Some of the best things I’ve heard in Heathers rehearsal so far:

  • “Oh no! My shirt, where’d it go?” followed by really slow and awkward finger guns
  • “Free pizza, and we don’t even have to buy it a pussy!”
  • “Those stupid tree thumpers”
  • *dramatically pirouettes and leaps in* “BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTHHH”
  • “Aww that seems like a relationship that would last.” “Yeah until one of them blows up” “I guess you could say their love is….. explosive”
  • *Our choreographer screaming like one of those sheep used in parodies back in vintage youtube days whenever she gets frustrated or needs to get people’s attention.*
  • “So you’re going to do a Jesus lift” “A WHAT” “Just put your arms out and they’ll lift you like you’re Jesus resurrecting from the cross”
  • “Welcome to Newsies on steroids.”
  • “Be the closeted gay we all need.”
  • “The first step to any good plan is murder.”
  • “How much bitch is enough bitch though?”
  • “Imagine having to explain to someone like ““oh how’d you break your tailbone?” ““Oh I booty-popped too hard.”” 
  • “When we go off to makeover Veronica, can she still have the monocle, but, hear me out, it’s now bedazzled.”
  • “I have to check the historical accuracy of bedazzling in the ‘80s.”
  • “Okay, but what if we made it gay?”
  • “COSTUME NOTE: SOMEONE MAKE RAM PARTY SLIPPERS!” “What if they’re like bunny slippers, but with tiny party hats?!”
  • “This is Ram, he’s not very nice, but somehow my best friend still wants to fuck him.”
  • “Your whole bio better be about how much you love and respect women or else I can’t help you when your ass is being kicked.”
  • “I paired you guys together because you say he’s your sort of boyfriend later.” *Kurt proceeds to emark in various sexual dance endeavors with multiple other women* “That’s where the sort of comes into play….”
  • “SHUT UP HEATHER” *bursts out crying*
  • Our original Chandler dropped out so our original Duke got promoted to her role and just looks at me and says “Oh my god this is the most Heather Duke thing that has ever happened to me”
  • “That’s a school cheer?!?!”
  • “What if when she makes you spit up the pills, your wig flies off?” “Oh no you’ve discovered the real reason behind my crisis, I AM NOT A NATURAL BLONDE”
  • “Maybe he should take up knitting or something as a hobby rather than therapedic murder.”
  • “The saddest thing is that’s not even 3rd base”
  • “Veronica, you’re soaking wet!” *cue our assistant stage manager loosing her shit*
  • “My character description is just internal screaming.”
  • “Who needs a dance partner when you have weed?”
  • “I feel bad having to ask but was that supposed to be a dick joke?”
  • “Do I get extra points if one of the pills hits someone in the face?”
  • “I can’t remember the lyrics but I’m pretty sure I’m still gay”
  • “Why didn’t they just throw the bomb and run or something, like why are they so determined to die?” 
  • *recites Blue Reprise as demonic slam poetry because we didn’t have rehearsal tracks yet*  
  • “Veronica, it’s not a phase. I’m just naturally a slightly psychotic bag of angst with great hair.”
  • *music director teaching us Blue* ”They’ll curl up on your face. And purr like-” *slowly looks up from music and proceeds to put his head in his hands* “There’s moments that I evaluate my life and this is definitely one of them.”

And we’re still about 3 weeks from tech week

Enchant Your Hair to Grow!

Q: I’m trying to grow my hair out (again) from a short pixie cut, and other than the usual mundane care and love I was wondering if anyone had any spells or things to magically boost it! 

- Member Fox

A: Flipping your hair upside down and massaging your scalp each night with some kind of product like a hair mask or conditioner will stimulate hair growth. Make sure to only do this if you’re medically able to sustain being upside down! Not sure? Ask a doctor.

You’ll want to do this for about five minutes each day. Be mindful of the fact that all the blood will rush to your head because you’re essentially doing an inversion, but you’ll see your hair growth improve rapidly. I’d recommend sitting in a chair while you do this.

To make it magickal, maybe either use some kind of anointing oil that is safe for hair and skin with the conditioner, or rosewater. Light a candle. Turn it into a ritual. Now you can just use your intention; that’s fine too. But you could focus on your intent for your hair to grow as you do it, chanting or repeating power phrases as you go along. Whatever you like!

Asking for a blessing from a god or goddess from your pantheon if you have one that acts as the archetype for beauty might not hurt either. Just be sure to thank them with an offering if you do this, after the fact.

-Activities Director Prism

The past, the present... The future.

Summary: In SHIELD you are known for your charisma and your irrational optimism. Specially taking in count the irreversible curse HYDRA condemned you with. Because of that, Director Fury has determinate that you are the best person to take care of Bucky’s mental state.

Chapter 1: My curse

Pairing: Bucky x reader

Y/N: your name

Warnings: Contains references to Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD and the inhumans, but nothing that would count as a major spoiler. Also, references to weapons (guns).

Word count: 1,676

A/N: This is my very first time writing a fanfic, so I hope you enjoy it! I would love to have some feedback so let me know what you think! I’m planing on doing a series. This part is pretty light, I have a lot more dramatic scenes as the story goes on.

Y/N POV’s:

Light floats through the room, creeping across my eyelids to remind me that a new day has started.  I sit up and look around my room to orientate myself after another busy night fighting off nightmares. The right wall is made completely out of glass, giving me amazing views of the forest that expands all around the facility. It also fills my room with light at any hour of the day, which is fortunate, as the walls are painted black. Next to the window I have an immense desk covered in papers and supplies and equipped with the latest technology, just like about anything in my room. I also have a boxing space, bookshelves (not enough for my books: a lot of them are lying on the ground), a full body mirror that doubles as a computer and, of course, my bed. The walls are covered with posters of any topic imaginable, from movies to the latest science innovations along with photos and… anything hangable, really.

As I’m covered in sweat, i decide to take a shower before heading out into the new day. While I let the warm water drip through my body, mixing with the coconut scent from my shampoo, I ask the personal assistant in the mirror to go through my timetable today and fill me in with anything I may have missed.

Good morning, Agent Y/N. Today you had a meeting with the Minister of Foreign Affairs to coordinate SHIELD’s missions off borders. You also had agreed to help agent Daisy train the new recruits for the inhumans. Finally you were going to take part in the planing of the mission to take down the latest HYDRA facility found. However, all you plans for today have been cancelled, and your daily revision with agent Jemma Simons was been delayed.

“And what’s the reason for all this change?” I ask, stepping out of the shower while drying my hair with a towel.

Director Fury wanted to have a meeting with you before breakfast.”

I nod, wondering what Fury might want to talk about. I come out of the bathroom and open the sliding doors to enter my closet. Aside from the clothes, which I do not have a great variety of as I spend most of my life in uniform, my closet is filled with objects that do not fit in my room, from my electric guitar to boxes with case files. Cameras, souvenirs … even my skate is here!

I dress in my black jumpsuit, with a SHIELD logo on my shoulder, and tie the numerous leather straps that incorporate weapons into my uniform. It’s not like I expect to be attacked at the base soon, but the protocol requires that all active agents carry at least one weapon around, and I must admit that I feel much more comfortable knowing I’m not defenseless. I place the pistol inside the holster on my hip, put on my fingerless gloves and tie my shiny black boots. I put my hair in a braid and finally step out of my room, my brightest smile on, ready to fight the world.

I make my way to Fury’s office, smiling politely at everyone. As I happen to come across Daisy on my way there, I also stop to apologize for not being able to help her this afternoon.

“Don’t worry” she smiles putting a hand on my shoulder “I’m sure you’re going to go up another level or something. Can you go up another level if you already have maximum access to everything? Well, never mind. You have to tell me everything!”

“I’ll meet you for lunch” I promise her as I wave goodbye.

When I enter Fury’s office, he is looking at a report, but puts it down as soon as he realizes I’m  in the room. He stands up, smiling.

“Y/N! I’m glad you have finally decided to show up.” I open my mouth to complain, but he carries on in a more serious tone “I have something important. Something really important I need you to take care of. Come here, I’ll explain you everything while we have breakfast.”

A while later, we both sit in front of a steamy plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.

“Nick, all this tension is getting on my nerves. Would you mind to explain what exactly I’m required to do?” I say, my knee bouncing up and down under the table as I try to liberate energy from my body.

He solemnly looks up from his plate and passes me a file. It’s pretty thick, and I recognize the man in the front picture immediately. My heart stops for a millisecond and I have to remind myself to breath. I inhale deeply, fighting against panic, and recompose my smile as well as I can.

“The Winter Soldier…” I say, looking at Fury for more explanations.

“I trust you know his story.”

“I do, I read about him on some files a few months ago. And all the rumors going around..”  Nick looks at me in the eye as if he expects me to say something else, but that is all that’s going to come out of my mouth. He leans back before asking.

“What is your opinion on him?”

“My opinion, you mean, as in whether he is innocent or not?” I ignore the ghosts of memories that pass before my eyes and carry on “According to all the data we have, he is. Right?”

“Yes Y/N, Bucky is completely innocent.” he says. The pause that follows warns you that I may not like what’s coming next. “Y/N, Bucky needs psychological support after this traumatic experience. Not a psychologist, but someone to help him adapt and to be his friend. Most importantly, to help him move on. Before you say anything, Steve is not completely qualified to do so, as he doesn’t understand what Bucky has been through. We are still trying to get the trigger words out of his brain and that’s only the beginning of the process of healing. He was taken to the Avengers’ compound about a week ago, as we thought it was easier to treat him from there. Unfortunately, Mr Stark isn’t very happy with the idea. Bucky needs help as soon as posible and I have decided you are the most indicated person to do the job.” He looks at me apologetically, demonstrating, once more, how instinctive he is. I have never told anyone about it, but he somehow knows, somehow feels it.

“Why me?” I whisper, not trusting my voice. Nick looks at me.

“Because you know what it is like, you have lived it. You know what HYDRA does to its prisoners. You probably know something about the mind wiping and you definitely are one of the most empathic persons I have ever come across.” He pauses for a second and then his look softens a little “And you are by far the happiest and more optimistic person I have and will ever meet. All that happened to you, and you are somehow here, in front of me, still smiling.”

I take a deep breath. Nick has a point and, as much as I fear it, I can’t deny my help to someone who needs it so badly. But man, this was going to be difficult. Really difficult. I stand up and take the files.

“When am I leaving to the Avengers Compound?”

Nick smiles “I was hoping you would this afternoon”

I run through the Winter Soldier’s files wile I wait for Jemma to give me my results. I have skim-read the first few pages when Daisy enters the lab and walks towards me.

“I knew I would find you here.” she smiles “I heard you’re moving in to Stark’s.”

“You heard?” I ask, raising an eyebrow.

“Well, Coulson may have talked with Fury about it and he may or may have not told me a little something” She stops and pulls a fake deep-in-thought pose “Or I may have hacked the system… again.”

“You really are incurable.”

“So… You’re going to be the Winter Soldier’s personal phsycologist?”

“That may, or may not be true.” I laugh “Do you know something about him that could be useful? I’ve read he used to make really good impressions on people.

“That would explain why his name is in the memorial to the agents lost in the line of duty, even though he died before SHIELD was created.”

“I know. Someone has to fix that, by the way. I mean: he was lost, but now he is found. Or maybe metaphorically he is not the same person, after all he has gone through, so he is still lost. Or maybe your name stays there even if you are not actually dead…”

“Or maybe we are just too lazy to change it”

“Good point.”

Jemma laughs behind me. I turn around  and she presses the tablet in her hand.

“Before I show you anything, I wanted to tell you I have send the instructions of your revision to Mr Stark, so that you can get it done by him once in the compound.” I thank her profusely, even though I’m not extremely excited with the prospect of having a medical revision with a Stark. “Here are your results.” she says, showing me the projection coming from her tablet. I anxiously read all the numbers and signs I have learned by heart in the past years, desperately looking for something, anything, different to usual. I don’t succeed.

“Not a single second?” I ask, in case I have missed something. As she shakes her head, my shoulders sink. Someone would say I should have gotten used to it after all this time but I can’t help to have hope. Daisy puts her arm around me. I take a deep breath and smile again.

I try to think of the positive aspects, but the reality is, I haven’t aged a single minute in the past forty-eight years.

And no, it’s not as fun as you think.

Part 2.

was reading this list of prompts by @kurooozora and immediately fell in love with the prompt “Person A and B are best friends, always will be, and super close, so when someone asks them if they’re together, they just look at each other, shrug and answer ‘Yeah, why not.’” 


“Good morning, beloved,” Tony says casually one morning upon seeing Steve come in the communal kitchen, his hair in a state of disarray. In the years of knowing him, Tony quickly found out that Captain America wasn’t a morning person. Today was one of the many days Steve decided to sleep in, since he now gets to have breakfast with all of the other Avengers instead of waking up early, going for a run and making breakfast for them.

Steve grunts in reply, which is good enough for Tony since Steve makes a beeline for Tony who’s making coffee by the kitchen counter, wrapping his arms around him from behind and rests his chin on Tony’s shoulder, humming when one of Tony’s hands comes up and gently pets his hair.

“Did a director of a sitcom forget to tell us they were shooting an episode?” Clint asks, and snickers when Steve reaches around and throws an orange at Clint before resuming his position, nuzzling Tony’s neck with his chin.

“Okay, stop, you big lug, you’re tickling me,” Tony says as he jokingly shoved Steve aside. “Go sit, I’ll make you breakfast.”

“Thank you,” Steve murmurs, pressing a kiss onto Tony’s hair before taking his usual seat at the far end of the table.

Tony got busy making eggs and bacon after that, and while he waited for it to cook, he poured Steve a glass of juice, Steve mumbling “Thank you,” as he brought his glass up to his mouth, his other hand grazing Tony’s upper arm briefly.

After it was done, Tony placed Steve’s plate in front of him, unaware of the eyes trained on the both of them. Tony took his usual seat, next to Steve, watching Steve eat as he sipped his coffee with an easy smile.

Clint pretends to gag, “You’re like a housewife, Stark, oh my fucking-“

“Shush,” Natasha says, slapping the back of Clint’s head, with a small smile she says, “leave them be.”

Clint rubs the back of his head as he scowls at Tony who grins innocently, but then his attention was all back on Steve as he stood up, placed his plate in the sink.

“Gym?” Tony asks, leaning into Steve as he threads his fingers through thick brown hair.

Steve hums, “Be back soon,” he says after he places a kiss onto Tony’s hair.

“You know what,” Clint says after a couple moments of silence from the whole team. “I think I miss the circus.”

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[Translation] Yamada Ryosuke +Act Nov 2016 Interview

This was one of Yamada’s magazine interviews for his Cain & Abel promotions, Yamada Ryosuke shares a lot of great thoughts in this interview, about Cain & Abel, about his co-stars, and his view on acting as general. We thought we really need to share his thoughts to everyone. 

This interview was re-translated from Mandarin by twitter user @CeliaSee from a weibo user Ciarin (original translation here). Both Ciarin & CeliaSee had agreed to have me publish it in this blog for everyone to read and enjoy, so here you go!

- As usual, please do not publish or re-post without permission. 
- T/N’s are from CeliaSee herself

[T/N: I think I have seen some quotes of the interview on twitter or weibo, but with a lot of Yamada interviews, you need to read the whole thing to get a better sense of what he is trying to say.

Sorry for spoilers - I can’t help making snarky comments as I have already watched the show.  The article is too long, so please excuse the grammatical errors.]

Fuji TV will start transmitting the new Monday 9pm drama, “Cain and Abel”, on October 17th.  The story is a modern adaption from the Old Testament about the fateful brothers; exploring the themes of families, love, etc. in the series. Yamada Ryosuke of Hey! Say! Jump is playing the lead.  It is his first time starring in a Getsu 9 drama as well as his first role in a love story.

The momentum of Yamada Ryosuke, the actor, is unstoppable.  He received the Newcomers of the Year award at the 39th Japan Academy Prize for his lead role in Assassination Classroom, and the sequel, Assassination Classroom Graduation, was also a big hit at the box office.  In addition, he received the Rookie of the Year award at the 25th Japan Film Critics Award for his portrayal of Semi in the movie Grasshopper.  Even now, though he just finished filming in the live action adaptation of the popular manga series, Fullmetal Alchemist, he was immediately cranking in for Cain and Abel.  He had accumulated many experiences while juggling between his role as a super popular idol and acting in many dramas through the years.  How does Yamada feel about acting in a drama again after the last couple of years, where his acting skills had been discovered and watched by the movie industry? We will talk to him about his dual roles as an idol and an actor, his views about the newcomer awards, and many other topics.

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“It’s an honor to receive this meaningful award and thank you so much. First, someone who lead us here and believed in us, CEO Yang Hyun Suk, I really really want to say thank you to you. Teddy oppa who writes great songs for us and thinks about us, thank you very very much. 

And to people who always work hard at backstage, hair, make up artist director, staffs and unnies, oppas, thank you very much. Management team, teachers, I always thank you and I love you.

 And most of all, to our parents and families of BLACKPINK, I want to say thank you so much and we love you! For last, our fans who love us and cheer for us, thank you very very much. This award will be the start, and BLACKPINK will develop and show great sides of us. Thank you!”

anonymous asked:

Prompt: Percival is found but everyone thinks he's dead because Grindelwald cursed him to appear so. A grant funeral is held with Newt and the others in attendance. Just as Seraphina is about to light Percival's funeral pyre, a large from Newt's case bursts out and rushes to Percival, using its magic to free him. Percival wakes up and immediately asks who's creature this is and whether they have a permit, all the while enjoying being loved up by said creature. Newt falls head over heals.

Okay so they missed out what animal it was so I’m just gonna use dougal bc he’s cute and I can now imagine him cuddling Graves and I know they don’t really have much magic and it doesn’t work but whatever I’m doing it anyway (:

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10cent-city  asked:

In regards to the SnK Actor AU, bloopers?

YAYAY okay!

SO, you know the part where Carla is stuck underneath the wooden beams and Eren is struggling? Well, truth be told, Eren’s child actor refused to let his mother die in the scene so he would deliberately pick up the wooden beam and be like ,”MOM YOU’RE FREE” and Carla’s actor is like “no son I have to die.” and it takes alot of candy and cheering up from Eren’s adult actor for the child to be happy.

Mikasa’s actor always has those scenes where she has to be all graceful with her 3DMG and her swordplay, but it literally takes at least 50 takes in order for her not to get tangled up or she falls on her ass most of the time and she’s always cursing, so when it comes down to when she finally gets it, she does this little cheery dance before they can call cut and she looks at the camera and curses.

So, the “I came out to have a good time, but I honestly feel so attacked right now” is really popular within the cast and crew. So when Mikasa brought up the whole “Sasha farted” and it was eerily quiet, Sasha turned to her and said, “Wow, I came out to have a good time, but I honestly feel so attacked right now.” Everyone bursts out laughing and Jean’s actor turns to the camera and is like, “Attack on Titan? HAR HAR HAR GET IT.” And Eren’s actor says “BOOOOOOO. YOU KILLED IT. BOOO. LET’S RECAST HIM. BOOOOO.”

Levi’s actor can’t keep a straight face with the poop jokes. 

Mikasa’s actor forgets she’s supposed to have a scar on her face and she tends to wipe off her cheeks for dramatic effect and all, but she ends up wiping it off. So, Levi’s actor is always commenting on it behind the scenes saying “Now you see it, and now you don’t. Omg, Mikasa should be a magician.” Mikasa shakes her head, laughing and throws fake titan blood at the camera.

Armin’s actor, during his big speech to save Eren, messes up from time to time and since the camera always zooms close to his face, he hits his blonde head towards it as if thinking it would make him stop messing up. He even likes to cross his eyes at the camera when he knows he messed up, “BELIEVE IN-IN-IN BLAERGH *crosses eyes*”

The guys’ undercuts are very addictive to pet, so the girls are always caught in the moment of petting the guys’ hair even when the director yells, “ACTION.”

Like, Sasha pets Connie’s head, Mikasa pet’s Jean’s head, and the fact that Annie’s crystal can open and stuff, you can actually see her arm petting Levi’s head and Levi’s actor begins cracking up because in the scene you can’t see it, but he couldn’t take it anymore and was like, “ARGH HER HAND IS DOING A FEELSKI. I AM CONTAMINATED BY TITAN GERMS.”

Hanji actually sits in the director’s chair for awhile so she can do her little commentary part, so when Erwin’s actor or Mike’s actor always comes on, you can Iiterally hear her purring and saying ‘those eyebrows/that mustache do it for me.’ The director had to take her commentary off because he believed that the audience might think it’s porn.

Got7 Reaction to Y/N Usually Being Professional, but They Get a Peek at Their Marshmallow Life

For: @the-last-queen-of-eternity <3


Y/N: *cutely* “Mark~ You did a good job today.”

Mark: “Oh, thank you. You too.”

Y/N: “shoots him a playful wink*

Mark to himself: “What the hell was that?”

Originally posted by jacksonwings


* ’A’ playing in the background*

Y/N: “So cute.” *pokes puffed out cheek* *snaps back to work mode*

JB: *gif*

Originally posted by jaeckbum


“Are you sure you can survive while doing this cute photo shoot?”

Y/N: *does Mark’s signature pout and nods*

Jackson: “Ah! So cute! Do it again!”

Originally posted by got7ish


Director: “Y/N, you’re being a bit too chic. Make it cuter.”

Y/N: *does “I saw a ghost” aegyo with an adorable puppy face*

Director: ”…”

Photographer: “…”

Hair and Makeup Crew: “…”

Wardrobe: “…”

Jr.: “…”

Y/N: “This is why I don’t act cute.”

Jr.: “But that was too cute.”

Originally posted by marktuon


Y/N: *shoots Youngjae with love guns*

Youngjae: *returns the love because he is too precious to not do so*

Originally posted by 960917


“Just do it once, please?”

Y/N: “Fine” *pulls a heart out of their pocket and gives it to him* 

BamBam: “My heart might explode.”

Y/N: “Don’t get used to this.”

Originally posted by markjinbum


Y/N: “What’s the matter, Yug?”

Yugyeom: “Nothing, Just a little worn out.”

Y/N: *jumps up and down and shouts in a high pitched voice* “Yugyeom-ah~~~! Fighting!”

Yugyeom: *weirded out but has new found energy*

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Jealousy (Simon Dominic)

    You’d been looking forward to your music video shoot for so long, and the day was finally here. You were scheduled to shoot over a period of three days, and each one would be a long day. You showered and dressed simply in a T-shirt and jeans, leaving your face bare since you knew your makeup would be done once you arrived on set. You drove to the location you’d been given and parked behind the warehouse, jogging across the parking lot to get out of the lightly drizzling rain as quickly as possible.

    You’d just stepped through the door when an arm wrapped around your shoulders and you smiled, turning to give your boyfriend a kiss on the cheek. “What are you doing here?”

    Kiseok grinned. “Hey, I gotta support my girlfriend on her big day, right?”

    “Thank you!” you said, leaning your head against his shoulder for a moment before you were whisked off to be readied for the shoot.

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She did that!! 😍😍 RepostBy @cosmopolitan:
“Space buns are such a cute way to rock your braids ✨💫 Hair: @magicfingersstudio; beauty director: @carlycardellino; writer: @mayaalenaa; senior video producer: @jasonikeler; videographer: @therealjosharcher; video edits: @_james.blonde; model & cosmo brand coordinator @diandrabarnwell”

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anonymous asked:

Would you work in a period drama even if by contract you were prohibited to shave till the show were cancel?

Yeah, sure. Western women managed to feel beautiful without shaving for centuries, so I’d be alright. Kudos to this hypothetical director/hair and makeup department for challenging modern inaccurate perceptions of historical people.