To add onto that fuckin “you say it i eat it” or whatever by @turing-tested from ages ago:
one time hal ate like 4 of dirk’s pony figurines and equius sends him a heated email that somehow doesn’t include swearing about how unhealthy it is to eat that sort of stuff and that it violates dirk’s privacy.
Hal doesnt reply for like 4 days but when he does its a link to a video of him eating a printed out copy of said email
is cold when he wakes up. His mind is fuzzy, thoughts hazy like he’s thinking
through TV static. Something is off, and it takes him a moment to realize that
he should not feel cold, not when Dave
had fallen asleep next to him. David, he realizes suddenly, is definitely not
in bed. Hal bolts upright, groping for his glasses on the bedside table and clicking
the lamp on. The motel room is small, small enough that Hal would have seen him
immediately had Dave been here, but there’s no sign of him in the dingy
armchair next to the window or anywhere else. Panic settles low in his stomach.
door to the bathroom is open, and the room is dark, so Hal knows he can’t be in
there. He turns toward the motel door then, and pauses to wonder if he should
bring the handgun Dave insists he keeps in his backpack. After imagining
himself having to explain why he’s standing outside in nothing but a borrowed
tee shirt and ill-fitting sweatpants holding a loaded gun, however, he decides
it may be more trouble than it’s worth. Instead, he slides on his shoes (Dave’s
aren’t where he left them, he notes) and slowly pushes open the door.
Tagged by @witchofsong (i hope you dont mind me posting this to my main instead of artex whoops)
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Relationship status: loving my moirail @yordsord!!!
Pets: one big fat sausage dog named daisy (shes a corgi mix)
Last song I listened to: Driving to Hawaii by Summer Salt (very interesting genre tbh i recommend it)
Favorite tv show: Steven Universe or maybe Sailor Moon currently!!!
First fandom: Superwholock smfh…..
Hobbies: i love drawing!! I also play trombone and sometimes i do acting! I also love to read like crazy.