Side effects of the intake of Ricola are:

- Being punctual
- Getting stressed out by people that arent punctual
- Being obsessed with money
- Spending months alone in the mountains with cows
- Trying to make cheese yourself
- The body refusing to take up any non-Swiss cheese
- Breaking down in the supermarket if the chocolate aisle isnt big enought
- Always staying neutral on any topic
- Randomly attacking people with halbards
- Exessive consumption can lead to diarrhea

Ricola. Not even once.