AU where Half Lost is written in the style of Grasshopper Jungle
No spoilers unless you haven’t read the first few chapters that are available
In the year that my father, Marcus Byrn turned twenty-eight, he killed
thirty-two people. Celia used to make me learn facts about Marcus.
That’s one of them. It was the most he killed in any one year before the
war between Soul O'Brien’s Council and the Alliance of Free Witchs.
Marcus Byrn wasn’t actually a terrible person. No one knew anything
Gabriel brought a packet of cheese and soup from Camp Three for dinner. I wished it was Cup-o-Noodles.
I thought about having sex with Annalise even though I hate her now. Thinking about hate sex with Annalise O'Brien made me horny.
I wondered about asking Gabriel to join us. Thinking about a hate-filled threesome with Gabriel and Annalise made me horny.
Gabriel doesn’t like my stones, but I need them to keep track of where I’ve been and who I’ve seen. You know what I mean.
I’ve killed fifty-two hunters in the past several weeks. They must masturbate excessively.
History shows that boys who have visions of being shot don’t enjoy seeing those visions come true.
A breeze picked up and blew through Gabriel’s hair. Breezes through Gabriel Boutin’s beautiful hair made me horny.
I thought about how my father and his father and his father all had to live their lives on the run, hunted and feared. I thought about how that was the life I’m living now. All roads crossed where I stood.
I weighed my options of what to do about the hunters in the camp in
front of me. Attacking was madness; scouting was risky; leaving was the
sensible option. I decided to attack. It was not a good idea.
Januaryogis Challenge by SunandStrength
Day 15 Half Moon
Day 16 Grasshopper Pose
For grasshopper pose I tried to do baby grasshopper, but could not grab my foot. This is a cool pose but won’t get into it anytime soon. Got to keep practicing my crow pose balancing to build up more arm strength.