hair that i wanna eat

anonymous asked:

@Covy Random Kid to Nova: Hey. Your so cute and I love your silky hair and I just wanna eat u all up!! <3 Nomnomnomm Nova: .... OKAY CONNOR. YOUR CUE.

Connor: huh, oh right. *puts a wielding mask on and pulls out a pen. twists the cap and it is a mini blow torch*

*random kid runs off*

Nova….umm…not what i meant but cool, when did you finish the mini blow torch?

Connor: *muffled* last week. still need to work out some things. 

The signs as things said by my roommate part 2
  • Aries: I just want to make some soup! and then give it to him. and then make more soup. and drink it myself
  • Taurus: gargles earl grey tea* fuck you charles dickins! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Gemini: If there’s one thing I love it’s the jealousy of peasants
  • Cancer: stop niggle-ing my elbow! whats wrong with you!!
  • Leo: all romance is comedy. It’s a joke!!
  • Virgo: Just shrink me down and Put me in a plane
  • Libra: What’s the plan?? Put tomato sauce on your hair then eat it
  • Scorpio: It's like I wanna shoot him in the face with a shotgun but instead of blowing his face off I wanna kiss him
  • Sagittarius: Woe my shit that's old
  • Capricorn: god dammit leonard nimoy!! stop being so racy! (I’m sorry leonard. I’m so sorry)
  • Aquarius: Jessie McCartney wrote "beautiful soul" for Dwayne the rock Johnson
  • Pisces: Thousands of tiny penises hitting you in the face and dissolving on your skin!