Brother: Does he mean Minis? Me:Kanté: Here are some things that are more important:
dark green Minis
the British flag on the roof Minis
the four-door Minis….
Brother:Arsène said he tried to sign Kanté and implied it was because of money that he came to us. He’s on 110k/wk and drives a Mini. Maybe he prefers a club that wins and Conte over Arsène. Everyone should have signed Kanté for more than we offered him but they didn’t. Me: I assumed it was because he heard Gary Cahill was planning to install a mini-net in his back garden. Oh, wait, a MINI net; I just got that. Brother:Kanté: I’ve been here the whole time. Welcome to my joke.