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Merry Christmas, haleshuman!

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“Stiles, no.”

“STILES YES!" 

Allison and Scott shake their heads in dismay, but Stiles grins as the cashier. She gives the gaudy package counter a wary look but rings it up anyway. 

"This is the worst practical joke idea I’ve ever heard,” Scott groans.

“C’mon, it’ll be hilarious. You know Derek is a stick-in-the-mud and I’m sure the look on his face will be priceless and he’ll be so embarrassed." 

Scott looks at Allison and they share a look that makes Stiles thinks they know something he doesn’t, but then Allison shrugs and Scott chuckles. “Yeah, you’re right,” he says, even though Allison hadn’t said anything. 

Whatever. His friends can judge his ideas as much as they want, but Stiles is certain getting a “Sexy Christmas Elf” outfit and showing up as a caroler is bound to be hilarious.

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Merry Christmas, haleshuman!
Merry Christmas! :) hope you enjoy the gift, have a wonderful day ***** Unedited

Derek is aware that on some level he is privileged to work so closely with such a talented author as SR Stilinski. He’s aware Stiles’ supernatural adventure series Abominable Wolf is an international hit and that really, he should be humbled by the fact that Stiles still wants him as his editor.

“Why did you deem it necessary to send me a photocopy of your ass?”

However, Derek was also aware of something that millions of readers around the world were blissfully ignorant of. That being that Stiles may be a genius, a star and a truly brilliant author but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s also a little shit.

“For the vine, Derek, for the vine.”

“The what?”

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