug as he kept me waiting. I groan as he slowly spreads my legs apart, pants long gone exposing my lower half. Jordan smirks as he moves close, slowly licking my folds. I shudder as he continues to lick up and down. His tongue brushes over my clit driving me wild and drawing a loud moan from me.

Soon he pushes his tongue past and begins eating my out. His actions reduce me to a moaning mess within seconds as his tongue flicks in and out of me at a rapid pace. My head falls back against my office chair as my fingers tangle in his hair pushing him close. Jordan let’s out a soft chuckle before gripping my thighs and spreading my legs a little further allowing him more access.

The door to my office opens I sit up a bit, trying to act normal. Jordan doesn’t stop though, instead works to increase the pleasurable feeling. Spencer walks in and raises an eyebrow.

“Hey y/n, can you-”, Spencer starts off. Soon all of his words become distance as my orgasm grows near. I bite my lip trying my hardest not to moan or give the slightest indication of what was going on under my desk.

“W-What?”, I stutter out as he looks at me completely confused.

“Where you not listening?”

“No I just didn’t quite underst-”, I cut off as a loud moan leave my mouth while Jordan sucks on my clit lightly. Spencer looks at me quite aware of what was happening now. Jordans soft chuckle echos out from under the desk, and Spencer’s eyes grow wider.

“I’m just gonna leave you two…,”, he says before backing out of the room and shutting the door.

“Dammit Jordan.”, I pant.

“You love me.”, he mumbles against me. I nod as he sets back to what he was doing previously. Soon after I cum all over his face, moans leaving my lips along with his name. Jordan moves my chair back again and looks up at me, small splotches of white surrounding his lips and chin. Slowly he licks his lips and I bite my lip then laugh.

“that’s hot babe.”

“I’d hope so now if you excuse me I have to clean up then go Uh talk to Spencer.”

“Give me a kiss babe.”

“That’s what got us into this mess but okay.”, he says before kissing me, lips still slightly salty.


WestAllen + Facebook Part XIX

In which Barry is a supportive best friend to Iris. Inspired by the preview comic for The Sound and the Fury

2 New Male characters coming to PLL after the time jump:

TVLine has learned exclusively that two male characters will recur in the second half of Season 6: Jordan, a sophisticated-yet-approachable 27-year-old working in the fashion industry, and Liam, a 24-year-old editorial assistant from Boston.

Could these new additions provide hints as to where the girls will end up? Publishing seems like a perfect fit for budding-writer Aria, and I’ll give you one guess as to which girl I see working in fashion.”

Hannah Marin time jump prediction:

TVLine has released that two male characters will recur in the second half of Season 6: Jordan, a sophisticated-yet-approachable 27-year-old working in the fashion industry, and Liam, a 24-year-old editorial assistant from Boston. (I could definitely see Aria in publishing)

My prediction is Hanna will be working in the fashion industry. 

And most people know Ashley Benson posted a video on snapchat while on set and we see a engagement ring on her left hand (snapchat flips the pictures btw) Ashley then quickly deleted the video but here is the picture:

Then it was announced there is a new guy on set that will have scenes with Hanna: 

I think this will be the man Hanna is engaged too (i’m still really hoping it will be Caleb though). As you can see the engagement ring is pretty huge… I’m guessing Hanna and this guy will be living quite the high end life.