“Hey, the vending machine ate my dollar.” “Ah, sorry. We don’t do refunds. “Dang!” “But you can buy a snack through me.” “Hmm, okay. I’ll take some chips.” “$1 please.” “Here you are.” “Yummy. Thank you.” “Hey! You just ate my dollar!” “Sorry. No refunds.” “I want to talk to your manager!” “Okay. Nick! Some gay guy wants to talk to you.” “Hey! I’m not gay!” “Okay. Nick! Some homophobe wants to talk to you.” “Hey! I’m not a homophobe!” “Okay. Nick! Some bitch wants to talk to you.” “Thank you,” said the bitch. Nick never came. He was busy giving his spider a haircut. But, really, when wasn’t he?
Back in December of 2015, Mombacho Cigars S.A., announced that in celebration of their 10th anniversary they would release a limited edition cigar called the Magnifico.
Today, the Mombacho Decimo X Ano Magnifico has arrived!
As reported by Patrick Lagreid of Halfwheel.com, “For this project, Claudio Sgroi, Mombacho Cigars S.A.’s master blender, broke one of the main rules of the company’s Casa Favilli factory, which is not to mix the tobaccos used in Mombacho cigars with that of the company’s other brand, Liga Maestro. Because of the significance of this release, the company decided it wanted to incorporate the complete history of Mombacho Cigars S.A. into one release, which set the basis for the Magnifico.
The Mombacho Magnifico is a Nicaraguan puro, using a shade grown habano viso leaf from Jalapa that has been fermented twice. For the binder, a habano-criollo leaf from Condega was picked, and underneath those leaves is a filler blend made up of seco habano-criollo from Condega, viso mediano habano-criollo from Condega, viso grande habano from Jalapa, ligero mediano habano criollo from Jalapa and ligero grande habano from Jalapa.
In a statement to halfwheel, Sgroi called it the best blend he’s made in his career, and one that will only be used for this particular release.”
With only 500 - 10 count boxes produced, this is a truly limited production!
The Mombacho Magnifico (6 ¼ X 52) will be sold in 10-count boxes made in Estelí, Nicaragua of local “Cedro Macho” wood, which was selected because it doesn’t release any odor or smell.
Don’t sleep on this one, they’ll be gone before you know it!
Village Cigar Company
Burlington & Oakville
I’ve been playing SO MUCH MYSTIC MESSENGER!
Finally on 707’s route, and there’s a conversation between you two and you decide you’ll give him a haircut later. It was probably a complete joke but I couldn’t get it out of my head.
Here’s a bonus, bad haircut version that he loves even more: